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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: hobbit on January 21, 2008, 04:59:56 PM



Title: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: hobbit on January 21, 2008, 04:59:56 PM
Just cracked my toilet bowl while attempting a rehab because of a leak.  And I thought I was out of shape and weak  :-\

Rat Farts!  [sm_devil]



Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: Fuzzy on January 21, 2008, 05:05:11 PM
I don't even know where to start with a smart ass reply.


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: Seamus on January 21, 2008, 05:06:03 PM
I can only say "been there down that", and it's the *feces*s.


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2008, 05:33:24 PM
I'll refer you to an earlier post of mine regarding batting practice... :o


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: stroh on January 21, 2008, 05:44:21 PM
Well you're smart enough not to do it on a Sunday evening, I'll give you that.

*fudge*, I've been burned by some Sunday plumbing.


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: twoiron on January 21, 2008, 05:47:17 PM
Well you're smart enough not to do it on a Sunday evening, I'll give you that.

*fudge*, I've been burned by some Sunday plumbing.

As a result of Saturday night eating??


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: birdymaker on January 21, 2008, 05:48:15 PM
buy a new one. i used to hold on to the old ones because they were  :airquotes: big flushers  :airquotes: but the last time we remodeled the facilities, i got a new throne. i think you could flush a small child down this thing. (http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/upfiles/smiley/flush.gif)


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: stroh on January 21, 2008, 05:59:30 PM
Well you're smart enough not to do it on a Sunday evening, I'll give you that.

*fudge*, I've been burned by some Sunday plumbing.

As a result of Saturday night eating??

Boy howdy!

hobbit!  Get one of them that flushes a whole bucket of golf balls in one flush.

They sound cool, and seem appropriate.


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: Clive on January 21, 2008, 06:05:41 PM
hobbit!  Get one of them that flushes a whole bucket of golf balls in one flush.

They sound cool, and seem appropriate.
Maybe the golf balls would find andylo's game ... ?  (Ouch.)


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2008, 07:11:47 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/128346915508593750ihasatoylet.jpg)


I'm not even gonna mention that I've successfully installed two.


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: hobbit on January 21, 2008, 08:12:36 PM
A new throne it will be for sure - no coming back from this, when I say 'crack', I mean all the way though - piece no longer attached, etc.  :sad3:

A throne to be proud of!  And one without a fat cat making claim to.  Bad kitty!



Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 21, 2008, 08:35:56 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/is-not-fat-is-just-fluffy.jpg)


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: PaunchyBald on January 22, 2008, 07:42:52 AM
A new throne it will be for sure - no coming back from this, when I say 'crack', I mean all the way though - piece no longer attached, etc.  :sad3:

Did you chip a tooth when you broke it?  You were talking to UUURRRRRRLLLLL about some margharita's, were'nt you!!!!! [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: stroh on January 22, 2008, 09:49:16 AM
(http://www.3dlinks.com/IMAGES/GALLERY/thumbs8/Solid-Gold-Toilet-Bars2.jpg)


Title: Re: Chit, chit, chit!
Post by: hobbit on January 22, 2008, 11:23:01 AM
(http://www.3dlinks.com/IMAGES/GALLERY/thumbs8/Solid-Gold-Toilet-Bars2.jpg)

That would be poifect!

Do they make them in hobbit sizes (this one seems Barbie-sized)?