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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: dystopia on May 19, 2008, 03:43:12 PM



Title: Doesn't Phase Me, Bro
Post by: dystopia on May 19, 2008, 03:43:12 PM
Colorado men exchange Taser shots over parked van
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080519/ap_on_fe_st/odd_dueling_tasers;_ylt=Apd8ptzWke.GnCCyvkJSP2ztiBIF
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Epstein told police Dane put his hand on a holstered pistol and threatened to shoot him. Dane told The Associated Press by telephone that he did put his hand on the holstered pistol but never threatened to shoot Epstein.

Both men drew Tasers.

"They shot each other," Police Sgt. Pat Wyton told the Camera newspaper. "It was just kind of a bonehead deal."
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Title: Re: Doesn't Phase Me, Bro
Post by: dystopia on May 19, 2008, 03:48:01 PM
LMAO @ "Han Shot First" Bookends.

(http://www.craphound.com/images/starwarsbookends.jpg)


Title: Re: Doesn't Phase Me, Bro
Post by: stroh on May 19, 2008, 03:57:45 PM
 [sm_laughatyou]


Title: Re: Doesn't Phase Me, Bro
Post by: gleek on May 19, 2008, 09:04:11 PM
LMAO @ "Han Shot First" Bookends.

(http://www.craphound.com/images/starwarsbookends.jpg)

This reminds me. *goshdarn* Lucas just released the Special Edition Indiana Jones Trilogy. I wonder what kind of stupid *feces* he did with these movies. Of course, he'll probably *fudge* them up even worse when he releases a Special Special Edition Quadrilogy when Crystal Skulls comes out on disc.


Title: Re: Doesn't Phase Me, Bro
Post by: Dunk on May 19, 2008, 09:35:22 PM
So, are tasers available to the general public in the USA?


Title: Re: Doesn't Phase Me, Bro
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 19, 2008, 09:46:18 PM
So, are tasers available to the general public in the USA?


Good question and I have no idea.  It's surely no problem whatsoever for a non-felon to get a semi-automatic weapon.  Which, by the way, trumps a taser every time. 

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Title: Re: Doesn't Phase Me, Bro
Post by: Clive on May 20, 2008, 07:56:27 AM
So, are tasers available to the general public in the USA?
I don't know if they still are, but a friend and I both had tasers when we delivered pizzas.  Handheld deals that you had to press against the assailant -- not the shooting electrode kind.


Title: Re: Doesn't Phase Me, Bro
Post by: stroh on May 20, 2008, 07:58:34 AM
LOL  Ha!  Who's the *humid grotto* now?


Title: Re: Doesn't Phase Me, Bro
Post by: Clive on May 20, 2008, 08:00:27 AM
It's still you, dude.  Still you.