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Title: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Clive on January 08, 2007, 08:33:11 PM
Has this website been so christened yet?

 [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 08, 2007, 09:17:28 PM
I'll be the first, maybe only, to admit that I have no idea how to form a haiku.  I just don't get it at all.  Just looks like someone knocked over a Scrabble board.  It simply doesn't click for me.

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Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: TFT on January 08, 2007, 09:34:11 PM
You do and you'll clean it up.


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: stroh on January 08, 2007, 09:42:22 PM
It's poetry in 3 lines, of syllables, of 5, 7, 5.......

Although, as I type this, me thinks you are yankin' me chain.


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: stroh on January 08, 2007, 09:49:17 PM
I didn't plan for this.
It's already late tonight.
I grab three per trip.


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: stroh on January 08, 2007, 10:28:02 PM
Hmmm I called it a night in chat;  I got stuck.
Couldn't keep up, damn the luck.
Just one more pass by the keg........
and a stop here to lift up my leg.......
But I prosed a limerick, not Haiku, what the fuk?


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Seamus on January 09, 2007, 09:47:56 AM
Stroh's Haiku Be Wrong
Six Syllables In Line One
Maddie, Set Him Straight


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Clive on January 09, 2007, 10:25:39 AM
Nuked meal stuck to plate.
Soft breeze caresses the boys.
Wife travels this week.


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: worst_golfer_ever on January 09, 2007, 10:36:00 AM
It's way too early
This coffee is really bad
Wish I had slept more
 :sleep:


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: spacey on January 09, 2007, 10:42:54 AM
Nuked meal stuck to plate.
Soft breeze caresses the boys.
Wife travels this week.

 [sm_rolling]


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: TFT on January 09, 2007, 10:51:49 AM
Nuked meal stuck to plate.
Soft breeze caresses the boys.
Wife travels this week.

I thought dog name Monte,

Soft Breeze sounds much more horselike,

Oh I still feel ill.



Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: spacey on January 09, 2007, 10:53:00 AM
What is it about 5-7-5 you people don't understand?  >:(


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Clive on January 09, 2007, 10:54:15 AM
Extra syllable
Plagues me as I struggle with
Stupid haiku format.


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: TFT on January 09, 2007, 10:56:58 AM
Monte isn't pronounced Mont?

Is it 2 like Mount me?

 :P


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: spacey on January 09, 2007, 10:58:02 AM
Monte isn't pronounced Mont?

Is it 2 like Mount me?

 :P
As in Count of Monte Cristo


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: TFT on January 09, 2007, 10:59:05 AM
Oh well, why didn't you say so?

 [sm_scratch] ;)


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: JDerion on January 09, 2007, 11:06:02 AM
Haiku is for gays
Limericks are way better
Nantucket rhymes with....


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: stegerman on January 09, 2007, 11:27:45 AM
tabooless redneck
roughly, hardly lovely ewes
snoring, dazed, happy date



Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Torpedo on January 09, 2007, 04:34:20 PM
It's poetry in 3 lines, of syllables, of 5, 7, 5.......

Does this count:

:D :D :D :D :D
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Salamander on January 09, 2007, 04:57:15 PM
no.


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: stegerman on January 09, 2007, 07:29:58 PM
no.

Haiku Nazi >:(


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Salamander on January 09, 2007, 08:10:53 PM
I am.


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: spacey on January 09, 2007, 08:18:33 PM
Godwin's Law?


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 09, 2007, 08:46:56 PM
Quote
Re: Can You ... Haiku?

I can if I try. 
I don't care much for that style. 
Very few make any sense.


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: stroh on January 09, 2007, 08:51:26 PM
That was a good one.
Redneck Haiku is fun though;
spaceage wears no pants.


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: twoiron on January 09, 2007, 09:01:11 PM
Potatoes are good
They are better when mashed
French Fries in the car


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: stroh on January 09, 2007, 09:02:49 PM
 ;D
ROFL!!


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 09, 2007, 09:30:31 PM
Potatoes are good
They are better when mashed
French Fries in the car

 ;D ;D


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: dystopia on January 10, 2007, 10:42:09 AM
Grossman throws four picks,
Seahawks roll the Bears Sunday.
Next up, the Eagles.
 [sm_smoking]


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: dyno on January 10, 2007, 10:53:46 AM
Most Poon laden rod
Death be to your enemies
Mugen Kill Kill Kill


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Salamander on January 10, 2007, 12:16:14 PM
I smell idiocy
with my first morning coffee
Can I go home now?


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Torpedo on January 10, 2007, 12:45:10 PM
Potatoes are good
They are better when mashed
French Fries in the car

 ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Can You ... Haiku?
Post by: Torpedo on January 10, 2007, 12:45:33 PM
Grossman throws four picks,
Seahawks roll the Bears Sunday.
Next up, the Eagles.
 [sm_smoking]

Haha. :D