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Title: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: MFAWG on August 04, 2008, 07:26:23 PM
I'm just not buying that you wore a bright orange form fitting Tshirt with a rip in it that goes from the collar halfway down the front with a push up bra and are now miffed that I am checking out your very nice rack in the checkout line at Freddy's.

And yes, they are VERY nice. How much were they? I only ask because no woman your age has a rack that sits up  like that....


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: twoiron on August 04, 2008, 07:32:06 PM
Are there meant to be pictures with this??


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: MFAWG on August 04, 2008, 07:35:55 PM
LOL, wouldn't THAT have been the shiznit:

Lady catches me staring at her rack, flashes me dirty look, whereupon I whip out celly and snap pic of said rack.


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: twoiron on August 04, 2008, 07:42:09 PM
LOL, wouldn't THAT have been the shiznit:

Lady catches me staring at her rack, flashes me dirty look, whereupon I whip out celly and snap pic of said rack.


That would have been worth twice the karma ;)


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: Blader on August 04, 2008, 07:55:56 PM
old story, the song has even been written
0MUXDpYR6YE


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: gleek on August 04, 2008, 08:33:30 PM
(http://skillcentre.com/OSNN/ATT00066.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: twoiron on August 04, 2008, 08:44:54 PM
(http://skillcentre.com/OSNN/ATT00066.jpg)

Looks like she has school canteen lady arms... [sm_shock]


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: 1puttpar on August 04, 2008, 10:44:45 PM
(http://www.cheaphumor.com/files/newpiks/brainwish.jpg)


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: Jules on August 05, 2008, 02:02:32 PM
Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. 8) ;D

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) ;D


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: Clive on August 05, 2008, 02:45:42 PM
Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. 8) ;D

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) ;D
Jules, telling US about push-up bras is like explaining addition and subtraction to Einstein.  Or masturbation to stroh.


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: Jules on August 05, 2008, 02:54:16 PM
I had no idea you boys were such experts on push-up bras. :o :o :o ;D


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: twoiron on August 05, 2008, 02:56:36 PM
Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. 8) ;D

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) ;D
Jules, telling US about push-up bras is like explaining addition and subtraction to Einstein.  Or masturbation to stroh.

I'm not sure of the connection there..... one was a genius and the other one is stroh ???


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: spacey on August 05, 2008, 03:01:03 PM
Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. 8) ;D

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) ;D
Jules, telling US about push-up bras is like explaining addition and subtraction to Einstein.  Or masturbation to stroh.

I'm not sure of the connection there..... one was a genius and the other one is stroh ???
Genius is relative to the subject matter.


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: twoiron on August 05, 2008, 03:04:57 PM
Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. 8) ;D

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) ;D
Jules, telling US about push-up bras is like explaining addition and subtraction to Einstein.  Or masturbation to stroh.

I'm not sure of the connection there..... one was a genius and the other one is stroh ???
Genius is relative to the subject matter.

Yes, but being a walking euphemism does not a genius make


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: Jules on August 05, 2008, 03:08:22 PM
stroh's more entertaining then boring old einstein. ;) ;D


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: twoiron on August 05, 2008, 03:15:01 PM
stroh's more entertaining then boring old einstein. ;) ;D

hmmm.... einstein had some great theories, stroh on the other hand....., sorry that's all I got


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: MFAWG on August 05, 2008, 08:48:53 PM
Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. 8) ;D

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) ;D

Super-duper push up bra's don't result in skin tone like that.

They really were very nice from what I could see of them, which was about the upper 1/3...

She was a cute girl, mid 30's maybe, and spent alot of time maintaining the equipment...


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: Jules on August 05, 2008, 08:50:59 PM
Hey Mfawgie, have you been back to that shoe shop. ;)


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: MFAWG on August 05, 2008, 09:00:32 PM
Hey Mfawgie, have you been back to that shoe shop. ;)

LOL, no but I'm wearing the *feces* out of those shoes...


Title: Re: I'm not buying it lady...
Post by: spacey on August 05, 2008, 09:00:46 PM
I like boobs.