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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Aske on August 13, 2007, 12:07:28 PM



Title: god found
Post by: Aske on August 13, 2007, 12:07:28 PM
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=bizarre&id=5563034


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 13, 2007, 12:33:30 PM
God was found under an umlaut.


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Walfredo on August 13, 2007, 12:43:19 PM
God is so omnipotent he dots his "O" with an "o" and no one questions him.


Title: Re: god found
Post by: gleek on August 13, 2007, 12:45:40 PM
God was found under an umlaut.

Do you mean there was another Mëtal Göd before Rob Halford?


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 13, 2007, 12:53:13 PM
God was found under an umlaut.

Do you mean there was another Mëtal Göd before Rob Halford?

Sacrifice to vice or die by the hand of the
Curse and damn you all you fall by the hand of the
Sinner!


[sm_headbang]


Title: Re: god found
Post by: stroh on August 13, 2007, 01:04:15 PM
Well the grilled cheese didn't get your attention.  If can't get the message from an eggplant, Id get ready for a flood.

I'm just sayin'


Title: Re: god found
Post by: JDerion on August 13, 2007, 01:06:46 PM
All hail GiQ!!!!


Title: Re: god found
Post by: spacey on August 13, 2007, 04:52:03 PM
He's always in the last place you look.


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 13, 2007, 05:32:52 PM
God was found under an umlaut with my keys.


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Seamus on August 13, 2007, 07:31:31 PM
God was found under an umlaut.
Do you mean there was another Mëtal Göd before Rob Halford?
I wanna make umlauts...how'd you do that?  :o
Oh and the answer is NO.


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Clive on August 13, 2007, 07:51:34 PM
I wanna make umlauts...how'd you do that?
1 lb. butter or 1/2 butter, 1/2 butter
6 c. flour, unsifted
1 c. sour cream, 8 oz.
12 egg yolks
Few grains salt

FILLING:

12 egg whites, beat until stiff

Add: 1 tsp. vanilla 1 1/2 lbs. finely ground nuts (walnuts or pecans)

Cut shortening into flour. Beat egg yolks slightly. Add sour cream and mix this into flour and shortening thoroughly. Form dough into balls about the size of a hickory nut and store overnight in the refrigerator. Will make about 125 balls.

Next day take each ball and roll out on a floured board into an oval, not more than 4 inches across. Make them thin. Spread with 1 teaspoon filling. Roll up and curve slightly. Bake in 350 degree oven for 12 minutes until straw colored. Cool, then sift confectioners' sugar over them.


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 13, 2007, 09:09:32 PM
Mein Gott!!!

Those umlauts sound yummy.


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Aske on August 14, 2007, 07:52:41 AM
todd


Title: Re: god found
Post by: stroh on August 14, 2007, 07:57:47 AM
rodd


Title: Re: god found
Post by: gleek on August 14, 2007, 08:36:44 AM
Claude


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Walfredo on August 14, 2007, 08:45:08 AM
Maude   

RIP


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Clive on August 14, 2007, 10:26:46 AM
Do you mean Maude (http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6642/beart3.jpg)?


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 14, 2007, 10:28:16 AM
Do you mean Maude (http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6642/beart3.jpg)?

How'd we get from God on an eggplant to an eggplant on Maude?


Title: Re: god found
Post by: Clive on August 14, 2007, 10:30:04 AM
I'm all about reciprocity.  I'm like the push-me-pull-you of Golfhos.  But not in that sick, perverted way that you're all thinking.


Title: Re: god found
Post by: stroh on August 14, 2007, 10:35:30 AM
I'm all about reciprocity.  I'm like the push-me-pull-you of Golfhos.

Explains your angle in the mayo thread.


Title: Re: god found
Post by: dystopia on August 15, 2007, 05:57:51 PM
Holy "God" Eggplant
http://cgi.ebay.com/Holy-God-Eggplant_W0QQitemZ260149520904QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item260149520904


Title: Re: god found
Post by: gleek on August 15, 2007, 06:02:02 PM
Holy "God" Eggplant
http://cgi.ebay.com/Holy-God-Eggplant_W0QQitemZ260149520904QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item260149520904

She could have made a lot more money if she made thinner slices.