Hey, not sure if anyone here has an Android phone, but here's an app I haven't seen before.
Dildroid
http://www.mobidroid.com/products/dildroid/
* Variable speed - Allow user to pick vibration speed by erecting the head of our Andy buddy.
* Dildro-SMS - Allow user to send SMS to contact list (both user need to have dildroid installed in order fully work)
* Frigid Mode - Block Dildro-sms when you don’t feel vibrant and remove it when you feel horny
* Low battery warning, don’t miss ou wonderfull low battery warning!
Screenshot:
http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/8725/dildroid.jpg