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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Jules on March 11, 2008, 02:14:10 PM



Title: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Jules on March 11, 2008, 02:14:10 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-stainless-steel-Ball-Bag-Sack-stretcher-weight-ring_W0QQitemZ120229827869QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item120229827869


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: twoiron on March 11, 2008, 02:16:53 PM
What's it for [sm_scratch]


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Jules on March 11, 2008, 02:20:47 PM
Well it was in the golf section of ebay. ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Jules on March 11, 2008, 02:22:02 PM
I don't know, maybe it would fit in under Clive's leather assless chaps. ;D ;D


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Clive on March 11, 2008, 02:50:26 PM
What's it for [sm_scratch]
read the ad: "If the bag that carries your balls in is to short, or you would just like to lengthen it, ..."


Personally, I'm quite happy with the current condition of my shag bag.


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: stroh on March 11, 2008, 04:40:56 PM
As always, I will have to just put this in the want column. 

Karen: I know you want that honey, but you already have gravity, and that's free.  Lots of other guys use gravity.  Not every guy can run out and afford a shiny gizmo.  We have other bills.  Just give it 30 more years, and yours will look just like that.  I promise.


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Aske on March 11, 2008, 04:47:56 PM
As always, I will have to just put this in the want column. 

Karen: I know you want that honey, but you already have gravity, and that's free.  Lots of other guys use gravity.  Not every guy can run out and afford a shiny gizmo.  We have other bills.  Just give it 30 more years, and yours will look just like that.  I promise.

i figured you for one of the guys that gets them 'ironed' every month


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: stroh on March 11, 2008, 04:51:02 PM
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: dystopia on March 11, 2008, 10:51:56 PM
LOL  ;D


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Blader on March 12, 2008, 06:33:54 AM
A more important question to ask is why Jules has this urge to peruse the ebay 'Fantasy and Desires' intertube store. 

Or did she search the entire google intertube with the term "hanging sack of balls"?

Has Roscoe's extended absence in the south stirred up some unrequited loin passion?


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: gleek on March 12, 2008, 08:04:22 AM
LOL (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120231340035)


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Jules on March 12, 2008, 12:44:44 PM
A more important question to ask is why Jules has this urge to peruse the ebay 'Fantasy and Desires' intertube store. 

Or did she search the entire google intertube with the term "hanging sack of balls"?

Has Roscoe's extended absence in the south stirred up some unrequited loin passion?
1. I just thought I would give golfhos something a bit different to read, and maybe some people a giggle. ;D

2. Russell the Toyboy, is not enjoying his golfing trip as much as I enjoyed mine at the moment, I think he can't wait to get back home and see me. 8) ;D


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Blader on March 12, 2008, 02:25:38 PM
I think he can't wait to get back home and see me. 8) ;D

What'd you buy at that Naughty but Nice ebay shop to wear for him? [sm_hump] [sm_naughty]


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: birdymaker on March 12, 2008, 02:55:02 PM


Has Roscoe's extended absence in the south stirred up some unrequited loin passion?

literal lol ;D


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Aske on March 12, 2008, 03:45:36 PM
I think he can't wait to get back home and see me. 8) ;D

What'd you buy at that Naughty but Nice ebay shop to wear for him? [sm_hump] [sm_naughty]

i think he just forgot his fleshlight  lube


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Darla on March 12, 2008, 06:39:32 PM
I think he can't wait to get back home and see me. 8) ;D

What'd you buy at that Naughty but Nice ebay shop to wear for him? [sm_hump] [sm_naughty]

i think he just forgot his fleshlight  lube

Now that I unfortunately know what fleshlight is, that is very funny! ;D ;D


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: stroh on March 12, 2008, 07:24:05 PM
Now that you know what one is, where do you stand on Fleshlight:  OEM vs. Component?


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Darla on March 12, 2008, 07:27:06 PM
Now that you know what one is, where do you stand on Fleshlight:  OEM vs. Component?
Depends! And wouldn't you really like to know! 8)


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Aske on March 12, 2008, 07:55:02 PM
Now that you know what one is, where do you stand on Fleshlight:  OEM vs. Component?
Depends! And wouldn't you really like to know! 8)

frankly, i'm frightened you have a fleshlight preference
 [sm_scratch]


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: stroh on March 12, 2008, 07:58:31 PM
Now that you know what one is, where do you stand on Fleshlight:  OEM vs. Component?
Depends! And wouldn't you really like to know! 8)

frankly, i'm frightened you have a fleshlight preference
 [sm_scratch]

Lets her off the hook.


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Spanky on March 12, 2008, 08:01:20 PM
Now that you know what one is, where do you stand on Fleshlight:  OEM vs. Component?
Depends! And wouldn't you really like to know! 8)

frankly, i'm frightened you have a fleshlight preference
 [sm_scratch]
Lets her off the hook.
ummm...........what do you mean depends? What do you have in that drawer?


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Darla on March 12, 2008, 08:06:21 PM
Now that you know what one is, where do you stand on Fleshlight:  OEM vs. Component?
Depends! And wouldn't you really like to know! 8)

frankly, i'm frightened you have a fleshlight preference
 [sm_scratch]
Lets her off the hook.
ummm...........what do you mean depends? What do you have in that drawer?
What do you mean what do I have in that drawer? Where do all of my Victoria Secret catalogs keep going, or are you going to blame that on our 9 year old son.  ;)


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: stroh on March 12, 2008, 08:08:37 PM
Now that you know what one is, where do you stand on Fleshlight:  OEM vs. Component?
Depends! And wouldn't you really like to know! 8)

frankly, i'm frightened you have a fleshlight preference
 [sm_scratch]
Lets her off the hook.
ummm...........what do you mean depends? What do you have in that drawer?
What do you mean what do I have in that drawer? Where do all of my Victoria Secret catalogs keep going, or are you going to blame that on our 9 year old son.  ;)

And why the hell is the vacuum always down in the basement closet?


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Spanky on March 12, 2008, 08:13:34 PM
Now that you know what one is, where do you stand on Fleshlight:  OEM vs. Component?
Depends! And wouldn't you really like to know! 8)

frankly, i'm frightened you have a fleshlight preference
 [sm_scratch]
Lets her off the hook.
ummm...........what do you mean depends? What do you have in that drawer?
What do you mean what do I have in that drawer? Where do all of my Victoria Secret catalogs keep going, or are you going to blame that on our 9 year old son.  ;)

And why the hell is the vacuum always down in the basement closet?
I don't know what the two of you are talking about. [sm_anon]


Title: Re: More golf toys for the boys.
Post by: Aske on March 12, 2008, 08:14:21 PM
been caught buttering ?