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Title: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: Aske on December 16, 2007, 09:12:58 AM not that you'll ever read this board sadly you piece of *feces* !
pregame grocery shopping almost wrapped up. store crowded. leave cart by freezers to walk across aisle and grab cheese. return and cart is gone! >:( wait 5 minutes, nobody returns it. start cursing up a storm getting the attention of everyone around me. run back to store front, grab cart, retrace steps trying not to forget anything. finally (some 20 minutes of my *goshdarn* time later) back to grab the cheese. guess what is getting put back against the freezer where it was taken from? >:( >:( {building from normal voice to a nice loud voice} "excuse me, why the hell are you bothering to put that back now 20 minutes later from taking it? do you really think I can afford waiting that long for my stuff you selfish *bunghole*? person practically runs away with no answer at all.... as if i were gonna beat them up or something LMAO Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: dystopia on December 16, 2007, 09:21:44 AM I don't get it. Was it an employee or a customer? Did they grab your cart accidentally or move it out of their way? Or maybe they needed a cart and liked your selections and had second thoughts?
Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: tdcoly on December 16, 2007, 09:24:09 AM spit on him! Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: dystopia on December 16, 2007, 09:31:11 AM That's why I shop during off-hours (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-2834.msg37330#msg37330) with my fellow social outcasts and misanthropes. 8)
Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: Aske on December 16, 2007, 09:56:39 AM I don't get it. Was it an employee or a customer? Did they grab your cart accidentally or move it out of their way? Or maybe they needed a cart and liked your selections and had second thoughts? customer, about a 30 year old guy. >:( ;D Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: Teed on December 16, 2007, 10:04:54 AM I don't get it. Was it an employee or a customer? Did they grab your cart accidentally or move it out of their way? Or maybe they needed a cart and liked your selections and had second thoughts? customer, about a 30 year old guy. >:( ;D He RFID your $hit. They're watching you. Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: Spanky on December 16, 2007, 10:10:29 AM not that you'll ever read this board sadly you piece of *feces* ! Not like you look threatening or anything with your Black Uber Death Metal shirt, beard, screaming obsenities and all that.pregame grocery shopping almost wrapped up. store crowded. leave cart by freezers to walk across aisle and grab cheese. return and cart is gone! >:( wait 5 minutes, nobody returns it. start cursing up a storm getting the attention of everyone around me. run back to store front, grab cart, retrace steps trying not to forget anything. finally (some 20 minutes of my *goshdarn* time later) back to grab the cheese. guess what is getting put back against the freezer where it was taken from? >:( >:( {building from normal voice to a nice loud voice} "excuse me, why the hell are you bothering to put that back now 20 minutes later from taking it? do you really think I can afford waiting that long for my stuff you selfish *bunghole*? person practically runs away with no answer at all.... as if i were gonna beat them up or something LMAO Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: Aske on December 16, 2007, 10:11:50 AM not that you'll ever read this board sadly you piece of *feces* ! Not like you look threatening or anything with your Black Uber Death Metal shirt, beard, screaming obsenities and all that.pregame grocery shopping almost wrapped up. store crowded. leave cart by freezers to walk across aisle and grab cheese. return and cart is gone! >:( wait 5 minutes, nobody returns it. start cursing up a storm getting the attention of everyone around me. run back to store front, grab cart, retrace steps trying not to forget anything. finally (some 20 minutes of my *goshdarn* time later) back to grab the cheese. guess what is getting put back against the freezer where it was taken from? >:( >:( {building from normal voice to a nice loud voice} "excuse me, why the hell are you bothering to put that back now 20 minutes later from taking it? do you really think I can afford waiting that long for my stuff you selfish *bunghole*? person practically runs away with no answer at all.... as if i were gonna beat them up or something LMAO lol, i was dressed up nice, and i'm a pretty small guy . 8) ;D Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: gleek on December 16, 2007, 11:11:28 AM lol, i was dressed up nice, and i'm a pretty small guy . 8) ;D Quote Speak loudly and carry a small stick. (http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/a_teddy_roosevelt.jpg) Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: twoiron on December 16, 2007, 06:07:09 PM This would have to be the funniest story I've read all week, more so cos it couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke... ;)
Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: Walfredo on December 16, 2007, 06:41:53 PM Ignorant savages
Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on December 16, 2007, 09:20:04 PM lol, i was dressed up nice, and i'm a pretty small guy . 8) ;D Quote Speak loudly and carry a small stick. *pic* So sorry, gleek, but you have the saying backwards. Our 26th President is oft quoted saying, "Speak softly and carry a big stick". :D Title: Re: I hope I never see you again coward! Post by: Uisce Beatha on December 17, 2007, 07:58:28 AM (http://montysbluff.com/anim09.jpg) Food Fight!!! |