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Title: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
Post by: dystopia on March 28, 2008, 11:28:28 AM

Bellevue man facing charges for having **** with a table
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496
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The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have ****.

The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have **** with the table," Johnson says.
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Title: Re: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
Post by: stroh on March 28, 2008, 11:30:36 AM
LMAO!!!   :lolspit: :redcard:

That made my day.   ;D


Title: Re: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
Post by: Spanky on March 28, 2008, 11:31:57 AM
A table, really?

I'd rather use an apple pie.


Title: Re: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
Post by: Aske on March 28, 2008, 11:32:45 AM
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..well.. in prison, he'll be the table


Title: Re: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
Post by: Clive on March 28, 2008, 12:09:03 PM
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Title: Re: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
Post by: spacey on March 28, 2008, 01:16:54 PM
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Title: Re: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
Post by: Clive on March 28, 2008, 01:28:45 PM
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Title: Re: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
Post by: dystopia on March 28, 2008, 01:29:51 PM
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Title: Re: I'll see your wombat, and raise you a picnic table umbrella
Post by: stroh on March 28, 2008, 01:35:34 PM
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