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Title: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: MFAWG on June 09, 2008, 06:48:23 PM
WTF?

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FWIW, the fist bump is de' rigeur among the 20 somethings.


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: spacey on June 09, 2008, 10:24:49 PM
I had no idea there was more than one way to interpret the fist bump. Laughing at FOX News feels strangely similar to laughing at the stupidest kid in class.


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: Blader on June 10, 2008, 05:30:42 AM
Everybody is doing it now because of the future first couple....Mrs Blader gives me the fist bump each time after she reaches climax. 


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: Teed on June 10, 2008, 06:08:15 AM
Good god...the "pound", "fist bump" or "dap" have been around for years.  An inner city hand gesture finally makes its way mainstream.


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: MFAWG on June 10, 2008, 06:32:13 AM
Everybody is doing it now because of the future first couple....Mrs Blader gives me the fist bump each time after she reaches climax. 

You owe me karma for avoiding the obvious snarky reference here... 8)


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: Walfredo on June 10, 2008, 07:09:08 AM
My toddler gives daps.


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: Blader on June 10, 2008, 08:04:52 AM
Everybody is doing it now because of the future first couple....Mrs Blader gives me the fist bump each time after she reaches climax. 

You owe me karma for avoiding the obvious snarky reference here... 8)

You owe me a karma and a fist pump for the image you'll never get out of your mind over the next 8 years of of a leggy, breathless Michelle rolling over and giving the sweaty, smiling Hussein a fist pump just after he dismounts.


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: Teed on June 10, 2008, 08:18:25 AM
Everybody is doing it now because of the future first couple....Mrs Blader gives me the fist bump each time after she reaches climax. 

You owe me karma for avoiding the obvious snarky reference here... 8)

You owe me a karma and a fist pump for the image you'll never get out of your mind over the next 8 years of of a leggy, breathless Michelle rolling over and giving the sweaty, smiling Hussein a fist pump just after he dismounts.

That's what's funny, it looks like Barack slaps Michelle on the ass after the fist bump.  But all of the attention is on the fist bump.


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: hobbit on June 10, 2008, 08:28:54 AM
All the cool has now been sapped from the gesture - I'm going to have to stop using it  :sad3:



Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: spacey on June 10, 2008, 08:34:09 AM
All the cool has now been sapped from the gesture - I'm going to have to stop using it  :sad3:



All the cool had been sapped when white suburbanites started using it.  [sm_devil]

There's a guy in our warehouse who I understand from a couple of sources has quite a side business selling soiled underwear and the like on ebay. He's got shiny new Gary Busey teeth because of all the meth he smoked. The thought of touching him makes me physically ill. He expects a fist pound every time I encounter him in the hall. I've found myself taking the long way around the building just to avoid the potential.


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: Blader on June 10, 2008, 08:44:45 AM
Everybody is doing it now because of the future first couple....Mrs Blader gives me the fist bump each time after she reaches climax. 

You owe me karma for avoiding the obvious snarky reference here... 8)

You owe me a karma and a fist pump for the image you'll never get out of your mind over the next 8 years of of a leggy, breathless Michelle rolling over and giving the sweaty, smiling Hussein a fist pump just after he dismounts.

That's what's funny, it looks like Barack slaps Michelle on the ass after the fist bump.  But all of the attention is on the fist bump.

exactly

my very first thought when I first saw that--which was without sound-- was, "Mmmmm...I wonder if they do that before or after copulation...or both?"

to my mind, the act was laden with ****ual energy

but most acts, to my mind, are laden with ****ual energy so I could be wrong


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: hobbit on June 10, 2008, 11:12:15 AM
All the cool has now been sapped from the gesture - I'm going to have to stop using it  :sad3:



All the cool had been sapped when white suburbanites started using it.  [sm_devil]


It was passed onto me by a black suburbanite on my soccer team some years ago - I thought I was in the club  :-[



Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: MFAWG on June 10, 2008, 08:37:59 PM
The Gubinatah of Nawth Cackilacky appears to be a terrorist as well:

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Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: Clive on June 10, 2008, 08:40:44 PM
Didn't pat him on the ass, though.


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: MFAWG on June 10, 2008, 08:54:54 PM
In my drunken haze, I'm having fond memories of what a schizophrenic state Nawth Cackilacky can be, politically.

After being deeply offended that I had to register by party there, I registered as a Libertarian.


Title: Re: Terrorist Fist Bump?
Post by: MFAWG on June 11, 2008, 07:57:57 PM
Apparently, this was a little much for even Fox, who seem to be figuring out that appealing solely to the deadenders is NOT good business..

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/10/fox-news-changes-terroris_n_106306.html

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America's Pulse anchored by E.D. Hill goes away, but Hill stays with the network in a capacity to be determined. Hill has been with FNC since 1998. She co-anchored Fox & Friends for several years before moving to the 11amET hour, then launching America's Pulse.