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Title: Greater Than Thread
Post by: dystopia on March 09, 2008, 03:27:22 PM

New England Clam Chowder > Manhattan Clam Chowder


(I'm bored)




Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: dystopia on March 09, 2008, 03:28:02 PM
Schlage > Kwikset


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: dystopia on March 09, 2008, 03:30:10 PM
National League > American League


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Aske on March 09, 2008, 03:47:22 PM
spurs > nba


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Teed on March 09, 2008, 03:55:30 PM
Lebron > Kobe


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: 1puttpar on March 09, 2008, 03:56:38 PM
Golfhos>FIGS


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: twoiron on March 09, 2008, 04:25:00 PM
Mary Kate > Ashley


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: dystopia on March 09, 2008, 04:48:20 PM
Henry Blake > Sherman Potter


Trapper John McIntyre ? BJ Hunnicutt  [sm_scratch]


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Fuzzy on March 09, 2008, 05:03:57 PM
susan > any other woman out there   8) :P




Let's see if she is really paying attention to this site now.


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: stroh on March 09, 2008, 05:04:13 PM
BJ.


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Fuzzy on March 09, 2008, 05:04:41 PM
Red wine > White wine


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: stroh on March 09, 2008, 05:04:44 PM
I dunno, I'm kind of a Potter guy.


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Jules on March 09, 2008, 05:08:12 PM
susan > any other woman out there   8) :P




Let's see if she is really paying attention to this site now.


So I take it your on a promise tonight Fuzzy. ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: dystopia on March 09, 2008, 05:09:32 PM
Harry Potter > Sherman Potter  [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Jules on March 09, 2008, 05:15:43 PM
Queensland > Victoria. ;D


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: dystopia on March 09, 2008, 05:19:15 PM
Powells > Pembrokes

(http://timstvshowcase.com/charles4.jpg) > (http://timstvshowcase.com/charles0.jpg)


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Clive on March 09, 2008, 05:58:45 PM
BJ.
>HJ


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: twoiron on March 09, 2008, 06:02:00 PM
Starsky > Hutch


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 09, 2008, 06:20:13 PM
Liverwurst > Marmite

Donkey Piss > Hefeweizen

Wheat Thins > Triscuit

Autumn > Spring > Summer > Winter

9mm > .45

Roth > Hagar

Foosball > Ping Pong

Jameson > Bushmills

Doak > Nicklaus, Fazio, Dye, etc. combined

Herbert > Lucas

Defender > Donkey Kong

As always, I get stuck on Ozzy v. Dio.  I need access to higher math.





Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: twoiron on March 09, 2008, 06:26:18 PM
ribbed > non ribbed


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: stroh on March 09, 2008, 06:39:30 PM
Liverwurst > Marmite   < starvation.

Donkey Piss > Hefeweizen   only if the donkey drank the hefe first.

Wheat Thins > Triscuit         Agreed.  spacey's an idiot.

Autumn > Spring > Summer > Winter     you're an idiot.

9mm > .45       this blows me away.

Roth > Hagar          Hmmm  I agree.  Right now.

Foosball > Ping Pong        Momma Boucher surrenders

Jameson > Bushmills      < anthing that isn't Scotch

Doak > Nicklaus, Fazio, Dye, etc. combined       and whoever decided to add the windmill 

Herbert > Lucas       This ain't about Dune is it?

Defender > Donkey Kong     < Burger Time

As always, I get stuck on Ozzy v. Dio.  I need access to higher math.   I think it comes down to has better hair.






Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Seamus on March 09, 2008, 07:00:52 PM
Quote
As always, I get stuck on Ozzy v. Dio.  I need access to higher math.

The proper *greater than* formulae is as follows.

Ozzy>Dio

And then Dio>Tate>Hetfield>Neil> unless Cornell is thrown in as a random tangent, if that happens the divisor of minusing the Dubrow>Michaels effect must be used to balance everything or else you will end up at the Madonna>Janis junction

And don't forget that the McCafferty x Halford divided by *8==>*inson creates a disproportional calculation which can and will cause a rip in the time space continuum. That rip will create a causality loop wherein time just keeps repeating itself also known as the Cobain>No one time drift.

Help much?


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 09, 2008, 07:05:51 PM
You had me at 'formulae'.

+1


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: spacey on March 09, 2008, 07:33:49 PM
Blu-Ray>HD-DVD  [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Blader on March 09, 2008, 07:34:53 PM
baculum > rigid hydraulics

Elizabeth Téa Pantaleoni > Tara Reid

helmann's > miracle whip

harmonic oscillation > harmonic distortion

guanine (any purine for that matter) > orotic acid ("the bastard mutt of nitrogen bases"-Lehninger)

magocracy > theocracy

paper > rocks

rocks > paper

scissors > paper

rock > scissors




 





Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Jules on March 09, 2008, 07:41:06 PM
Blader's avatar made me think of this one.

Boardshorts > BudgieSmugglers.


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Fuzzy on March 09, 2008, 07:53:34 PM
Blader's avatar made me think of this one.

Boardshorts > BudgieSmugglers.

Boardshorts > BudgieSmugglers=Banana Hammock


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: spacey on March 09, 2008, 07:56:20 PM
Centerline gauge cluster>sliced bread
Two legs>four legs
Barium enema>William Faulkner novels
Darth Vader>*8==>* Cheney
PBR>MGD
Blue-fin Tuna>Any other raw fish
Gibson>Fender
Satan>Average Utah Legislator
Shout it out Loud>Rock and Roll All Night
Boxer briefs>banana hammocks
Dags>Cats
Simon Pegg>Hugh Grant
The smell of the outhouse on #7 at Rose Park>Puddle of Mudd
Porter Cable>Dewalt
'67 GTO>'67 Camaro
Drunk Scene It>Sober anything
Cobert Report>Daily Show
Straight Kentucky Bourbon>Irish Whiskey>Canadian Blended>Goats Piss>Hefewiezen>Scotch
Snowbird>Brighton
Just about everything>Led Zeppelin


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Blader on March 09, 2008, 07:56:32 PM
budgie > banana > man flesh?


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Seamus on March 09, 2008, 08:05:27 PM
5 Star Reds>krapkickers>dashjokeke>Fedaykin>Les Bois>Askes>Spanky's Revolt>The Little Missys FC>Wac Premier


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: spacey on March 09, 2008, 08:07:25 PM
spurs > nba

I probably agree with this one.

Lebron > Kobe

This one too.

Trapper John McIntyre ? BJ Hunnicutt  [sm_scratch]

Trapper. Fo sho.

Red wine > White wine

Kind of agree, but not in all cases.

Queensland > Victoria. ;D
Is that in Ohio?

susan > any other woman out there   8) :P

She's asked me to not comment on this one.

Starsky > Hutch

Either way, they still rode around in a mother*goshdarn* Gran Torino. What the hell was that?


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Fuzzy on March 09, 2008, 08:08:40 PM
500>Euchre>Sheepshead


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Aske on March 09, 2008, 08:29:48 PM
triscuits > wheat thins  because you can put  PB  on them!
straight up, slight edge to the thins.


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: JDerion on March 09, 2008, 08:54:35 PM
McDonalds>Global Warming


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Walfredo on March 10, 2008, 07:20:52 AM
marijuana > beer
cocaine > ecstacy > meth
LSD > Psilocybin > mescaline
doggystyle > reverse cowgirl > efficient german missionary


Title: Re: Greater Than Thread
Post by: Aske on March 10, 2008, 07:24:11 AM
marijuana > beer
cocaine > ecstacy > meth
LSD > Psilocybin > mescaline
doggystyle > reverse cowgirl > efficient german missionary

only bullfrog position is real!