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Title: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: Fuzzy on July 17, 2007, 06:53:24 PM .....offered up.
http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=2181415&mpage=3 Quote ORIGINAL: Persimmon BTW: If anyone cares to come in from any distance away for the NC/SC event, my home is your home. Right now I can get a round trip ticket (MSP-Charlotte) for the last weekend in October for $296.00 If this Persimmon chap isn't careful I'll be pants-less in his lazy boy, drinking his beer before he knows it. Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: MFAWG on July 17, 2007, 06:57:10 PM LOL, I saw that. I'm in!
If JDerion's around, I say we all pull a PuttnFool on Cliff. I'll let JD 'splain that if he wants to... ;D Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: Aske on July 17, 2007, 07:38:42 PM i don't know if i would sit in his chair pants-less, considering his fetish of watching midget pr0n in asschaps
Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: Fuzzy on July 17, 2007, 07:42:30 PM i don't know if i would sit in his chair pants-less, considering his fetish of watching midget pr0n in asschaps Sh!t. You're right. Thanks for the reminder. Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: Seamus on July 17, 2007, 07:51:52 PM midget pr0n...did you say midget pr0n?
:fear: Although...the thought of having a few beers and discussing proper sentence structure does have a certain appeal to me right now. Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: PaunchyBald on July 17, 2007, 08:37:33 PM midget pr0n...did you say midget pr0n? :fear: Never-never-ever, be in the same building with Cliff when he gets going. Midgets, KY jelly, jumper cables, and an arc-welder! [sm_puke] Poor midgets never had a chance. Don't believe me? Ask him about his cross country drive/testicular examination. :punchballs: Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: Jules on July 17, 2007, 08:56:55 PM Ah come on boys, you all know that you would all jump at the chance to be "Clive's Bitch"!!!! [sm_devil] [sm_devil].................... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 18, 2007, 06:16:52 AM Ah come on boys, you all know that you would all jump at the chance to be "Clive's Bitch"!!!! [sm_devil] [sm_devil].................... ;D ;D Been there, done that. He's a neglectful master and his breath is too moist. [sm_thumbsdown] Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: Clive on July 18, 2007, 08:26:42 AM First off, I use drop cloths. Although my young one has been known to run around the house naked (it's proven the most effective way to potty-train -- really!) and also sit in Daddy's chair to watch TV.
Second, don't believe that Paunchy character. He was never in my home, so all he knows about it comes from a few dozen grainy photos that I showed him throughout our golf round. Third, I wouldn't say that I'm neglectful. It's just that I have a really hard time paying much attention to anyone who isn't me. Fourth and last, the KBaird thing is prolly going to be the last weekend in October, course and participants willing. Mi casa su casa. Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: 1puttpar on July 18, 2007, 09:17:39 PM All this talk about midgets,
I rear end this car. A dwarf gets out and comes over to my car and starts yelling I'm not happy" so I ask, "OK, which one are you?" Ba da boom. Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: hobbit on July 19, 2007, 11:13:15 AM Ah come on boys, you all know that you would all jump at the chance to be "Clive's Bitch"!!!! [sm_devil] [sm_devil].................... ;D ;D Been there, done that. He's a neglectful master and his breath is too moist. [sm_thumbsdown] Ditto - he cast me aside like dirty laundry. And I'm a midget for christ sake! He's inconsistent in his fetishes - fickle some would say. Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: Clive on July 19, 2007, 12:22:41 PM Your goatee was a problem for my "tender parts".
Right height, though. Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: stroh on July 19, 2007, 12:26:41 PM Right height, though. To at least, sit your drink on his head, while you recline in that chair. Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 19, 2007, 02:16:14 PM Right height, though. To at least, sit your drink on his head, while you recline in that chair. Hobbit master plan for scoring free drinks. The trick is to take judicious sips until roughly #5 or so. At that point you can blatantly start stealing three out of four beers. Big *fudge*ers don't have a clue. LOL. This goes to the fact that big people think they drink a lot but it's a myth. Just like they think they have humongo packages but it's only because their junk is further away from the floor. Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: PaunchyBald on July 19, 2007, 02:51:46 PM Right height, though. To at least, sit your drink on his head, while you recline in that chair. Hobbit master plan for scoring free drinks. The trick is to take judicious sips until roughly #5 or so. At that point you can blatantly start stealing three out of four beers. Big *fudge*ers don't have a clue. LOL. This goes to the fact that big people think they drink a lot but it's a myth. Just like they think they have humongo packages but it's only because their junk is further away from the floor. o' Holy *feces* that is some funny *feces*. ;D Title: Re: Look at what this moran over at FGI has....... Post by: hobbit on July 19, 2007, 05:58:10 PM Right height, though. To at least, sit your drink on his head, while you recline in that chair. Hobbit master plan for scoring free drinks. The trick is to take judicious sips until roughly #5 or so. At that point you can blatantly start stealing three out of four beers. Big *fudge*ers don't have a clue. LOL. This goes to the fact that big people think they drink a lot but it's a myth. Just like they think they have humongo packages but it's only because their junk is further away from the floor. o' Holy *feces* that is some funny *feces*. ;D And hence, explains your nickname for me :D ;) |