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Title: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: stroh on February 08, 2007, 10:54:16 AM
http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=2071243


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: Aske on February 08, 2007, 11:10:40 AM
quote him on it
 [sm_devil] 8)


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: Fuzzy on February 08, 2007, 11:10:59 AM
Be good Fuzzy.........be good.  :decision:









Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: Fuzzy on February 08, 2007, 11:12:00 AM
quote him on it
 [sm_devil] 8)

You're evil. I did that once and it got me special mention in a separate rant thread that included some Dr. we know in Pittsburgh.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: Aske on February 08, 2007, 11:18:39 AM
quote him on it
 [sm_devil] 8)

You're evil. I did that once and it got me special mention in a separate rant thread that included some Dr. we know in Pittsburgh.

 ;D


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 11:20:07 AM
Fuzzy took the last bullet, it's stegerman payback time.

 ;D


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: Teed on February 08, 2007, 11:28:11 AM
LOL @ Mentorsports last comment. 

This is too funny.  As soon as I read the subject, I knew who the target was.  He sets himself up every time.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: gleek on February 08, 2007, 11:28:12 AM
Couldn't resist.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: gleek on February 08, 2007, 11:33:03 AM
My post has been MODeratorIFIED.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: Clive on February 08, 2007, 11:34:10 AM
The leash is short.  Please lay off.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: spacey on February 08, 2007, 11:42:35 AM
Um... Apparently I'm late to the party. This thread makes no sense, not that any of them here really do, but this one's especially strange.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: gleek on February 08, 2007, 11:46:17 AM
I posted something, and I received a swift yank on the leash by some guy named after a tree.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: Clive on February 08, 2007, 11:48:42 AM
Or a fruit.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: spacey on February 08, 2007, 11:49:51 AM
I posted something, and I received a swift yank on the leash by some guy named after a tree.
I figured that out, but I'm still puzzled. I'm guessing from the thread title that it has or had something to do with porky.  [sm_dontknow]

I've decided to make my peace with him. I'm not going to cross the street to avoid him, but I'll not cross the street to get in his way either.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: stroh on February 08, 2007, 11:52:45 AM
I posted something, and I received a swift yank on the leash by some guy named after a tree.
I figured that out, but I'm still puzzled. I'm guessing from the thread title that it has or had something to do with porky.  [sm_dontknow]

I've decided to make my peace with him. I'm not going to cross the street to avoid him, but I'll not cross the street to get in his way either.

In the thread he made a remark about wishing for a carpool with three attractive "leggy" blondes.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: spacey on February 08, 2007, 11:56:08 AM
I posted something, and I received a swift yank on the leash by some guy named after a tree.
I figured that out, but I'm still puzzled. I'm guessing from the thread title that it has or had something to do with porky.  [sm_dontknow]

I've decided to make my peace with him. I'm not going to cross the street to avoid him, but I'll not cross the street to get in his way either.

In the thread he made a remark about wishing for a carpool with three attractive "leggy" blondes.
I really prefer redheads.


Title: Re: But He Loves His Wife.
Post by: gleek on February 08, 2007, 11:58:20 AM
Or a fruit.

Seems appropriate.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: stroh on February 08, 2007, 11:58:48 AM
Nothing better than a dark haired beauty.

Prob. shouldn't have started the thread in the first place, so I'll try to divert it.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: gleek on February 08, 2007, 12:05:16 PM
Nothing better than a dark haired beauty.

Prob. shouldn't have started the thread in the first place, so I'll try to divert it.

Too late, *feces* stirrer!


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: spacey on February 08, 2007, 12:05:33 PM
Damn, clive took his post away. I'll post the picture I had ready for it anyway. (I'll assume TFT is the only one who will consider this a "hottie" pic, so I'll not bother with warn tags.)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Ron_Jeremy_mod.jpg/200px-Ron_Jeremy_mod.jpg)


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Clive on February 08, 2007, 12:09:17 PM
(http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/1368/bean2zr7.jpg)


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Fuzzy on February 08, 2007, 12:12:38 PM
...I've decided to make my peace with him. I'm not going to cross the street to avoid him, but I'll not cross the street to get in his way either.

Kind of my feelings toward the lad these days. I like reading his stuff for the humor and trying to figure out if he has mulitiple personalities.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Teed on February 08, 2007, 12:49:56 PM
The leash is short.  Please lay off.

So is he off limits?


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Aske on February 08, 2007, 12:52:50 PM
gadddammmitttt

i missed the good stuff


stupid seminar
 >:( >:(


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: spacey on February 08, 2007, 01:01:47 PM
The leash is short.  Please lay off.

So is he off limits?
I made a [pretty mild] crack about him a while back and was asked by FGIM(I) to give him a wide berth because he's been known to pitch fits and make things unpleasant in the clubhouse. You can take that for what it's worth. I don't think he's off limits, but I believe the general attitude over there is that those who have been assigned to watch over things are treating him with kid gloves and are directly and indirectly asking and enforcing that others do the same. I think it's kind of lame, but It's not my site so they're not my rules.

My personal stance is that going forward, unless his insanity is just way too over the top, or aimed at me personally, I'm not going to go out of my way to point out his craziness, hypocrisy, or general piss pore attitude. My general worry (at least lately) is that golfhos is a friendly atmosphere and the more we drag FGI over here, and vice versa, the more we run the risk of creating the same problems over here that exist over there.

I know historically I'm as guilty as anyone, but I'm trying real hard Ringo.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: gleek on February 08, 2007, 01:08:52 PM
I just had the privilege of receiving a very classy porcine PM. Apparently, I'm "the biggest **** ****wad!!". I won't bother you with the exact details about what else was said, but "pleasure" and "anal" were part of the verbiage.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Aske on February 08, 2007, 01:11:50 PM
I just had the privilege of receiving a very classy porcine PM. Apparently, I'm "the biggest **** ****wad!!". I won't bother you with the exact details about what else was said, but "pleasure" and "anal" were part of the verbiage.

post it in the clubhouse!

do it !
 [sm_devil]


 [sm_rolling] :punchballs:


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 01:14:20 PM
I just had the privilege of receiving a very classy porcine PM. Apparently, I'm "the biggest **** ****wad!!". I won't bother you with the exact details about what else was said, but "pleasure" and "anal" were part of the verbiage.

Banninate!


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: stegerman on February 08, 2007, 01:17:48 PM
Just got into the office and I see I've missed an opportunity to repay fuzz. Sorry about that. I probably would have said something like, "Carpooling is for homo's." or "I'm not sure I would want to carpool with Larry Bird, Dirk Nowitzki, and Kiki Vandeweghe, but to each his own." Or something equally eloquent.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 01:22:02 PM
Just got into the office and I see I've missed an opportunity to repay fuzz. Sorry about that. I probably would have said something like, "Carpooling is for homo's." or "I'm not sure I would want to carpool with Larry Bird, Dirk Nowitzki, and Kiki Vandeweghe, but to each his own." Or something equally eloquent.

"I take it your wife is looking over your shoulder" would have been a decent one.



Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: dystopia on February 08, 2007, 01:31:16 PM
I vote Brunette.

For the original topic, I'm not sure I've ever interacted with the dude, but he does seem to enjoy stirring things up.

He even got banned from possibly the mellowest, most laid back golf forum on the Net, golfinamigos:

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=797

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=733


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: gleek on February 08, 2007, 01:37:29 PM
I vote Brunette.

For the original topic, I'm not sure I've ever interacted with the dude, but he does seem to enjoy stirring things up.

He even got banned from possibly the mellowest, most laid back golf forum on the Net, golfinamigos:

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=797

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=733

It's more laid back there than it is here?


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: dystopia on February 08, 2007, 01:39:43 PM
I vote Brunette.

For the original topic, I'm not sure I've ever interacted with the dude, but he does seem to enjoy stirring things up.

He even got banned from possibly the mellowest, most laid back golf forum on the Net, golfinamigos:

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=797

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=733

It's more laid back there than it is here?

The admin there looks pretty mellow.  The guy here's a prick.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Aske on February 08, 2007, 01:41:23 PM
banninate


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: spacey on February 08, 2007, 01:42:12 PM
banninate

The admin?


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: admin on February 08, 2007, 01:42:57 PM
I vote Brunette.

For the original topic, I'm not sure I've ever interacted with the dude, but he does seem to enjoy stirring things up.

He even got banned from possibly the mellowest, most laid back golf forum on the Net, golfinamigos:

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=797

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=733

It's more laid back there than it is here?

The admin there looks pretty mellow.  The guy here's a prick.

Smite -1

 :watchingyou:


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: stroh on February 08, 2007, 01:43:33 PM
Those links were great!  LOL  ;D


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Teed on February 08, 2007, 02:00:09 PM
I just had the privilege of receiving a very classy porcine PM. Apparently, I'm "the biggest **** ****wad!!". I won't bother you with the exact details about what else was said, but "pleasure" and "anal" were part of the verbiage.

That's too funny...he's got you pegged.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 02:19:40 PM
Several years ago, a crack commando organ man was sent to prison by a moderator for a crime he didn't commit.

This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the FGI underground.

Today, still wanted by nobody, he survives as a rude boy going from job to job, forum to forum, being fired (at) like a mercenary.

If you have a forum, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... The Porkchop.

(http://aycu11.webshots.com/image/8290/2003030015559206054_rs.jpg)



Reasonable rates for hypocrisy and general rudeness, special cost tiers for a complete forum makeover.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Clive on February 08, 2007, 02:48:01 PM
You could at least have 'Shopped a Wii remote on top of that.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 02:52:53 PM
You could at least have 'Shopped a Wii remote on top of that.

'Paint' all the way baby, sometimes less is more.

Isn't that the thing you say at certain intimate times?



Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Clive on February 08, 2007, 02:53:48 PM
Good things ... small packages ...


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 08, 2007, 03:04:54 PM
Good things ... small packages ...

I have that tattooed on my torso... well, most of it anyway.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 03:28:14 PM
Good things ... small packages ...

I have that tattooed on my torso... well, most of it anyway.

Just the 'small package' part?


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 08, 2007, 03:33:04 PM
Good things ... small packages ...

I have that tattooed on my torso... well, most of it anyway.

Just the 'small package' part?

It'll cost you to know for sure.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: stroh on February 08, 2007, 03:34:00 PM
Good things ... small packages ...

I have that tattooed on my torso... well, most of it anyway.

Just the 'small package' part?

Wendy?


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: stegerman on February 08, 2007, 03:34:29 PM
Good things ... small packages ...

I have that tattooed on my torso... well, most of it anyway.

Just the 'small package' part?

'smap'


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: tdcoly on February 08, 2007, 04:05:46 PM
I vote Brunette.

For the original topic, I'm not sure I've ever interacted with the dude, but he does seem to enjoy stirring things up.

He even got banned from possibly the mellowest, most laid back golf forum on the Net, golfinamigos:

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=797

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=733

Apparently, they relented:

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/forum.asp?FORUM_ID=2

Looks like he's behaving himself there. [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: twoiron on February 08, 2007, 04:13:17 PM
Cuffs and Collars???


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Teed on February 08, 2007, 05:48:15 PM
I vote Brunette.

For the original topic, I'm not sure I've ever interacted with the dude, but he does seem to enjoy stirring things up.

He even got banned from possibly the mellowest, most laid back golf forum on the Net, golfinamigos:

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=797

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=733

Apparently, they relented:

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/forum.asp?FORUM_ID=2

Looks like he's behaving himself there. [sm_shock]

He's buddy w/ a guy who calls himself brokeback golfer. LOL


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: TFT on February 08, 2007, 10:51:52 PM
*fudge* the A-team.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 04:19:17 AM
I vote Brunette.

For the original topic, I'm not sure I've ever interacted with the dude, but he does seem to enjoy stirring things up.

He even got banned from possibly the mellowest, most laid back golf forum on the Net, golfinamigos:

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=797

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=733

Apparently, they relented:

http://www.golfinamigos.com/forum/forum.asp?FORUM_ID=2

Looks like he's behaving himself there. [sm_shock]

I have got to say this, and I know that Permission, wrapped me over the fingers for saying something last time, but I never took any notice of him, until he posted that "really weird" photo of him at home with a nativity scene!  Really what grown man would do that!!!
I am not religious, but ( but I do send my daughter to a convent  ::)) I do respect religon, without going overboard.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 09, 2007, 06:47:32 AM
I never take any notice of Persimmon either. 


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: gleek on February 09, 2007, 07:12:29 AM
I never take any notice of Persimmon either. 

What kind of persimmon--the fruit, the tree, or the wood that comes from it?


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 09, 2007, 07:24:29 AM
I never take any notice of Persimmon either. 

What kind of persimmon--the fruit, the tree, or the wood that comes from it?

Yes, precisely.


Title: Re: Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead?
Post by: wishbone on February 09, 2007, 09:34:53 AM
Got to vote the tree on that one, the comcept of choosing the fruit and the wood that comes with it is  [sm_eek][sm_disgust]