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Title: Enzed in the news again Post by: Uisce Beatha on April 07, 2008, 09:54:26 AM http://www.armchairempire.com/images/feature-articles/Weekly-Top-10/pub-crawl/sonic-hedgehog.jpg
A man in New Zealand has been charged with using a hedgehog as a weapon, the New Zealand Herald has reported. Police said William Singalargh, 27, had hurled the hedgehog about 5m (16ft) at a 15-year-old boy. "It hit the victim in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks," said Senior Sgt Bruce Jenkins, in the North Island town of Whakatane. It was unclear whether the hedgehog was still alive when it was thrown, though it was dead when collected as evidence. The police spokesman said the suspect was arrested "for assault with a weapon, namely the hedgehog." [ed: LMAO] Mr Singalargh is due to appear in court on 17 April. If convicted, he faces up to five years in prison. (http://www.armchairempire.com/images/feature-articles/Weekly-Top-10/pub-crawl/sonic-hedgehog.jpg) Title: Re: Enzed in the news again Post by: twoiron on April 07, 2008, 02:36:43 PM To recap.
In the past month or so we've had the following events take place in New Zealand: *Body Snatching 76 year old women's corpses *A man who claims to have been ****ually assaulted by a wombat; and now *A man charged with assaulting a young boy with a hedgehog. One can only summise that there's some weird *feces* going on over there... Title: Re: Enzed in the news again Post by: gleek on April 07, 2008, 02:38:18 PM To recap. In the past month or so we've had the following events take place in New Zealand: *Body Snatching 76 year old women's corpses *A man who claims to have been ****ually assaulted by a wombat; and now *A man charged with assaulting a young boy with a hedgehog. One can only summise that there's some weird *feces* going on Title: Re: Enzed in the news again Post by: stroh on April 07, 2008, 02:40:42 PM Well now you just made it sound like a typical Clive-Uisce conversation.
Title: Re: Enzed in the news again Post by: Uisce Beatha on April 07, 2008, 03:52:50 PM Well now you just made it sound like a typical Clive-Uisce conversation. He's always talking down to me. JDerion is definitely the 'nice' twin. |