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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: MFAWG on September 24, 2007, 08:04:39 PM



Title: Important study in copulatory behavior...
Post by: MFAWG on September 24, 2007, 08:04:39 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070924/sc_afp/sciencebiologyspidersoffbeat


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Virgin females, along with both experienced and inexperienced males, were all more than twice as likely to opt for a meatier mate.

But females that had copulated once before saw things differently: two out of three made a bee-line for the smallest male in sight.

"It is as though females start out prepared to take the risk in choosing larger males," knowing they may be eaten as a post-**** snack, Pollard notes in the study. "And then, once mated, they become less inclined to take the risk again."

But exactly why experienced females prefer to practice "safer ****" the second time around, admits Pollard, "is currently unknown."



Title: Re: Important study in copulatory behavior...
Post by: campy on September 24, 2007, 08:16:02 PM
For the record, as a meatier mate, I have never eaten my mate post-coitus, and find the post-**** snack practice repulsive.


Title: Re: Important study in copulatory behavior...
Post by: Spanky on September 25, 2007, 04:35:49 AM
So what you are saying is short skinny dudes get the chicks? I need to lose weight.


Title: Re: Important study in copulatory behavior...
Post by: Blader on September 25, 2007, 06:08:36 AM
fascinating!!!


Title: Re: Important study in copulatory behavior...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on September 25, 2007, 07:20:34 AM
(http://www.dio.net/pictures_gallery/970422_ronnie_janice.jpg)


Title: Re: Important study in copulatory behavior...
Post by: gleek on September 25, 2007, 07:50:17 AM
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/war_of_the_worlds/_group_photos/katie_holmes50.jpg)


Title: Re: Important study in copulatory behavior...
Post by: gleek on September 25, 2007, 08:05:41 AM
Threadjack...

Before:
(http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/03/31/Tom%20Cruise%20katie%20holmes%20gala.jpg)

After:
(http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060207/060307_holmes_vmed_3p.widec.jpg)


Title: Re: Important study in copulatory behavior...
Post by: Walfredo on September 25, 2007, 08:37:16 AM
Threadjack...

Before:
(http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/03/31/Tom%20Cruise%20katie%20holmes%20gala.jpg)

After:
(http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060207/060307_holmes_vmed_3p.widec.jpg)
Holy *feces*. [sm_shock]

Tom is probably sitting on Suri's shoulders in that pic.  On second thought Katie is still pregnant with her.  So it must be dianetics. 



Title: Re: Important study in copulatory behavior...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on September 25, 2007, 08:46:53 AM
Ye of little faith.

Tom is the new Jesus (http://www.honewatson.com/01/26/tom-cruise-jesus-christ/).  Obviously, He has Risen.


Title: Re: Important study in copulatory behavior...
Post by: gleek on September 25, 2007, 08:51:36 AM
Ye of little faith.

Tom is the new Jesus (http://www.honewatson.com/01/26/tom-cruise-jesus-christ/).  Obviously, He has Risen.

What a coincidence. I found this image below on that site. Call it serendipity.

(http://images.honewatson.com/2007/07/padma-lakshmi-salman-rushdie-divorce.jpg)