GolfHos

Colleagues-

During a recent chautauqua in consultation with extremely well endowed paid corporate consultants, Blader Industries, Inc., has made the decision to execute certain strategies and economies of scale to better define its corporate brand so that we can position ourselves in the market space for exceptional growth and customer satisfaction.

What we are doing is revolutionary, and would be analogous to Ralph Lauren repositioning itself to actually make money on something other than its bluejeans.  So trust me, this is a big one.

A key element of this strategy involves me, Blader, formerly known as blader, becoming the most despised personality on the internets.  More despised than even Richard Branson, who I am often mistaken for in airport concourses etc and so forth.

Therefore, we are asking for your help. 

Would you please consider 'smiting' or otherwise providing me with negative karma, so that my karma score within the golfhos institution can reach an absurdly low number?  So low that even certain individuals who might otherwise compete with me for this distinction couldn't not possibly reach such depths of their own accord.

When prompted to explain the 'smite'  simply copy and paste the following into the dialog box:

Blader Smite Campaign 2007

Alternately, you may provide other reasons

Blader Industries, Inc. thanks you for your brand loyalty and your understanding that when we reposition ourselves in the market space, it is our loyal customers who are rewarded.

Ciao Baby!!!
luv, Blader
CEO, Fearless Leader etc and so forth
Blader Industries, Inc.
Penthouse Executive Suites
Blader Tower
One Blader Plaza

OK, this doesn't seem to be having the desired effect.

Let's pretend this is the Jerry Lewis Telethon, and through the simple generous act of your single smite each day, a bell will ring and an angel in heaven will have earned a pair of wings.

Now c'mon!!! :sad3:
That wasn't called for at all, and you know it

That's kinda like thinking about dead puppies to sustain an erection.

Yes, such thinking can be highly effective for certain people, no question.

Stop giving me karma.

If you cannot take this seriously, I will be forced to have an internets tantrum....perhaps even destroying this secret website by exposing it on other websites.

Your exercise in reverse psychology is brilliant, even for you.

You trying to beat my record of -1,000,005? :D

I fart in your general direction. 

I'll earn the distinction the old fashioned way, one smite at a time. 

Unfortunately I haven't learned how to smite someone yet, rest assured that I am sending you mental karma smitings as you read this you copulatory studying english pigdog! ;D

You have to have 20 posts before you can smite someone.

So I may not be as computer challenged as I thought!  Thanks Torp.

LOL!!  No!  No! No!

Boy, I really wish I had your level of talent in the art of duplicity! 

To be honest, the thought did cross my mind that people would take this as a vain plea for the opposite intention.

But I not only seek to become the most smited infidel on all of the internets, I NEED this in the worst possible way or else my BOD may come down hard on me.

Who loves ya baby.

lol, your welcome. :)

Blader, how could you become the most despised person on the internet!!!!!! ::)
It is simply not possible!!!!!! ::)
This silly little game is not going to work!!!!!! ::)
You know, that you are just "too amazing" for this!!!!!!!!!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

If you smite me I'll give your pictures back

i applauded then smited you


zero sum game, beyotch

Yeah, isn't that aske's role?

I must admit, the reverse psychology worked on me.

Sir... I remember discussing this the other evening with your good self, and to assist you in your quest I hearby bequeath you one 'smite'...... maybe...

Cheers

According to my calculations, we are not going in the direction I hoped to go with this initiative, nor have we moved with the rapidity I'd imagined would be possible.

I am not indisposed to executing jihad upon this or related websites in order to meet our corporate objectives and benchmarks.

I have conducted trial experiments and now realize that I have the power to create wrinkles in the very fabric of the internets, and feel that I am under no compulsion whatsoever not to use them if it is in the best interests of my customers and stockholders. 

I may not be HIM, but I'm a heck of a lot smarter than Pegasus could imagine to aspire.

If anyone asks, tell them this was little more than idle chatter, but not exactly.

Blader, maybe you could try a drive-by shooting!!!!!!!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ;

LOL! ;D

Never thought I'd see the day when Blader would be asking to be smited!  I can't imagine what will happen to your industrial base when words gets out that their face to the world is asking for smite.

Generalissimo--I trust you to fight our wars to the best of your ability, please trust me to run my multinational conglomerate in a way that best enhances shareholder value and customer satisfaction.

Now if you wouldn't mind, a smite, please.  Bitte.

Since you brought up the shareholders far be it for me to stand between you and thier profit.  So consider your self smitted for them.

In an effort to help Herr Blader I have smited. I smited yesterday, and I smited again today, and since we are only allowed a smite a day, I will smite again tomorrow. I channel Chief Joseph when I say "I will smite no more forever".

Anyhting else?

bless you, brother.

I don't know if the corporate world is your thing or not, but we've got suites with private executive washrooms for smooth operators such as yourself

and dare I say, at least I'm going low the old-fashioned way...I'm earning it, one smite at a time, unlike certain individuals with access to higher website functionality vis-a-vis their position as moderator

I will glady smite you Tuesday for a karma today.

With cheese.

I tried a drive-by smiting.................I missed.  :-[My bad.

lol :D

Oops! 

But what I really want to know is: Did you accidentally smite someone else?