|
Title: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: twoiron on January 23, 2008, 12:23:44 PM This week it's slow walkers. I hate slow walkers!!
How difficult is it to walk at a decent pace? It's not that hard, all you need to do is put one foot in front of the other and so on. If you're old, morbidly obese, pregnant or otherwise impaired that's fine, the rest of you have no excuse! Women, I've noticed are notorious for slow walking, not to mention not being able to walk in a straight line and just stopping all of a sudden! I put that down to a lack of spatial awareness. Ladies, here's a tip: Despite what you may, think I'm not actually checking your ass out when I'm stuck behind you as you dawdle along totally self unaware of what's going on around you, I'm looking for a way to kick your ass out of the way so I can get past you. Speed up the pace a bit and you might actually start losing some weight. Have a nice day. Cheers ;) Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: Jules on January 23, 2008, 12:25:36 PM Hmmm, somebody got out of the wrong of the bed this morning, didn't they. ;D
Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: twoiron on January 23, 2008, 12:27:49 PM Hmmm, somebody got out of the wrong of the bed this morning, didn't they. ;D No, not really, I was just making an observation... ;) Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: Jules on January 23, 2008, 12:31:45 PM Go on have a good whinge, there are sick children in hospitals but poor old twoiron gets stuck behind a slow walker. ::)
Couldn't you walk a bit faster, and walk around her. Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: twoiron on January 23, 2008, 12:34:58 PM Go on have a good whinge, there are sick children in hospitals but poor old twoiron gets stuck behind a slow walker. ::) Couldn't you walk a bit faster, and walk around her. Jules, often slow walkers appear in pairs.... ;) Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: Jules on January 23, 2008, 12:37:01 PM Was your footpath so narrow that you could not walk around both of them. ;D
Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: twoiron on January 23, 2008, 12:39:37 PM Was your footpath so narrow that you could not walk around both of them. ;D Nah, they were just all over the place.... straight lines and all ;) Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: stroh on January 23, 2008, 12:40:20 PM I'm in Deuce's camp. Get the *fudge* out of my way.
Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: twoiron on January 23, 2008, 12:43:28 PM I'm in Deuce's camp. Get the *fudge* out of my way. Thanks mate, I guess that's what I was trying to say... ;D Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 23, 2008, 01:05:09 PM Women, I've noticed are notorious for slow walking, not to mention not being able to walk in a straight line and just stopping all of a sudden! I put that down to a lack of spatial awareness. :P Have I ever mentioned my dislike of generalizations and stereotypes? And if you start insinuating that I fall into that category... :nono: Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: Clive on January 23, 2008, 01:32:31 PM If you're coming from behind and find the movement of the other person unsatisfactory, you could try punching her.
I think there's a term for that ... Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: gleek on January 23, 2008, 01:36:21 PM Or you could just walk in the gutter if you can be careful not to trip over Clive's mind in the process.
Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: twoiron on January 23, 2008, 01:36:30 PM If you're coming from behind and find the movement of the other person unsatisfactory, you could try punching her. I think there's a term for that ... This could become NSFW very quickly if we travel down that road... :o Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: BFBoy on January 23, 2008, 02:43:18 PM My rant is all the dumbasses slow-walking down the aisle, in a store, and then stopping and turning their goddamn carts sideways so nobody can get through. [sm_disgust] >:(
Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: Clive on January 23, 2008, 03:19:59 PM Or you could just walk in the gutter if you can be careful not to trip over Clive's mind in the process. Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: andylo on January 23, 2008, 03:21:10 PM I ususally just walk right behind them and pretty much yelled "EXCUSE ME".
100% of time, they will stop, turn around (which leave a big gap in the middle) then before you can actually see their face of WTF you already walk pass them thru the gap very quickly. Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: twoiron on January 23, 2008, 03:23:48 PM I ususally just walk right behind them and pretty much yelled "EXCUSE ME". 100% of time, they will stop, turn around (which leave a big gap in the middle) then before you can actually see their face of WTF you already walk pass them thru the gap very quickly. Hey Champ!.. Where have you been hiding?? Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: andylo on January 23, 2008, 03:29:44 PM No, I didn't hide. Just getting a bit busy, a little depress and again a little too busy.
Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: twoiron on January 23, 2008, 03:32:57 PM No, I didn't hide. Just getting a bit busy, a little depress and again a little too busy. Golf gettin you down? Stack & Tilt not working out? Title: Re: New Improved Rant of the day... Post by: andylo on January 23, 2008, 03:41:32 PM Golf didn't let me down... just life in general. Not that I am in dip *feces* or anything, I guess I am just too greedy.
S & T works out fine and I won a few comps with it but I don't use it anymore because I have a pretty poor finishing posture when using S & T and that potentially hurts my back a little bit. |