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Title: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Jules on March 01, 2007, 02:46:56 AM
Okay, I will start! ;D
It's a bit scarey, especially being in the company of "spacey, and star-wars, types of people"!!!!! ;D ;D
I remember going to see the movie, "Encounters of the Third Kind", and I found it so terrible, and boring in the first 10-15 minutes, I got up, and left and went shopping.!!!!!!!
What is your worst movie!!!!


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Spanky on March 01, 2007, 05:16:19 AM
Out of Africa

But there were extenuating circumstances that caused that.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 01, 2007, 05:32:39 AM
It's so difficult to pick from among all the Woody Allen movies. 


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: hatethisgame on March 01, 2007, 05:50:09 AM
Too many to recall of hand.  But I recently caught some of "Battlefield Earth" on HBO.  It was so bad, I had to wonder how it ever got into production, and especially how about 1/4 into production, the entire film was not halted and scraped.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Eagleone on March 01, 2007, 06:23:53 AM
I do remember the Out of Africa one -- 8mm was bad as well.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: stroh on March 01, 2007, 06:33:16 AM
Lot's of bad movies.  I know I have never actually walked out on one.  I actually don't watch a lot of movies anymore, so I'm having a tough time trying to pick one I thought really sucked.

Surprised on the Close Encounters call.  One of the best classics made.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: MFAWG on March 01, 2007, 06:40:42 AM
Battlefield Earth was basically a production of the Hollywood Church of Scientology, which explains why it wasn't killed off or at least shelved.

Still wasn't as bad as Pearl Harbor, which wasn't as bad as Gods and Generals...


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: JDerion on March 01, 2007, 06:41:55 AM
I'm going to try and ignore the rip on Close Encounters. My smite trigger finger is getting itchy after that one.  [sm_devil]


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: BobA on March 01, 2007, 06:53:43 AM
Battlefield Earth was basically a production of the Hollywood Church of Scientology, which explains why it wasn't killed off or at least shelved.

Still wasn't as bad as Pearl Harbor, which wasn't as bad as Gods and Generals...

I was all set to nominate Hollywood Knights when you reminded me of Gods and Generals. I don't think I've ever expected more and received less from a movie. It was just awful.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: MFAWG on March 01, 2007, 07:06:52 AM
Dude, Hollywood Knights????

Newbomb Turk RULES !!!!!

'This punch has a little WANG to it'....


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Walfredo on March 01, 2007, 07:08:46 AM
Never actually saw Battlefield Earth and Gods and Generals because those obviously were going to suck.

Now the two worst movies I can think of that I couldn't even watch more than 30 minutes are

Open Range (OMG it was like they were writing the script drunk right before filming, a complete joke of a film)

Be Cool (What they did to Get Shorty with the sequal was criminal, the movie literally made fun of you for being stupid enough to watch it)


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: BobA on March 01, 2007, 07:10:54 AM
Dude, Hollywood Knights????

Newbomb Turk RULES !!!!!

'This punch has a little WANG to it'....

LOL!! Yeah, I know. Its a cult movie.  ::) Robert Wuhl was my college roomie and we are still close, but I only sat all the way thru that one because it was a premiere showing and I was being polite.  ;D


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: greyduffer on March 01, 2007, 07:28:25 AM
My wife made me sit through "The bridges of Madison county".

It was horrible! No explosions, no Kung Fu fighting, no car chases, no gratuitous ****!

I was able to sleep for a short while until she caught me and pinched my leg.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Aske on March 01, 2007, 08:14:32 AM
Bloodrayne.   A waste of one of the best vid game concepts ever.  thanks uwe boll
even the gratuitous kristanna loken nudity was bad


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: spacey on March 01, 2007, 08:26:46 AM
So many bad movies, so little bandwidth:

Angel Heart
Body Heat
The 5th Element
Bringing Down the House
Bolero
Rhinestone
Staying Alive
Mysterious Skin (Might be #1 on my list)
Mortal Kombat II
The Last Boy Scout
Undercover Brother
Deuce Bigalow
Jade
The Heavenly Kid

...that's just off the top of my head.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: goto10 on March 01, 2007, 08:30:08 AM
Close Encounters a bad movie?  ???

That's a close encounter of the crazy talk kind!  [sm_devil] ;D

Also, I thought the 5th Element was excellent.

I have to give the nod to Battlefield Earth, in recent memory.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Aske on March 01, 2007, 08:31:41 AM
So many bad movies, so little bandwidth:

The 5th Element
Mortal Kombat II


smite x 2
 >:( :D ;D


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: spacey on March 01, 2007, 08:32:48 AM
So many bad movies, so little bandwidth:

The 5th Element
Mortal Kombat II


smite x 2
 >:( :D ;D
Don't get me wrong, I'll watch both if they're on, but they're just bad movies. It's really that simple.  8)


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: hatethisgame on March 01, 2007, 08:32:56 AM
Hollywood Knights was great.  

MKII was not that bad, but toping the original was a tough feat.  Good call on Jade.  Waste of time, film, potential hot nudity....just a waste.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: dystopia on March 01, 2007, 08:51:46 AM
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, & Her Lover


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: spacey on March 01, 2007, 08:53:33 AM
2001: A Space Odyssey.

Most.boring.sci-fi.movie.ever.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Jules on March 01, 2007, 12:24:34 PM
Okay, forgive me about the Close Encounter movie,.........I was a young girl at the time, and it really didn't interest me!!! :o..............It was the only movie, that I could remember walking out of!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Blader on March 01, 2007, 02:00:01 PM
I walked out of Clockwork Orange the first time I saw it, but it wasn't the worst movie ever.

The worst movie ever probably involved New Jersey mobsters or Sylvester Stallone or both.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: gleek on March 01, 2007, 02:04:54 PM
Dude, Hollywood Knights????

Newbomb Turk RULES !!!!!

'This punch has a little WANG to it'....

Laaawrence! Lawrence of Arabia...He's an English guy. He came to fight the Turkish. Neep-neep! Neep-neep!


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: gleek on March 01, 2007, 02:07:36 PM
Body Heat
The 5th Element

I thought those two were OK.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: BFBoy on March 01, 2007, 02:27:04 PM
So many bad movies, so little bandwidth:

Angel Heart
Body Heat
The 5th Element
Bringing Down the House
Bolero
Rhinestone
Staying Alive
Mysterious Skin (Might be #1 on my list)
Mortal Kombat II
The Last Boy Scout
Undercover Brother
Deuce Bigalow
Jade
The Heavenly Kid

...that's just off the top of my head.

I enjoyed Body Heat and The Last Boy Scout.
On the rest, I agree.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: gleek on March 01, 2007, 02:36:11 PM
Maximum Overdrive is the worst movie that I actually paid to see at a movie theater.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: spacey on March 01, 2007, 02:37:01 PM
The only movie I ever actually walked out of was Wes Craven's New Nightmare, though to be fair it was my date who wanted to leave.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Guesswho on March 01, 2007, 02:54:32 PM
The Life Aquatic


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Aske on March 01, 2007, 02:55:00 PM
The only movie I ever actually walked out of was Wes Craven's New Nightmare, though to be fair it was my date who wanted to leave.

hopefully she (or he/it) put out .
 ;)


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: spacey on March 01, 2007, 02:57:01 PM
The only movie I ever actually walked out of was Wes Craven's New Nightmare, though to be fair it was my date who wanted to leave.

hopefully she (or he/it) put out .
 ;)
I don't honestly remember if she/he/it did or did not, I don't really remember who she/he/it was. Probably a mormon girl. I dated lots of them around that time, so odds are good she/he/it did not.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: AKABubba on March 01, 2007, 03:02:32 PM
I've seen a lot of crap but the worst was Face/Off.   [sm_disgust]
The Shadow and Sphere are right up there on the pile.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Clive on March 01, 2007, 04:39:09 PM
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Saw it with my wife and another couple.  It was only the other couple's presence -- and the fact that we'd come in one car -- that kept me from walking out.  I can still clearly remember checking my watch no fewer than three times and trying to calculate how much more of it I'd have to sit through.

 [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: spacey on March 01, 2007, 06:17:48 PM
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Saw it with my wife and another couple.  It was only the other couple's presence -- and the fact that we'd come in one car -- that kept me from walking out.  I can still clearly remember checking my watch no fewer than three times and trying to calculate how much more of it I'd have to sit through.

 [sm_disgust]
As a certified and unabashed Star Wars geek, please allow me to agree with you. It breaks my heart to do so, but it must be said.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Torpedo on March 01, 2007, 10:27:39 PM
I never watch movies. :o :D


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: gleek on March 01, 2007, 11:18:17 PM
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Saw it with my wife and another couple.  It was only the other couple's presence -- and the fact that we'd come in one car -- that kept me from walking out.  I can still clearly remember checking my watch no fewer than three times and trying to calculate how much more of it I'd have to sit through.

 [sm_disgust]
As a certified and unabashed Star Wars geek, please allow me to agree with you. It breaks my heart to do so, but it must be said.

Episode I had a simplistic plot, cheesy dialog, and horrible acting--just like the other 5 SW movies.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: stin on March 02, 2007, 07:23:30 AM
The Wickers man was terrible and boring!

 I`d thought The 5th Element were excellent! >:(

  stevie :)


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Salamander on March 02, 2007, 08:37:04 AM
I 'll agree with Bloodrayne, it was horrid.
Also, this movie "Providence" (http://imdb.com/title/tt0076574/). What an utter pile of crap!


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Salamander on March 02, 2007, 08:37:30 AM
The Wickers man was terrible and boring!

 I`d thought The 5th Element were excellent! >:(

  stevie :)

Which Wicker Man?


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: spacey on March 02, 2007, 08:49:27 AM
The Wickers man was terrible and boring!

 I`d thought The 5th Element were excellent! >:(

  stevie :)

Which Wicker Man?
The original Wicker Man is a classic. I still haven't seen the remake, but haven't heard anything good about it.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Walfredo on March 02, 2007, 08:51:41 AM
The Wickers man was terrible and boring!

 I`d thought The 5th Element were excellent! >:(

  stevie :)

Which Wicker Man?
The original Wicker Man is a classic. I still haven't seen the remake, but haven't heard anything good about it.
The Nick Cage version sucked.  My wife and I made it about 30 minutes into it and she usually likes his movies. 


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Salamander on March 02, 2007, 08:59:25 AM
The Wickers man was terrible and boring!

 I`d thought The 5th Element were excellent! >:(

  stevie :)

Which Wicker Man?
The original Wicker Man is a classic. I still haven't seen the remake, but haven't heard anything good about it.

word.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: Seamus on March 02, 2007, 12:29:49 PM
The English Patient.

'Nuff Said.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: stin on March 02, 2007, 12:34:17 PM
The Wickers man was terrible and boring!

 I`d thought The 5th Element were excellent! >:(

  stevie :)

Which Wicker Man?
The original Wicker Man is a classic. I still haven't seen the remake, but haven't heard anything good about it.

word.

 I didn`t know there were an original version, so I`m sorry about that but yes Cage was in it and it`s poor!.

 Did you know, I`m really fancy Ghost Rider movie

  stevie:)


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: dystopia on March 02, 2007, 12:46:30 PM
Until the End of the World
(good soundtrack, though)


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: TooManyPutts on March 02, 2007, 03:36:51 PM
Tremors; so dumb it's funny.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: BFBoy on March 02, 2007, 04:40:04 PM
Tremors was a classic. I loved the part where Michael Gross gave the kid the gun with no bullets just so he'd run.


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: twoiron on April 23, 2012, 02:45:24 PM
Interesting this popped up again.

Why hasn't the worst movie ever made as continuously voted by the entire universe made the list???

"Gigli"

???


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: dystopia on April 23, 2012, 07:13:37 PM
The only movie I've walked out of was Basket Case 2.

(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY1MTYxNDQ4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjQyMDU1MQ@@._V1._SY317_CR4,0,214,317_.jpg)

(http://www.zombieinfo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/basket-case-2.jpg)


Title: Re: What was the "Worst Movie You Ever Saw"!!!!!!!
Post by: gleek on April 24, 2012, 12:52:29 PM
Howard the Duck
Maximum Overdrive

 [sm_anon]