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Title: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Teed on February 09, 2007, 12:19:26 PM
Since we've been outed again, I wanted to quote myself.

Quote
I consider the Saloon a great place to BS/talk trash/and have fun.  I have yet to see a single discussion on this site that turned into a flame war and that's what I like about it. Everyone here treats everyone else w/ respect.

If you come here from another site to stir up some shiite, you better tread lightly.  >:( [sm_devil]

That is all.

Not directed to you Spartan!  Glad you made it.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 09, 2007, 12:21:01 PM
Since we've been outed again, I wanted to quote myself.

Quote
I consider the Saloon a great place to BS/talk trash/and have fun.  I have yet to see a single discussion on this site that turned into a flame war and that's what I like about it. Everyone here treats everyone else w/ respect.

If you come here from another site to stir up some shiite, you better tread lightly.  >:( [sm_devil]

What he said...

...plus nobody here tries to put my Sloopy down.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Aske on February 09, 2007, 12:24:33 PM
f you !  this thread sucks!


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Teed on February 09, 2007, 12:25:16 PM
f you !  this thread sucks!


bring it beeyoootch


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Fuzzy on February 09, 2007, 12:26:44 PM
f you !  this thread sucks!


f-ing liberal a-hole   [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Aske on February 09, 2007, 12:27:42 PM
 [sm_smoking] [sm_beertoast] :finger:


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 12:28:50 PM
........and drinkers.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Fuzzy on February 09, 2007, 12:30:15 PM
........and drinkers.
[sm_buddies] [sm_headbang]

What he said.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Spanky on February 09, 2007, 12:34:10 PM
........and drinkers.
I jussst liike to shay that stroh is the greetest persm...gay....errr I meen guy in the wirld, hic....and ti alllll the lib a hose on tiss furun sychh newy buffrssff!


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 12:34:29 PM
I love you man.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 12:44:56 PM
Crap! Is it 5:00 SST already. I'd better get started.  [sm_drinking]


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Clive on February 09, 2007, 12:47:58 PM
f you !  this thread sucks!
Ooooh baby that's Iceeee!


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: dystopia on February 09, 2007, 12:51:17 PM
Crap! Is it 5:00 SST already. I'd better get started.  [sm_drinking]


Heh, I just got to work, but I'll be joining you guys later.  [sm_drinking]


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 12:51:25 PM
Crap! Is it 5:00 SST already. I'd better get started.  [sm_drinking]

Giddy up!  I left work at noon today!

*fudge* it.  I went straight to the bar.  3 tall ones.  I had a really *feces*ty week.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 12:53:27 PM
Oh, and we have the:

# 1 Run Defense :D of any online golf forum.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Spanky on February 09, 2007, 01:01:40 PM
I love you man.
(http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/photos/le_sherif_est_en_prison/jack_starrett.jpg) Rerrrerr!


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 01:04:16 PM
(http://www.teamlorenz.com/Signs/187%20Bud%20light%20I%20love%20you%20man.JPG)


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Spanky on February 09, 2007, 01:10:36 PM
(http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/ponch.jpg)
No, I LOVE you.

















ok this might be a bit too far.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 01:11:31 PM
Agh. Mein eyes. Zee goggles, zey do nozink!


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 01:12:52 PM
Werd!

(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/chicane-uk/thegoggles.gif)


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 01:16:52 PM
I like the saloon because- now how does that song from Cheers go!!!!! "Where everybody knows your name"!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stegerman on February 09, 2007, 01:27:05 PM
Being here is like peeing your pants in a dark suit. It gives you a really warm feeling and nobody notices.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 01:27:24 PM
I like the saloon because- now how does that song from Cheers go!!!!! "Where everybody knows your name"!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Especially: ButBackstageThingsWereFal


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 01:29:32 PM
I like all the juvenile vitriol.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Torpedo on February 09, 2007, 01:29:55 PM
I have yet to see a single discussion on this site that turned into a flame war and that's what I like about it. Everyone here treats everyone else w/ respect.

What he said. :)


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Torpedo on February 09, 2007, 01:31:05 PM
Oh, and we have the:

# 1 Run Defense :D of any online golf forum.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/Black_Cobra/1RunDefense.gif) True dat. :D (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/Black_Cobra/1RunDefense.gif)


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Spanky on February 09, 2007, 01:36:50 PM
I like the saloon because- now how does that song from Cheers go!!!!! "Where everybody knows your name"!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Does that make you Dianne?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
I like the saloon because- now how does that song from Cheers go!!!!! "Where everybody knows your name"!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Does that make you Dianne?

I don't have a "Snobby Bone in my Body"!!!!!!! So I can't be Dianne, I am probably a bit of Carla and the one that Kirstey Alley played!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 02:22:16 PM
....... So I can't be Dianne...

Not even close. 


.......... I am probably a bit of Carla

 [sm_disgust] [sm_disgust] Please.


.........the one that Kirstey Alley played!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ding, ding, ding!  yeah baby!   [sm_hump]


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 02:22:48 PM
Down boy.  [sm_whip]


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: TFT on February 09, 2007, 02:26:01 PM
They could do with getting some decent ale in though.

And would it kill you guys to get some *goshdarn* pretzels?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 02:28:34 PM
Would Stroh and TFT be Golfhos's "Norm and Cliff"??????????? ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 02:29:23 PM
Would Stroh and TFT be Golfhos's "Norm and Cliff"??????????? ;D ;D ;D ;D
Were Cliff and Norm gay?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 02:32:07 PM
Oh No, Don't say that about Stroh!!!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
Stroh will have to be Sam. then!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
TFT, will have to be Frazer!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: 1puttpar on February 09, 2007, 02:32:42 PM
Would Stroh and TFT be Golfhos's "Norm and Cliff"??????????? ;D ;D ;D ;D
Were Cliff and Norm gay?

NTTAWWT


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 02:33:06 PM
Oh No, Don't say that about Stroh!!!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
Stroh will have to be Sam. then!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
TFT, will have to be Frazer!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Okay, well Frasier was totally gay so that makes perfect sense. Sam, well, I suppose he could have been overcompensating...


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: TFT on February 09, 2007, 02:33:30 PM
Which was the mail carrier guy?

Cos Imma boutgo kin Postal in here.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 02:34:33 PM
Which was the mail carrier guy?

Cos Imma boutgo kin Postal in here.

That was Cliff!!!! ;D


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: TFT on February 09, 2007, 02:39:39 PM
Which was the mail carrier guy?

Cos Imma boutgo kin Postal in here.

That was Cliff!!!! ;D

Not him then, that definitely is a gay name.

 ;D


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 02:41:16 PM
You had better watch out TFT, Clive will come and bash you for saying that!!!!!!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] ;D ;)


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: TFT on February 09, 2007, 02:48:24 PM
You had better watch out TFT, Clive will come and bash you for saying that!!!!!!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] ;D ;)

Fruity.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: gleek on February 09, 2007, 02:57:37 PM
I like all the juvenile vitriol.

(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d183/oceansky_1984/Science%201st/inigo1.jpg)

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 02:58:22 PM
That's unpossible!


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Aske on February 09, 2007, 02:59:03 PM
smells better than the spitoon


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 03:03:18 PM
smells better than the spitoon


Maybe Aske, is Golfhos's male version of Carla!!!!!! [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 03:03:49 PM
smells better than the spitoon


Maybe Aske, is Golfhos's male version of Carla!!!!!! [sm_shock]
Aske is male?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 03:06:42 PM
smells better than the spitoon


Maybe Aske, is Golfhos's male version of Carla!!!!!! [sm_shock]
Aske is male?
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/a/a9/Soren.jpg/200px-Soren.jpg)


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: gleek on February 09, 2007, 03:11:34 PM
smells better than the spitoon


Maybe Aske, is Golfhos's male version of Carla!!!!!! [sm_shock]
Aske is male?
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/a/a9/Soren.jpg/200px-Soren.jpg)

Let's Aske Pat.

(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0110169/1-1.jpg)


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Aske on February 09, 2007, 03:11:47 PM
smells better than the spitoon


Maybe Aske, is Golfhos's male version of Carla!!!!!! [sm_shock]
Aske is male?
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/a/a9/Soren.jpg/200px-Soren.jpg)


didn't riker  hit it
?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stroh on February 09, 2007, 03:13:52 PM
smells better than the spitoon


Maybe Aske, is Golfhos's male version of Carla!!!!!! [sm_shock]
Aske is male?
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/a/a9/Soren.jpg/200px-Soren.jpg)


didn't riker  hit it
?


I think the question, is not if, but where?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: TFT on February 09, 2007, 03:27:01 PM
smells better than the spitoon


Maybe Aske, is Golfhos's male version of Carla!!!!!! [sm_shock]
Aske is male?

Carla was female?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 03:30:52 PM
smells better than the spitoon


Maybe Aske, is Golfhos's male version of Carla!!!!!! [sm_shock]
Aske is male?
I must admit, Carla definately had balls!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Carla was female?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Spanky on February 09, 2007, 03:43:35 PM
Who was the smart ass guy that sat at the end, behind the bar. He kind of remidns me of Aske.

Now the question is who is Woody and who is Coach?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: wishbone on February 09, 2007, 03:47:30 PM
Was the smart ass at the end of the bar Phil?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 03:48:19 PM
Was the smart ass at the end of the bar Phil?
IIRC, his name was Paul.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Spanky on February 09, 2007, 03:49:24 PM
Something like that. He was always good for a laugh.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: dystopia on February 09, 2007, 03:49:49 PM
Oh yeah, there was Paul and Phil.  Phil was the old guy played by Rhea Perlman's real dad I think.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: TFT on February 09, 2007, 03:50:10 PM
spacey does a good woody.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Spanky on February 09, 2007, 03:55:54 PM
spacey does a good woody.
I notice you did not capitalize woody. Are you trying to say something?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 03:57:00 PM
spacey does a good woody.
I notice you did not capitalize woody. Are you trying to say something?
Apparently he thinks I've got a good woody. Time for new curtains, I s'pose.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: TFT on February 09, 2007, 03:57:08 PM
spacey does a good woody.
I notice you did not capitalize woody. Are you trying to say something?

Yes, I'm trying to say spacey does a good woody.



Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 04:04:50 PM
Who was the smart ass guy that sat at the end, behind the bar. He kind of remidns me of Aske.

Now the question is who is Woody and who is Coach?

Now Woody and Coach, were both really sweet!!!!!! ;D
(they might of had a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock, but we won't go down that road!!!!! ;D)
Who here is sweet enought to be Woody and Coach?????
HHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmm   HHHHHHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 04:05:43 PM
Who was the smart ass guy that sat at the end, behind the bar. He kind of remidns me of Aske.

Now the question is who is Woody and who is Coach?

Now Woody and Coach, were both really sweet!!!!!! ;D
(they might of had a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock, but we won't go down that road!!!!! ;D)
Who here is sweet enought to be Woody and Coach?????
HHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmm   HHHHHHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!

Pick me. I'm a right sweetheart.  ;)


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Spanky on February 09, 2007, 04:06:44 PM
Who was the smart ass guy that sat at the end, behind the bar. He kind of remidns me of Aske.

Now the question is who is Woody and who is Coach?

Now Woody and Coach, were both really sweet!!!!!! ;D
(they might of had a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock, but we won't go down that road!!!!! ;D)
Who here is sweet enought to be Woody and Coach?????
HHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmm   HHHHHHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!
Got me. This place seems more like Animal House to me.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: spacey on February 09, 2007, 04:07:35 PM
Who was the smart ass guy that sat at the end, behind the bar. He kind of remidns me of Aske.

Now the question is who is Woody and who is Coach?

Now Woody and Coach, were both really sweet!!!!!! ;D
(they might of had a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock, but we won't go down that road!!!!! ;D)
Who here is sweet enought to be Woody and Coach?????
HHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmm   HHHHHHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!
Got me. This place seems more like Animal House to me.

Animal House, House, House, nobody ever went to class! Then we saw Donald Sutherland's ass...


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: gleek on February 09, 2007, 04:07:48 PM
Who was the smart ass guy that sat at the end, behind the bar. He kind of remidns me of Aske.

Now the question is who is Woody and who is Coach?

Now Woody and Coach, were both really sweet!!!!!! ;D
(they might of had a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock, but we won't go down that road!!!!! ;D)
Who here is sweet enought to be Woody and Coach?????
HHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmm   HHHHHHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!
Got me. This place seems more like Animal House to me.

TOOOOOGAAAAH! TOOOOOGAAAAH!


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 04:08:51 PM
Of course you are Spaceage!!!!
Seeing Stroh is already Sam!!
I think you, Clive and Torpedo are in the running!!!!


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: gleek on February 09, 2007, 04:12:28 PM
Of course you are Spaceage!!!!
Seeing Stroh is already Sam!!
I think you, Clive and Torpedo are in the running!!!!

I could see Torpedo as Woody, and I can see E-A-G-L-E! as Kelly. But then that would be really sick.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: stegerman on February 09, 2007, 04:18:17 PM
Can I be Nick Tortelli?


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 09, 2007, 04:18:46 PM
I have yet to see a single discussion on this site that turned into a flame war and that's what I like about it. Everyone here treats everyone else w/ respect.

What he said. :)

Absolutely! :)


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 09, 2007, 04:21:06 PM
Oh, and we have the:

# 1 Run Defense :D of any online golf forum.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/Black_Cobra/1RunDefense.gif) True dat. :D (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/Black_Cobra/1RunDefense.gif)

Always can count on you to say that. :D


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: dystopia on February 09, 2007, 04:24:23 PM
Can I be Nick Tortelli?

Nice!  Good call.

Who's left?  Lilith Crane?  The Harry Anderson magician character?

I think I would be either Glen or Les Charles, or James Burrows.  So, of those, I'll go with Burrows.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 09, 2007, 04:47:25 PM
Of course you are Spaceage!!!!
Seeing Stroh is already Sam!!
I think you, Clive and Torpedo are in the running!!!!

I could see Torpedo as Woody, and I can see E-A-G-L-E! as Kelly. But then that would be really sick.

???  I could use a link (I think).


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 09, 2007, 04:57:03 PM
Of course you are Spaceage!!!!
Seeing Stroh is already Sam!!
I think you, Clive and Torpedo are in the running!!!!

I could see Torpedo as Woody, and I can see E-A-G-L-E! as Kelly. But then that would be really sick.
???  I could use a link (I think).
Eagle, on the tv show Cheers Woody and Kelly were a very nice and sweet couple!!
 


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 09, 2007, 05:23:21 PM
Of course you are Spaceage!!!!
Seeing Stroh is already Sam!!
I think you, Clive and Torpedo are in the running!!!!

I could see Torpedo as Woody, and I can see E-A-G-L-E! as Kelly. But then that would be really sick.
???  I could use a link (I think).
Eagle, on the tv show Cheers Woody and Kelly were a very nice and sweet couple!!
 

Okay.  Thanks for filling me in.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Seamus on February 09, 2007, 05:27:53 PM
Can I be Eddie LeBeck? I mean as long as I don't have to tap Carla, and then I die in some strange accident involving a Zamboni wasn't it?

I mean that would be cool.


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Fuzzy on February 09, 2007, 05:34:53 PM
I nominate TFT for Henri....the french dude who was after Kelly

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/henri.jpg)


I'd like to be Evan Drake. Super rich and nailed Rebecca when she was O.K. looking. Plus he's super rich.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/evandrake.jpg)


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: TFT on February 10, 2007, 02:11:22 AM
Hahahah, fuzzy, I just saw your new avatar.

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/pteamcopy.gif)

I was going to make the pic I did like that but then I was distracted by a unicorn.

You crazy pork product.

 [sm_beertoast]

I karma in your direction.



Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Jules on February 10, 2007, 02:38:55 AM
You boys are T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o ;D


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: Teed on February 10, 2007, 04:42:17 AM
LOL


Title: Re: Why I like the Saloon
Post by: wishbone on February 10, 2007, 05:19:08 AM
This Saloon is a Landfill   :)