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Title: Worst. Stripper. Ever.
Post by: MFAWG on December 09, 2008, 06:46:30 PM
TOTALLY SFW!
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ROFLMAO!!!!


Title: Re: Worst. Stripper. Ever.
Post by: Clive on December 09, 2008, 06:51:52 PM
Geez, even I dance better than that.


Title: Re: Worst. Stripper. Ever.
Post by: MFAWG on December 09, 2008, 07:05:24 PM
Now we know why she spent the 80's and 90's in hair metal clubs...


Title: Re: Worst. Stripper. Ever.
Post by: gleek on December 09, 2008, 09:19:26 PM
Wow, that's as bad as this:

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Title: Re: Worst. Stripper. Ever.
Post by: Blader on December 10, 2008, 09:26:34 AM
It looks like her little no-strip act is done in some sort of protestant revival church.

Anyway, clearly, her subsequent career benefited from growing past that awkward post-adolescent stage plus a obviously competent breast augmentation procedure.


Title: Re: Worst. Stripper. Ever.
Post by: MFAWG on December 10, 2008, 08:08:09 PM
You would think that even on a cheesy TV show like TJ Hooker, some director would have said 'Look, this *feces* isn't cutting it. Run down down to the Body Shop and give one of those chicks a couple of C notes to stand in on the body shots'.


Title: Re: Worst. Stripper. Ever.
Post by: gleek on December 10, 2008, 10:08:56 PM
It looks like her little no-strip act is done in some sort of protestant revival church.

Anyway, clearly, her subsequent career benefited from growing past that awkward post-adolescent stage plus a obviously competent breast augmentation procedure.

If she did receive an augmentation, it was a long time ago because I distinctly remember seeing her in some kind of foot race in Battle of the Network Stars and thinking "Dayem. That's some serious rackage on a skinny chick!"


Title: Re: Worst. Stripper. Ever.
Post by: Blader on December 11, 2008, 06:31:14 AM
Maybe she got it after viewing her little faux striptease performance and going, "Dayum!  That beyotch could use som titties."


Title: Re: Worst. Stripper. Ever.
Post by: stroh on December 11, 2008, 06:36:33 AM
She no doubt felt obliged considering the size of Tommy's junk.