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Title: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: stroh on November 16, 2007, 08:59:30 AM
Southwest Airlines Hooter girl poses for Playboy (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21834395/?GT1=10547)

Anybody see this coming?  ::)

I say sales top the Jessica Hahn issue.


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Blader on November 16, 2007, 09:16:13 AM
If I was a male flight attendant and I had one of those overbooked flight issues, I'd get on the speaker and say, "Folks, it appears we've overbooked the flight and need a few volunteers to step off.  We can't really compensate you to the degree you are inconvenienced, but, for example, if one of our most lovely passengers wouldn't mind standing up and flashing everyone your *funbags*, we could kick you off "against your will" and from the notoriety you could possibly make as much as less than 6 figures posing for Playboy, or *trollop*s and Jugs, or something like that."


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: gleek on November 16, 2007, 09:24:11 AM
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DALLAS - A 23-year-old college student who was told by a Southwest Airlines employee that her outfit was too revealing to fly is wearing even less on Playboy’s Web site.

I'm amazed by how many college students are employed by Hooter's and strip clubs.


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Blader on November 16, 2007, 09:28:32 AM
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DALLAS - A 23-year-old college student who was told by a Southwest Airlines employee that her outfit was too revealing to fly is wearing even less on Playboy’s Web site.

I'm amazed by how many college students are employed by Hooter's and strip clubs.

It's sort of a catch and release program that Universities run, kind of under the radar.  They catch all the really good lookers, but release a few now and again to keep the natives from getting restless.


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: stroh on November 16, 2007, 09:37:49 AM
All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Jules on November 16, 2007, 12:08:49 PM
All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.

No you wouldn't Stroh, you would be too busy playing with your breasts all day, to even bother to go to class!!!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Spanky on November 16, 2007, 12:18:15 PM
All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.

No you wouldn't Stroh, you would be to busy playing with your breasts all day, to even bother to go to class!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
That right there is the funniest thing I have heard all day. +1


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: spacey on November 16, 2007, 12:22:02 PM
Is this just a bad picture, or does she kind of look like a drag queen? I can almost see the adam's apple and 5 o'clock shadow.

(http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/070907/tdy_lauer_hooters_070907.300w.jpg)


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Fuzzy on November 16, 2007, 12:28:55 PM
Sorry. I haven't gotten above the neckline.



Looks like Blader might have some inside knowledge:

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/kyla_ebbert3.jpg)


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: stroh on November 16, 2007, 12:29:08 PM
All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.

No you wouldn't Stroh, you would be too busy playing with your breasts all day, to even bother to go to class!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Yeah boobies!


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Jules on November 16, 2007, 12:31:04 PM
I think that you are onto something there Fuzzy!!!!! ;D


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: stroh on November 16, 2007, 12:31:07 PM

Looks like Blader might have some inside knowledge:

(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/kyla_ebbert3.jpg)

I don't know about that robe.  Is he flying off to a Russian cave?

He must know something we don't.  The article said food, water, and petrol.

I guess man truly cannot see the end of the world out on bread, water, and gas alone.


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Fuzzy on November 16, 2007, 12:31:19 PM
All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.

No you wouldn't Stroh, you would be too busy playing with your breasts all day, to even bother to go to class!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Yeah boobies!



Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: stroh on November 16, 2007, 12:32:12 PM
All I know is, if I was a female in my 20's, with a smokin' hot body and a sweet rack, I'd go to college too.

No you wouldn't Stroh, you would be too busy playing with your breasts all day, to even bother to go to class!!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Yeah boobies!


Hmmm.  I'm at work.  Better not.  :-\


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Jules on November 16, 2007, 12:33:28 PM
Oh Fuzzy, you are too funny!!!! ;D ;D ;D

That picture made me burst out laughing!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Blader on November 16, 2007, 01:38:59 PM
No, as much as I wish it were not, that's really *8==>*head in that one.  You can tell by where he's got a hold of her.  I'd be 'taking advantage' of the situation in terms of hand placement.  Also, I'm tragically allergic to cassocks--whenever I've worn one in the past I've broken out in boils, puked green slime, and my eyes roll back into my head.

btw, she breathtaking for a college student


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Walfredo on November 16, 2007, 08:52:42 PM
She's totally a butherface.


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Jules on November 16, 2007, 08:57:07 PM
Hmmmm, look at that photo of Branson/Blader, and see how his foot is.

I would swear he is getting ready to do the Nazi March. [sm_devil] [sm_devil] [sm_devil]

Hmmmm, why would I be thinking that. 8)


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Clive on November 16, 2007, 09:16:15 PM
Hmmmm, look at that photo of Branson/Blader, and see how his foot is.

I would swear he is getting ready to the Nazi March. [sm_devil] [sm_devil] [sm_devil]
The position of Blader's/Branson's foot in that photo is a coded message, much as the number of Playboy bunny logos that appeared in the "P" on the cover of each issue held a secret message for those in the know.

I can't say more, though, per the explicit terms of my voluntary termination agreement from Blader Industries, Ltd., and so forth and so on.


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Jules on November 16, 2007, 09:19:14 PM
Do you invoice him, each time you speak on his behalf Clive. ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Clive on November 16, 2007, 09:21:06 PM
Normally, yes.  But for my previous post, no, only because I can't remember whether he prefers Blader/Branson or Branson/Blader.  It's probably Blader/Branson, as Blader does usually come first.  Not that you heard it from me.


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Jules on November 16, 2007, 09:22:39 PM
Good, then charge the bastard double!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Clive on November 16, 2007, 09:25:12 PM
Normally, yes.  But for my previous post, no, only because I can't remember whether he prefers Blader/Branson or Branson/Blader.  It's probably Blader/Branson, as Blader does usually come first.  Not that you heard it from me.
After being reminded to review the terms of my separation agreement, I must amend my former statement into compliance therewith:

It's probably Branson/Blader, as Blader always wants the other guy to come first.


(I hope I got it right this time.)


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Jules on November 16, 2007, 09:27:59 PM

as Blader always wants the other guy to come first.


(I hope I got it right this time.)
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So you are saying that he is a caring and sharing homo****ual. ;)


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Clive on November 16, 2007, 09:31:25 PM
Normally, yes.  But for my previous post, no, only because I can't remember whether he prefers Blader/Branson or Branson/Blader.  It's probably Blader/Branson, as Blader does usually come first.  Not that you heard it from me.
After being reminded to review the terms of my separation agreement, I must amend my former statement into compliance therewith:

It's probably Branson/Blader, as Blader always wants the other guy to come first.


(I hope I got it right this time.)
After yet more review of my separation agreement at the stern prodding of my attorney (yeah, you read it right), I must amend the amended comment to bring it into compliance with the said agreement:


It's probably Branson/Blader, as Blader by analogy always wants the other female human of almost unimaginable hottitude to come first.  Unless she has a particularly breathtaking overbite, in which case all bets are off.


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: Jules on November 16, 2007, 09:33:16 PM
Very Good Clive. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Although I think I prefer your first version. ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: stegerman on November 17, 2007, 05:46:41 AM
Trifecta

(http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/070907/tdy_lauer_hooters_070907.300w.jpg)(http://www.zipp-me.co.uk/images/sarahjessicaparker.gif)(http://stopmebeforeivoteagain.org/ann-coulter.jpg)


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: gleek on November 17, 2007, 08:22:00 AM
Who's the blonde dude on the right?


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: MFAWG on November 17, 2007, 08:36:53 AM
What happened to Sarah Jessica Parker anyway?



Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: stroh on November 17, 2007, 08:38:19 AM
What happened to Sarah Jessica Parker anyway?



My guess is she gets tired of walking into bars, and having the bartender ask her why "she's so sad".


Title: Re: I Hope They Send Keith The First Copy.
Post by: gleek on November 17, 2007, 08:53:20 AM
Mr.Ed.surrenders.