GolfHos

General => The Cantina => Topic started by: birdymaker on May 06, 2008, 09:26:27 AM



Title: guess who's....
Post by: birdymaker on May 06, 2008, 09:26:27 AM
juror #1?  ;D

so, i get there this morning at 8:30 and am herded into the cattle pen with the other 89 people who unlike me, have someplace better to be. the jury commissioner explains what is going to happen, watch a short movie, blah blah blah, then says they are pulling jurors for 4 trials but we should be done by lunch time.

 pretty soon some hottie comes in and whispers in her ear and she announces that 3 of the cases have been settled through plea agreements and we are down to 1 trial, 7 jurors. so they bring in the bingo machine start rolling it over and we have a winner! #32 :o. i wish my luck was this good with the lotto. ;)

sat in the box and answered some of the stupidest questions i've ever been asked. they kicked 5 of the original 7 picked. drew like 7-8 more and then told the final 7 when to show up.

the case is a domestic violence and from what i could gather from the lawyers questions he's going to try and use the "prescription drug" defense. as in prozac made me do it.


Title: Re: guess who's....
Post by: Aske on May 06, 2008, 09:30:10 AM
congrats, i guess
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: guess who's....
Post by: gleek on May 06, 2008, 09:32:03 AM
juror #1?  ;D

(http://movies.toptenreviews.com/actors/images/actors/a47.jpg)


Title: Re: guess who's....
Post by: stroh on May 06, 2008, 09:36:57 AM
You weren't wearing your Hang 'em High! tee-shirt?


Title: Re: guess who's....
Post by: birdymaker on May 06, 2008, 04:50:37 PM
You weren't wearing your Hang 'em High! tee-shirt?

no, but i was wearing jeans and a harley t-shirt which the judge advised me wouldn't be proper attire on trial day. [sm_dunno]  ;D


Title: Re: guess who's....
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 06:24:41 PM
(http://www.therealgalveston.com/Pics-Lone-Star-Biker-Rally/Lone-Star-Biker-Rally30.jpg)

I don't see anything wrong with your attire.


Title: Re: guess who's....
Post by: gleek on May 06, 2008, 07:05:28 PM
You weren't wearing your Hang 'em High! tee-shirt?

no, but i was wearing jeans and a harley t-shirt which the judge advised me wouldn't be proper attire on trial day. [sm_dunno]  ;D

You should show up to court dressed like this instead:

(http://www.drunkandretired.com/adams/images/adams2.jpg)


Title: Re: guess who's....
Post by: stegerman on May 07, 2008, 09:55:56 AM
(http://images.cafepress.com/product/171247481v6_240x240_Front.jpg)

[sm_disgust]