Title: Greetings Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 08:30:55 AM Hi. Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about? :)
Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Fuzzy on February 12, 2007, 08:37:33 AM Eat *feces*.
Die. Repeat. ;) Welcome. Enjoy the veal. And don't try to break-up the TFT/Stroh lovefest. One of them will show up on your doorstep in a diaper. Title: Re: Greetings Post by: spacey on February 12, 2007, 08:39:39 AM Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us!
Welcome and thanx a lot. Title: Re: Greetings Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 08:47:17 AM Eat *feces*. It would never occur to me to break up that or any of the other lovefests. ;)Die. Repeat. ;) Welcome. Enjoy the veal. And don't try to break-up the TFT/Stroh lovefest. One of them will show up on your doorstep in a diaper. Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Clive on February 12, 2007, 08:51:09 AM Hi. Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about? :) Golfhos ResourcesProfane tirades: spaceage Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo Digital pröñ: lennyquai Target for Short jokes: Uisce Beatha Escort services: fuzzmental, Teed, twoiron (depends whether you're more into man-hands, back hair, or near-total lack of personal hygiene, respectively) Escort services without suspicious crotch bulges: dyno Making-dead services: kosovogolfer Cryptic, unintelligible posts: stroh (you thought it was going to be Aske, didn't you?) Stupid laggy chat software: dystopia On-demand junk talk: TFT Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 12, 2007, 08:52:44 AM Hi. Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about? :) Golfhos ResourcesProfane tirades: spaceage Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo Digital pröñ: lennyquai Target for Short jokes: Uisce Beatha Escort services: fuzzmental, Teed, twoiron (depends whether you're more into man-hands, back hair, or near-total lack of personal hygiene, respectively) Escort services without suspicious crotch bulges: dyno Making-dead services: kosovogolfer Cryptic, unintelligible posts: stroh (you thought it was going to be Aske, didn't you?) Stupid laggy chat software: dystopia On-demand junk talk: TFT You forgot... Intercontinental Testicle Examinations: Clive Title: Re: Greetings Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 08:56:09 AM Quote Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo This brings doubts about the validity of all of them. I would have believed the rest. :) Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Clive on February 12, 2007, 09:02:04 AM Quote Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo This brings doubts about the validity of all of them. I would have believed the rest. :)Title: Re: Greetings Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 09:06:25 AM Quote This is a parallel universe. E-A-G-L-E! swears like a truckdriver; Salamander posts; people click on Aske's links; Dyno is congenial; TFT is smart; wishicouldhit embraces technology; stegerman bathes regularly; and Blader is a virgin. OMG. I didn't realize how far down the rabbit hole went. :o ;)Title: Re: Greetings Post by: dystopia on February 12, 2007, 10:20:16 AM lol at this thread.
Welcome, MidwayJ! [sm_beertoast] Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Jules on February 12, 2007, 12:14:27 PM Welcome MidwayJ!!!!
You too, will be totally amazed with my new technologocial powers!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: Greetings Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 12:32:50 PM Thanks for all the welcomes. I'm surprised there's no Persimmon . . . wait . . . never mind. :)
Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Clive on February 12, 2007, 12:41:30 PM Thanks for all the welcomes. I'm surprised there's no Persimmon . . . wait . . . never mind. :) Relieved would be more like it. :-XTitle: Re: Greetings Post by: stegerman on February 12, 2007, 12:56:08 PM Welcome and remember, 'bathes' and 'regularly' are very subjective terms.
Title: Re: Greetings Post by: twoiron on February 12, 2007, 02:02:37 PM Hi. Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about? :) Golfhos ResourcesEscort services: fuzzmental, Teed, twoiron (depends whether you're more into man-hands, back hair, or near-total lack of personal hygiene, respectively) Sir.... consider yourself smoted!!!! :o ;) Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Torpedo on February 12, 2007, 02:27:08 PM Welcome to Golfhos MidwayJ. 8)
Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Torpedo on February 12, 2007, 02:27:19 PM Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us! lol, so did I. :D Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Torpedo on February 12, 2007, 02:27:44 PM Hi. Where are the profanity filled tirades I heard about? :) Golfhos ResourcesRaunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo Smite. :P Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Zoot on February 12, 2007, 02:31:51 PM Ya,welcome jayhole ::)
Title: Re: Greetings Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 03:32:58 PM Ya,welcome jayhole ::) :) Don't know who you are yet. spuzz? ;D 360? Title: Re: Greetings Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 03:40:25 PM Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us! lol, so did I. :D Title: Re: Greetings Post by: birdymaker on February 12, 2007, 04:05:50 PM Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us! lol, so did I. :D you sure [sm_hide] Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Zoot on February 12, 2007, 04:21:36 PM Ya,welcome jayhole ::) :) Don't know who you are yet. spuzz? ;D 360? Title: Re: Greetings Post by: MidwayJ on February 12, 2007, 05:59:18 PM Holy *feces*, at first I thought Frankosport had joined us! lol, so did I. :D you sure [sm_hide] Why wouldn't I be? Title: Re: Greetings Post by: dyno on February 12, 2007, 09:58:01 PM Welcome JB :D
I'm congenial to a fault here. ;D Title: Re: Greetings Post by: Spanky on February 13, 2007, 03:03:42 AM Welcome Jay.
Title: Re: Greetings Post by: MidwayJ on February 13, 2007, 06:16:58 AM I'm congenial to a fault here. ;D Kevin Kline to William Hurt in The Big Chill: What's happened to you? ;) Title: Re: Greetings Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 13, 2007, 05:17:50 PM Quote Raunchy jokes: E-A-G-L-E! and Torpedo This brings doubts about the validity of all of them. I would have believed the rest. :)Clive!!!! You are in trouble for that! ;) :D Midway, just ignore him. He's a complete jokester here. What he should have said is E-A-G-L-E! is free to eat mashed potatoes for a snack here. :D Title: Re: Greetings Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 13, 2007, 05:19:48 PM Welcome MidwayJ!!!! You too, will be totally amazed with my new technologocial powers!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D You're doing great, wish! :) Title: Re: Greetings Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 13, 2007, 05:25:49 PM Oh, yeah...
Welcome to golfhos, Midway!(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Minnesnowta_Girl/Smileys/Welcome.gif) Title: Re: Greetings Post by: dyno on February 13, 2007, 05:56:36 PM I'm congenial to a fault here. ;D Kevin Kline to William Hurt in The Big Chill: What's happened to you? ;) The FGI closet was too stifling. Title: Re: Greetings Post by: MidwayJ on February 13, 2007, 06:00:02 PM Oh, yeah... Welcome to golfhos, Midway!(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/Minnesnowta_Girl/Smileys/Welcome.gif) Thank you, E-A-G-L-E. It looks like Clive just runs amok here. But it's OK. :) |