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Title: Caption Contest Post by: Clive on December 28, 2006, 08:16:11 AM Take the content warning tag seriously. Not pröñ, but very NSFW.
Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: Aske on December 28, 2006, 08:23:26 AM Redneck dendrophiles rejoiced as BillyJoJimBob made the ultimate fetish toy. Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: JDerion on December 28, 2006, 09:40:00 AM Considered to be the latest in terrorist missile technology as well as a direct threat to the First Family, the "Bush Seeker" missile system was recently uncovered by this member of the Alabama National Guard.
Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: Teed on December 28, 2006, 10:01:14 AM Jessica Simpson...where?
Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: tdcoly on December 28, 2006, 10:25:32 AM If your erection last more than four hours.........
Ted Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: Eagleone on December 28, 2006, 10:38:54 AM Rodney discovered proof that Bigfoot exist when he entered the forest during the mating season....
Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: TFT on December 28, 2006, 10:48:41 AM Ornithologists rejoiced when increased sightings of Picoides pubescens (Downy Woodpecker) were reported after much hard manual chopper work improved the habitat.
Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: spacey on December 28, 2006, 10:50:47 AM Since I can't actually view the picture here at work (imageshack is blocked by our firewall) I'm wondering if the actual image is anywhere near as strange as the one I'm creating in my head from the captions so far.
Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: Eagleone on December 28, 2006, 10:52:33 AM Since I can't actually view the picture here at work (imageshack is blocked by our firewall) I'm wondering if the actual image is anywhere near as strange as the one I'm creating in my head from the captions so far. No doubt stimulating your cerebral cortex.....Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: Aske on December 28, 2006, 10:57:18 AM Since I can't actually view the picture here at work (imageshack is blocked by our firewall) I'm wondering if the actual image is anywhere near as strange as the one I'm creating in my head from the captions so far. No doubt stimulating your cerebral cortex.....and hopefully nothing else ;D Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: stroh on December 28, 2006, 10:59:30 AM This may help.
So, your out in the woods, I dunno, camping, hunting, whatever. If you grab the chainsaw, and fell like gettin' all Da Vinci, is that the first thing that comes to mind? Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: Eagleone on December 28, 2006, 11:00:37 AM This may help. or think of Woody Woodpecker! ;DSo, your out in the woods, I dunno, camping, hunting, whatever. If you grab the chainsaw, and fell like gettin' all Da Vinci, is that the first thing that comes to mind? Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: stroh on December 28, 2006, 11:19:10 AM I mean, unless there's female lumberjack, **** addicts out there, what dude,............
Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: TFT on December 28, 2006, 11:21:28 AM or think of Woody Woodpecker! ;D Hehe, he was my influence for my caption, first thing I thought of when I saw it. Not that I did 'saw' it, or chop it or touch it in any way. Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: TFT on December 28, 2006, 11:25:12 AM Uhoh, my wife happened to spot the pic, her caption is....
After many years of dropping subtle hints around the trailer Martha was finally rewarded when Jim Bob Bubba III finally got her the perfect Christmas gift. Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: stroh on December 28, 2006, 11:27:30 AM She didn't say "Wii!!!"?
;D Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: TFT on December 28, 2006, 11:34:59 AM She didn't say "Wii!!!"? ;D Not even Nii! (http://pac.mercyhurst.edu/media/events/69.jpg) (http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/13_headk.jpg) http://www.knightswhosayni.org/nisound.wav Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: Jules on December 28, 2006, 01:27:36 PM It looks like a poster from a gay man's bedroom wall!!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: spacey on December 28, 2006, 01:29:01 PM It looks like a poster from a gay man's bedroom wall!!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] Hey, the question wasn't "where did Persimmon get this picture?" Stay on topic please. Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: 911white1 on December 28, 2006, 02:39:52 PM It looks like a poster from a gay man's bedroom wall!!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] Hey, the question wasn't "where did Persimmon get this picture?" Stay on topic please. That is Persimmon. I remember him saying he was tired of the litigation business and was taking chainsaw wood carving classes at Apollo College. Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: stroh on December 28, 2006, 03:42:11 PM Hey, Persimmon. Is it true you can catch the gay? I just looked at that picture quickly, and now, I don't know.........I think we need new napkin rings.
I'm just asking you cause, well, you know. Title: Re: Caption Contest Post by: Clive on December 28, 2006, 03:45:03 PM Just make sure the napkin rings "fit", if you know what I'm saying. And for the love of all that is holy, no sharp edges!
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