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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: twoiron on June 11, 2007, 07:14:23 PM



Title: Wow.... I think...
Post by: twoiron on June 11, 2007, 07:14:23 PM
Two Israelis were walking along the street when one demanded a pet squirrel from the other. The second man refused to surrender his pet.

Later he received a call - hand over your squirrel or your house will be burnt down. Fearing arson, the man agreed to hand over his squirrel.

The two met and fought and the second man fled. Later his motorcycle was torched.


Title: Re: Wow.... I think...
Post by: TFT on June 11, 2007, 08:18:59 PM
Squirrels are dangerous.


Title: Re: Wow.... I think...
Post by: Torpedo on June 11, 2007, 08:23:34 PM
Okay ...


Title: Re: Wow.... I think...
Post by: stroh on June 12, 2007, 05:18:54 AM
The joke would be better if one of the Israelis was a blond woman, and the other one a lawyer.


Title: Re: Wow.... I think...
Post by: MP on June 12, 2007, 05:17:57 PM
i don't get it


Title: Re: Wow.... I think...
Post by: twoiron on June 12, 2007, 05:30:39 PM
Not actually a joke... ;) but a news snippet from Israel....

I'm wondering how the squirrels got there in the first place...


Title: Re: Wow.... I think...
Post by: stegerman on June 12, 2007, 06:09:57 PM
It's a euphemism joke. I get it.


i think.


Title: Re: Wow.... I think...
Post by: twoiron on June 12, 2007, 06:57:17 PM
It's a euphemism joke. I get it.


i think.

... handing over the squirrel.... ;)