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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: spacey on June 28, 2008, 05:57:38 PM



Title: Damn my work schedule
Post by: spacey on June 28, 2008, 05:57:38 PM
We have a friend who is close friends with a Davis County Sheriff deputy and apparently she's looking for volunteers to participate in one of those get-really-drunk-and-see-how-it-affects-your-driving demonstrations. I was all in until I checked my calendar and I have a meeting that day I can't miss. How often do you get the opportunity to get liquored up in the middle of a weekday courtesy of the cops, drive drunk, and then get a free ride home in a squad car, without a criminal record to show for it?

I was excited just for the sheer "what will the crazy old lady across the street think?" factor. Seriously bummed.


Title: Re: Damn my work schedule
Post by: Uisce Beatha on June 28, 2008, 06:01:20 PM
Imagine how they feel?  You were the only candidate south of Clearfield.


Title: Re: Damn my work schedule
Post by: stroh on June 28, 2008, 06:07:27 PM
Bummer.  That would have been seriously kick ass fun.


Title: Re: Damn my work schedule
Post by: Aske on June 28, 2008, 08:15:29 PM
i'd break that budget.  24oz of 12/12 rum and coke downed since 8pm not even a buzz.


Title: Re: Damn my work schedule
Post by: Walfredo on June 29, 2008, 06:34:16 AM
That would be awesome.  I'd volunteer to smoke a hooter in front of them after getting hammered.  For science you know. 


Title: Re: Damn my work schedule
Post by: twoiron on June 29, 2008, 02:05:23 PM
i'd break that budget.  24oz of 12/12 rum and coke downed since 8pm not even a buzz.


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