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Title: A Theory On Extreme Leftist Clinton Conspiracy. Post by: stroh on February 06, 2007, 05:40:27 PM Call me Ishmael. Some years ago -- never mind how long precisely -- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off -- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
Thoughts? Title: Re: A Theory On Extreme Leftist Clinton Conspiracy. Post by: tdcoly on February 06, 2007, 05:57:47 PM Umm, maybe a little cold for watersports?
Title: Re: A Theory On Extreme Leftist Clinton Conspiracy. Post by: Blader on February 06, 2007, 06:05:41 PM I think you have the beginnings of a classic there....good luck with it!!
Title: Re: A Theory On Extreme Leftist Clinton Conspiracy. Post by: TFT on February 06, 2007, 06:32:04 PM Is it Boortz?
Title: Re: A Theory On Extreme Leftist Clinton Conspiracy. Post by: Fuzzy on February 06, 2007, 06:37:20 PM Title: Re: A Theory On Extreme Leftist Clinton Conspiracy. Post by: Seamus on February 06, 2007, 06:43:33 PM It should come as no surprise to anyone that I'm confused, I guess my thoughts would be that I wish now that I would have put the pipe down and paid more attention in school, I think this would have helped on several fronts regarding this post. As it is too late to go back in time and change things so that I might be able to converse in some rational manner on this subject I feel it is best to just now slink back into some hole I like to call blissfull ignorance and just smile and nod.
:) [sm_confused1] Title: Re: A Theory On Extreme Leftist Clinton Conspiracy. Post by: stroh on February 06, 2007, 07:15:51 PM ;D ;D
http://www.golfhos.com/topic-2053.html Title: Re: A Theory On Extreme Leftist Clinton Conspiracy. Post by: Jules on February 07, 2007, 02:47:34 AM OMG Stroh,!!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
I knew it!!!! :o :o For I am a daughter of a fisherman.!!!!!!(I know these things ;) ;) ;D) Is it that you cannot decide that you are "Jack Spratt" [sm_devil] a lovable, yet devilish pirate!!!!!!!! ;) Or Horatio Hornblower, a no hourable man, ever walked this earth!!!!!!! Stroh, I know you are one or the other, I just can't decide!!!!!!!!! ??? ??? ???. Title: Re: A Theory On Extreme Leftist Clinton Conspiracy. Post by: TFT on February 07, 2007, 06:53:16 AM Seaman Stains maybe.
Or Roger the cabin boy. Master Bates? Ohhh, I miss Captain Pugwash. ;) Title: Re: A Theory On Extreme Leftist Clinton Conspiracy. Post by: stroh on February 07, 2007, 07:00:56 AM OMG Stroh,!!!!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] I knew it!!!! :o :o For I am a daughter of a fisherman.!!!!!!(I know these things ;) ;) ;D) Is it that you cannot decide that you are "Jack Spratt" [sm_devil] a lovable, yet devilish pirate!!!!!!!! ;) Or Horatio Hornblower, a no hourable man, ever walked this earth!!!!!!! Stroh, I know you are one or the other, I just can't decide!!!!!!!!! ??? ??? ???. ;D Cap'n Jack, maybe. However, in stark contrast to anything you have read on this forum; I am no hornblower. |