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Title: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: dystopia on August 20, 2007, 05:05:35 PM PlayOnLyrics top 20 worst lyrics http://playonlyrics.com/playonlyrics_top_20_worst_lyrics Worst lyrics of all time revealed! http://www.nme.com/news/razorlight/28162 Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: stroh on August 20, 2007, 05:18:04 PM >:( :sad3:
[sm_chairshot] I was gonna quote you on not threadjacking. Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: dystopia on August 20, 2007, 05:26:34 PM >:( :sad3: [sm_chairshot] I was gonna quote you on not threadjacking. hehe, I'm one of the worst threadjackers here. I should have just threadjacked that other thread. I only feel bad when I TJ a thread I didn't create. Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: Art Vandelay on August 20, 2007, 05:31:17 PM How can this not make the list - ???
"lucky that my lips not only mumble, they spill kisses like a fountain, lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains," Of course, when you add in the visual to any Shakira song, what she's actually singing really doesn't matter a whit. :drool: Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: Seamus on August 20, 2007, 05:44:00 PM I think I heard Lennon in an interview once say "don't shoot heroin and write lyrics".
Here come old flat top He come groovin' up slowly He got jew jew eyeballs He want holy rollers He got hair down to his knees Got to be a joker He just do what he please He wear no shoeshine He got toe jam football He got monkey finger He shoot Coca Cola He say I know you, you know me One thing I can tell you is You got to be free He bag production He got walrus gumboot He got Ono sideboard He one spinal cracker He got feet down below his knees Hold you in his armchair You can feel his disease He roller coaster He got early warning He got muddy water He one Mojo filter He say one and one and one is three Got to be good looking 'cause he's so hard to see Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: Seamus on August 20, 2007, 05:47:12 PM Why is this so bad:
10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs' "Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses" It's still happening today. Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: dystopia on August 20, 2007, 05:51:15 PM Oh yeah, now I remember which song I heard recently that inspired this thread.
Hit me with those laser beams (http://www.typophile.com/files/200px-Frankie_says_relax_t-shirt.jpg) Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: spacey on August 20, 2007, 07:37:42 PM Why is this so bad: Biggest problem with that is rhyming masses with masses. Even though they're technically homonyms, it's still weak.10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs' "Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses" It's still happening today. BTW, not a single KISS song on either list? Paul Stanley wrote some of the worst lyrics in the history of R&R. Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 20, 2007, 07:44:12 PM Why is this so bad: 10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs' "Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses" It's still happening today. That's gotta be one of the all-time best lines in rock and roll history, yes? [sm_dontknow] Clearly, pop culture and I are on different pages these days. I think I'd better take up crocheting and hang out with E-A-G-L-E. :) Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: MFAWG on August 20, 2007, 07:54:00 PM How can this not make the list - ??? "lucky that my lips not only mumble, they spill kisses like a fountain, lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains," Of course, when you add in the visual to any Shakira song, what she's actually singing really doesn't matter a whit. :drool: This was actually SOLIDLY in the last top ten list of this nature I saw. Appears to have been pushed out by Avril Lavigne or perhaps The Hoff... Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: Aske on August 20, 2007, 08:07:32 PM surprised no axcx refs
Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: Seamus on August 20, 2007, 08:39:57 PM Why is this so bad: 10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs' "Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses" It's still happening today. That's gotta be one of the all-time best lines in rock and roll history, yes? [sm_dontknow] Would now be a good time to mention my War Pigs tattoo? Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: gleek on August 20, 2007, 10:03:05 PM Why is this so bad: Biggest problem with that is rhyming masses with masses. Even though they're technically homonyms, it's still weak.10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs' "Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses" It's still happening today. BTW, not a single KISS song on either list? Paul Stanley wrote some of the worst lyrics in the history of R&R. Best Kiss song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lcwROZBI9Q) evar! LOL Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: spacey on August 20, 2007, 10:05:15 PM Why is this so bad: Biggest problem with that is rhyming masses with masses. Even though they're technically homonyms, it's still weak.10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs' "Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses" It's still happening today. BTW, not a single KISS song on either list? Paul Stanley wrote some of the worst lyrics in the history of R&R. Best Kiss song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lcwROZBI9Q) evar! LOL Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: Seamus on August 20, 2007, 10:15:27 PM Why is this so bad: Biggest problem with that is rhyming masses with masses. Even though they're technically homonyms, it's still weak.10. Black Sabbath - 'War Pigs' "Generals gathered in their masses/Just like witches at black masses" It's still happening today. BTW, not a single KISS song on either list? Paul Stanley wrote some of the worst lyrics in the history of R&R. Best Kiss song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lcwROZBI9Q) evar! LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy175d5Q11A&mode=related&search= Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: MFAWG on August 20, 2007, 10:30:44 PM Kiss + No Makeup = Just Another 80's hairband.
It was ALL about the show. Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: Seamus on August 20, 2007, 10:35:29 PM Kiss + No Makeup = Just Another 80's hairband. [sm_devil]It was ALL about the show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb7rtmQWfPE Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: gleek on August 20, 2007, 10:47:34 PM OMG Ace is a horrible live singer. [sm_disgust]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsA3iEZiz6k Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: spacey on August 21, 2007, 08:15:11 AM OMG Ace is a horrible live singer. [sm_disgust] Shouldn't come as a surprise, he's a horrible studio singer too. Oh yeah, he's also probably drunk.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsA3iEZiz6k Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: spacey on August 21, 2007, 08:16:51 AM Kiss + No Makeup = Just Another 80's hairband. [sm_devil]It was ALL about the show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb7rtmQWfPE Title: Re: Worst Lyrics Evar! Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 21, 2007, 12:04:46 PM Spring was never waiting for us till
it ran one step ahead as we followed in the dance. Between the parted pages we were pressed, in love's hot, fevered iron like a striped pair of pants. Mac Arthur's Park is melting in the dark all the sweet green icing flowing down someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again Oh, nooo! I recall the yellow cotton dress foaming like a wave on the ground beneath your knees birds like tender babies in your hands and the old men playing Chinese checkers by the trees Mac Arthur Park's is melting in the dark all the sweet green icing flowing down someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again Oh, nooo! There'll be another song for me and I will sing it there'll be another dream for me someone will bring it I will drink the wine while it is warn and never let you catch me looking at the sun, oh yeah and after all the loves of my life after all loves in my life you'll be the one I will take my life into my hands and I will use it I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it I will have the things that I desire and my passion flow like rivers through the sky oh and after all the loves in my life after all the loves in my life you'll still be the one and I'll ask myself why. Mac Arthur's Park is melting in the dark all the sweet green icing flowing down someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again Oh, nooo! |