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Title: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: hobbit on October 25, 2007, 03:54:48 PM We're having a little chili cook-off at work tomorrow. I make a pretty good chili, so I'm getting it started tonight to finish off tomorrow. I usually add the sliced jalopenos at the end so they don't lose their flavor/heat - but when making this for the masses, I added them in just now to cook down a bit. I rinse my hands off, but my thoroughness comes into question momentarily.
Was getting ready to go out tonight - some friends are doing their acoustic gig at a local bar and I'm meeting some of the fellas there. Went to the restroom, came out to get dressed, was just putting on my shoes... and my d**k starts to burn [sm_shock]. The freaking jalopeno must have still been on my hands when I used the facilities, and now little ricky is having a tough go of it. I hope it stops soon, its darn uncomfortable [sm_redface] [sm_anon] Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: Spanky on October 25, 2007, 03:57:38 PM LOL, I've done that.
Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: Seamus on October 25, 2007, 04:05:57 PM Quote "When I used the facilities" Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays...Ok.[sm_jack] Quote and my d**k starts to burn [sm_laughatyou]Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: gleek on October 25, 2007, 04:13:32 PM You got some chili pepper on your chili pepper. LOL
Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: Teed on October 25, 2007, 05:57:29 PM blow on it.
Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: twoiron on October 25, 2007, 07:55:47 PM You know what they say.... anymore than two shakes is a wank! ;)
Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: Aske on October 25, 2007, 10:03:06 PM dip it in some milk
;D Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: hobbit on October 25, 2007, 10:22:05 PM Alright - you fuggers are no help at all! ;)
Just got home and the burning subsided after a half hour or so. We had a great time tonight regardless of my 'incident' - I swear, if we had a camera we would have had 60 minutes of prime programming from our comments and such tonight. My face hurts from laughing! (and not just at me, ya bastages). Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: Aske on October 25, 2007, 10:29:37 PM ps, i guess this is one time i'm actually glad to hear of someone wussing out their chili ;) with jalapenos instead of habaneros :o
Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: MP on October 26, 2007, 12:36:03 AM You know what they say.... anymore than two shakes is a wank! ;) dip it in some milk ;D LMAO!! Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: Jules on October 26, 2007, 01:11:08 AM Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: Blader on October 26, 2007, 09:13:00 AM Just imagine the reputation you'd have enjoyed had you got lucky that night.
"He's so HOT!! Seriously, it burned like hell." Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 26, 2007, 09:15:22 AM (http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050614/184015__pie_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: Seamus on October 26, 2007, 09:15:45 AM Just imagine the reputation you'd have enjoyed had you got lucky that night. I'm thinking burning like hell after **** might not be a good thing."He's so HOT!! Seriously, it burned like hell." Reminds me of a personal experience with me the missus and heating lotion. Another day. Title: Re: Embarassing Story #4657 Post by: Aske on October 26, 2007, 09:16:43 AM (http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050614/184015__pie_l.jpg) this scene soon available on hd-dvd. actually that might be a bad thing [sm_shock] |