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Title: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: Clive on February 26, 2008, 07:48:04 PM
I completely forgot that I'd rescheduled a lunch date with a partner from a firm in town.  He was just making a social call, which is legal code for "I want you to give us work that we can bill you large amounts for".  Two-way street, of course: "I want you to familiarize yourself with my intellect, credentials, achievements, and stunning personality in case you or a colleague happens to be hiring in the future."

Anyway, I suggest a decently nice restaurant up the highway.  We're seated, we're chatting along just fine, I glance over and see one of the VPs sitting at a table along the window.  Wow, I think in italics, funny that Mark would come here for lunch.  Then my eye roves his companions ... and I see it's a table of a dozen guys from work: CEO, COO, CFO, two VPs, handful of technical directors, 2-3 lower-ranking R&D folk.

They in turn see me.  And the guy in the suit that I came in with.


So now the gossip through work is that I was interviewing.  [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: spacey on February 26, 2008, 07:57:00 PM
You should take up smoking. Weird things happen on smoke breaks too.


Title: Re: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: birdymaker on February 26, 2008, 08:01:49 PM
you are so *fudge*ed.  :o


Title: Re: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: JDerion on February 26, 2008, 08:01:57 PM
I had lunch today too.


Title: Re: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: Aske on February 26, 2008, 08:06:51 PM
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: stroh on February 26, 2008, 08:15:08 PM
Act gay.





Title: Re: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: twoiron on February 26, 2008, 08:18:41 PM
You should take up smoking. Weird things happen on smoke breaks too.

It probably also depends what you're smoking too...


Title: Re: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: stroh on February 26, 2008, 08:41:16 PM
Damn!  And with Two Dennys', a Waffle House, and a Famous Amos in that town;  What are the odds?


Title: Re: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: Clive on February 26, 2008, 08:43:27 PM
I had lunch today too.
Yeah, but mine wasn't a fat *8==>*.


Title: Re: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: Fuzzy on February 27, 2008, 12:34:05 AM
I completely forgot that I'd rescheduled a lunch date with a partner from a firm in town.  He was just making a social call, which is legal code for "I want you to give us work that we can bill you large amounts for".  Two-way street, of course: "I want you to familiarize yourself with my intellect, credentials, achievements, and stunning personality in case you or a colleague happens to be hiring in the future."

Anyway, I suggest a decently nice restaurant up the highway.  We're seated, we're chatting along just fine, I glance over and see one of the VPs sitting at a table along the window.  Wow, I think in italics, funny that Mark would come here for lunch.  Then my eye roves his companions ... and I see it's a table of a dozen guys from work: CEO, COO, CFO, two VPs, handful of technical directors, 2-3 lower-ranking R&D folk.

They in turn see me.  And the guy in the suit that I came in with.


So now the gossip through work is that I was interviewing.  [sm_shock]

You should be fired immediately.  ;)


Title: Re: Weird Thing Happened At Lunch Today
Post by: birdymaker on February 27, 2008, 05:58:42 AM
I had lunch today too.
Yeah, but mine wasn't a fat *8==>*.

now everyone knows the guy has a tiny *8==>*.