GolfHos

I awoke at 5:00am this morning not to my alarm clock, but to the wonderful sound of my daughter "urping" in our bathroom.

I went into the office for a couple of hours but I'm now at home as my wife had two meetings today she could not miss.

As she left she told my that the last visit to the bathroom was 30 minutes ago.

I hope it's over.

Flu?  Heavy drinking?  Reading golfhos?


My day's pretty tame by comparison: up at 7, transfer the child seat from one car to the other, warm the cars and scrape their windows, sneak my wife's bicycle out after she left so I can get it tuned up for her.  The office is dead.

I'll let you know when I wake up. The dog* and the wife** joined forces last night to ensure I didn't get any sleep. My office is also dead.

*decided 3 a.m. at the foot of my bed was the time and place for a very intense session of personal grooming

**sneezed about 12 times through the course of the night and managed to roll over and do it in my face every time- she insists she doesn't remember

Sorry, fuzz.  Hope she gets better.  Nothing worse than seeing your little one ill.

My day today is ok.

Yesterday sucked.  I haven't been that irritated, well, actually downright angry in a while.

I was gonna start a thread, but I didn't wanna bring everybody else down.

Do it, so we can mock you.

Hmmm, I don't know.  I had a cupcake for breakfast this morning.

Great! :D

so far, so good.

Sorry to hear about the rough days, guys. :(  I hope things pick up.

Things are pretty calm for me.  I just got up not that long ago.  Made coffee, checked the server logs, and wrote some emails/PMs.   [sm_coffee]

Uh-oh, then going by the list you had posted your going to do something to me next. ;) :D

Not too bad. Came to work @ 7:00am.  Left to drop my Mom off @ airport.  Back at work reading up on RFID and how to implement for inventory control.

Pretty good. Yet another day off. Chores will include working out, folding laundry, and shopping for a newborn. I'll also catch up with a girlfriend for coffee. Everything should be done and good by 6:30 so that I can expect the medieval consort musicians to come over for rehearsal.

RFID =   [sm_thumbsdown] [sm_hide]

Pretty much over now....going to be interesting tomorrow morning driving in though.  Below freezing now and rain....

Are you and Dr. Aske expecting?

Inventory control is out of hand where I work.  No one knows where crap is and no one is accountable for anything lately.  Too much high $$$ crap not accounted for.

Awaiting details.... [sm_shock]

My day just started.  it's 12:03pm and I just woke up 6 minutes ago.  Got home around 2:30  last night from a local casino.  You know the details of what happened there.  Not TOO bummed about it, as I've managed to secure a New Years f*ck ....err i mean date.  She's probably going to call me in a little bit because she wants me to teach her how to play golf today.   :)

I caught that too ...

I know you're young, Torpedo, but you can't "catch" pregnancy.  Wait 'til health class, and your eyes will really be opened.

Easy everyone, I got the impression she was buying gifts for a newborn, not stocking up for a new arrival. It the latter were the case, I'm sure she and the good doctor would have come up with a much more obtuse method of making the announcement.

::) I meant I saw that she said ... oh never mind you know what I meant. :P :D

You're right.  It's a gift for one of Sal's friends.

Skip Costco.  The lines are long and the product is totally picked over.  All that's left is little lib babbies with congenital bad attitudes.

now I know where I came from
 8)

The defective returns bin?

 :fish:

Grumpy Old Smileys?

Someone hit you with a fish? [sm_shock] :D

Smackerel.



(Sorry, I've been reading Winnie the Pooh to my son lately.)

Look on the bright side, you didn't get hit with a fish. ;) :D

Well, it was fairly dull.

However, just got a call, my mates are going down the pub.

I will be joining them shortly.

Yay.

I'm back, and I shopped from Gap. Can't beat their sales. A little knit vest and a pair of socks for 9.99. Spiff. Pity that I had to calculate postage to the UK in my budget :(

I'm sorry.  You rip Walmart in your sig, yet you shop at The Gap?

 :o [sm_dontknow]

They have a cooler jingle.

Peace, love, The Gap?  [sm_disgust]

Well, when you sing like that!

Right I'm off to the pub.

Ignore me if I post later tonight/early morning.

Yeah, I know, no change....

It's called the "srtoh principle".

Because I can.