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Title: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: stroh on December 26, 2009, 04:01:24 PM
Your own *fudge*i'n way that is.   >:(

Started out bogey, bogey.  Fine.  Just getting settled in.  Ran off a string of pars and then threw in 3 birdies.

All good right?  Aw *fudge* no.  Quad on 8, and then a quad on 18.  WTF?  The harder I "tried" the worse it got.

I'm junk.


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: dystopia on December 26, 2009, 11:14:50 PM
You might be the only person here still playing. (due to weather or other circumstances)


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: birdymaker on December 27, 2009, 09:05:41 AM
And yet he has the balls to whine about it.  ;D


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: twoiron on December 31, 2009, 05:03:09 PM
You might be the only person here still playing. (due to weather or other circumstances)

I'm tipping Jules is still playing ;)


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: dystopia on December 31, 2009, 07:51:28 PM
You might be the only person here still playing. (due to weather or other circumstances)

I'm tipping Jules is still playing ;)

 [sm_oops] forgot about you guys.


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: stroh on January 01, 2010, 10:17:02 AM
Someone translate Califonese for me.

Scanned this guy the other day, said he played that day and tweaked his back.  I said how'd you shoot?

He said "Shot a hundred and twenty five bucks."  Apparently he was playing a team match.

So did he mean to say he "Shot a buck twenty five"?  Or he played so *feces*ty that the round that probably cost $125.00 US was not well spent? Possibly with a combination of losing a Nassau.


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: dystopia on January 01, 2010, 01:54:27 PM
Someone translate Califonese for me.

Scanned this guy the other day, said he played that day and tweaked his back.  I said how'd you shoot?

He said "Shot a hundred and twenty five bucks."  Apparently he was playing a team match.

So did he mean to say he "Shot a buck twenty five"?  Or he played so *feces*ty that the round that probably cost $125.00 US was not well spent? Possibly with a combination of losing a Nassau.

Maybe he was hunting? [sm_dontknow]


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: stroh on February 01, 2010, 08:04:10 PM
Same *feces* different day.  Different course.

1st hole:  Rip this beautiful drive straight up the gut.  Buck 18 in, easy pin, easy wedge.  I hit it straight in the forehead, 30 yards off the back.  Up and up and up and in.  Double.  *fudge*in' dumbass.

2nd hole.  Par 3 Buck o' 65.  Smooth 7, yanked left.  15 yard pitch I catch too clean, greenside bunker.  Out, 2 putts.  Double.  *fudge*!

So it's gonna be this kind of day.

Oh no, then I go on this string of 7 holes of brilliantly boring fairway, green 2 putt par golf.  I start thinking 'All right.  Now we're getting somewhere'  Hell no.  Wheels come off.

Sing with me:

Bogey bogey double.  Bogey bogey double.  Can't keep it on the course oh.  I'm a worthless *fudge* yeah.  Where's that *fudge*in' cart girl?

To be honest after about 13 I kind of lost interest and was deep into the beer.

Next time.


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: birdymaker on February 01, 2010, 08:08:28 PM
 :crying:


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: stroh on February 01, 2010, 08:11:00 PM
:crying:

LOL 

A river for me or because you have too much snow on the ground?


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: birdymaker on February 01, 2010, 08:35:25 PM
:crying:

LOL 

A river for me or because you have too much snow on the ground?

Actually we have almost no snow at all. cold on the other hand we have plenty of.  [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 02, 2010, 10:11:13 AM
Someone translate Califonese for me.

Scanned this guy the other day, said he played that day and tweaked his back.  I said how'd you shoot?

He said "Shot a hundred and twenty five bucks."  Apparently he was playing a team match.

So did he mean to say he "Shot a buck twenty five"?  Or he played so **** that the round that probably cost $125.00 US was not well spent? Possibly with a combination of losing a Nassau.

Maybe he was hunting? [sm_dontknow]

Well, if he was hunting, that still raises two questions.  Did he shoot 125 bucks or did he shoot a buck that scored 125? ;)


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on February 02, 2010, 10:12:47 AM
:crying:

LOL 

A river for me or because you have too much snow on the ground?

It's actually been raining here....  (snowing today and yesterday, however.)


Title: Re: stroh, please get out of the way. Oh, that would be:
Post by: Spartan on February 02, 2010, 10:41:09 AM
You might be the only person here still playing. (due to weather or other circumstances)

I played Sunday.  40* and sunny.