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Title: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: twoiron on January 03, 2008, 03:24:52 PM Many Italians are more interested in **** at lunchtime than food, according to a survey by the psychology magazine Riza Psicosomatia. The lunch break accounts for one in three acts of adultery, a poll of 1000 Italians aged 20-60, has found. The rest went out for a pizza or a salad.
Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: birdymaker on January 03, 2008, 03:31:35 PM pizza :sad3:
Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: stroh on January 03, 2008, 03:52:09 PM Anything in the study about a cheeseburger and buying new shoes?
Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: Clive on January 03, 2008, 06:03:51 PM Chicken sandwich and baked potato(e). I didn't have relations with either.
Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: Spanky on January 03, 2008, 06:19:25 PM Taco Bell with my wife. I did look down her shirt.
Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: Fuzzy on January 03, 2008, 06:25:03 PM Egg salad sandwich, chicken noodle soup and applesauce.
At my desk so it would've been disruptive to the office to add **** into the mix. Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: stroh on January 03, 2008, 06:54:20 PM Taco Bell with my wife. I did look down her shirt. [sm_thumbsup] Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: spacey on January 03, 2008, 07:11:38 PM Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no.
Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: twoiron on January 03, 2008, 07:18:40 PM Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no. I hope that's not an alternate spelling of Pee Wee cos they raises a whole other lot of questions... Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: stroh on January 03, 2008, 07:19:23 PM Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no. Prude. Pee Wee? WTF? Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: twoiron on January 03, 2008, 07:25:36 PM Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no. Prude. Pee Wee? WTF? ... as in Herman Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: PaunchyBald on January 03, 2008, 08:21:53 PM Chicken sandwich and baked potato(e). I didn't have relations with either. So says you! Witnesses would say otherwise. Although your witness protection programme will once again protect you! Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: Clive on January 03, 2008, 08:36:48 PM Alright, I'll admit it:
The baked potato? First, I gently slid off its foil clothes. Then I put some butter on it and slowly worked it in. Then I brought my lips close. It was so hot. I had to have it, right then and there. I didn't care who saw us. I sporked that baked potato. Then I turned it around and sporked it again. And I enjoyed it. Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: stroh on January 03, 2008, 08:39:10 PM I was actually less offended by this post than your previous lunch date with a co-worker and the weinermoblie. With pictures.
Go figure. Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: PaunchyBald on January 03, 2008, 08:39:58 PM Alright, I'll admit it: The baked potato? First, I gently slid off its foil clothes. Then I put some butter on it and slowly worked it in. Then I brought my lips close. It was so hot. I had to have it, right then and there. I didn't care who saw us. I sporked that baked potato. Then I turned it around and sporked it again. And I enjoyed it. Oh.....dammit.....you're so descriptive........ excuse me while I enjoy myself........ Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: lennyquai on January 04, 2008, 12:44:53 AM Many Italians are more interested in **** at lunchtime than food, according to a survey by the psychology magazine Riza Psicosomatia. The lunch break accounts for one in three acts of adultery, a poll of 1000 Italians aged 20-60, has found. The rest went out for a pizza or a salad. I guess this explains their 4 hour lunches. --Transport time to a rented room --Foreplay --[sm_devil] [sm_devil] --a brief afterglow --a long nap --Transport time back to work As for me, I work at home most days so can still get by with a generous 10-minute lunch, 15 if I'm feeling generous. Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: Blader on January 04, 2008, 06:12:13 AM An hourly rate at the Ritz with a new hire in the secretarial pool!!!!
What do I win??????????????????????????????? Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: stroh on January 04, 2008, 06:16:15 AM An hourly rate at the Ritz with a new hire in the secretarial pool!!!! What do I win??????????????????????????????? I figured the executive suites at One Blader Plaza would all have adjoining copulatory rooms. Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: Walfredo on January 04, 2008, 07:24:11 AM I get to go home for lunch since I live so close to work. So I have a turkey sandwhich prior to playing with myself over some pron. Does that count?
Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: stroh on January 04, 2008, 07:50:55 AM Clive: Do you know the difference between a blow job, and a ham sandwich?
Uisce: No. Clive: What are you doin' for lunch? Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: Spanky on January 04, 2008, 08:07:54 AM Clive: Do you know the difference between a blow job, and a ham sandwich? LMAO +1Uisce: No. Clive: What are you doin' for lunch? Title: Re: So what did you do for lunch?? Post by: Clive on January 04, 2008, 10:04:50 AM I figured the executive suites at One Blader Plaza would all have adjoining copulatory rooms. You should see the cafeteria. Talk about "have it your way" ... |