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Title: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 07, 2008, 08:55:03 PM
(http://harobikes.com/mtb/images/bikes/large/flightline_comp.jpg)

Starting with 2.5 miles each way train station to work.  Some nightly road work and some fire road working up to single track on the weekends.  Goal is to get to the point where I'm also riding 6-7 to and fro train station on this end.  It's all uphill in the evening though.   :-\

I was devastatingly buff and handsome as a youth.  I'll be there again by Halloween bitches.  Book it.



Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: twoiron on July 07, 2008, 09:02:02 PM
Nice ride....

but I'd be willing to wager a noah, that it doesn't happen [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: stroh on July 07, 2008, 09:04:36 PM
Sweet!  Good for you. 


I'm kinda workin' on my own deal.

Hopefully we can all get there together.


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: twoiron on July 07, 2008, 09:21:43 PM
I'm trying to put on weight.

The uumlaut reckons I have a weight problem [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Aske on July 07, 2008, 09:25:31 PM
you'll still be short, too
 ;D


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: twoiron on July 07, 2008, 09:37:03 PM
you'll still be short, too
 ;D

This from an individual who has a cut down 6I and is effectively playing with kiddie clubs [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 08, 2008, 04:39:53 AM
Short people live longer and hugs are more fun.   [sm_naughty]

WTF is a noah?  This is a 'Merkin forum; get with the program 2i.


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Aske on July 08, 2008, 04:45:09 AM
you'll still be short, too
 ;D

This from an individual who has a cut down 6I and is effectively playing with kiddie clubs [sm_shock]

im still taller than UB.  8)


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 08, 2008, 05:00:48 AM
you'll still be short, too
 ;D

This from an individual who has a cut down 6I and is effectively playing with kiddie clubs [sm_shock]

im still taller than UB.  8)

But not when I'm angry.  The battle rage... you know.


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Fuzzy on July 08, 2008, 07:28:33 AM
 [sm_thumbsup2]

It was 18 months ago when I got serious about being just old and ugly. Started with cycling, then running. Fast forward to today and a Fuzzy who is 25 pounds lighter and in pretty damn good shape.

Ride on UB! Plus, the Tour de France is on every night for motivation. Just don't try to pull off the spandex at this stage.  :P


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Clive on July 08, 2008, 07:58:06 AM
I'm kinda workin' on my own deal.
Waxturbation doesn't count as "exercise", dude.

Quote
Hopefully we can all get there together.
And that's just sick.


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: hobbit on July 08, 2008, 08:27:28 AM
Well, I don't want to be known as the fat hobbit, so I'm going to get off my lazy azz and start my workout routine too.  We can compare six packs at Bandon.



Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: birdymaker on July 08, 2008, 08:29:44 AM
Well, I don't want to be known as the fat hobbit, so I'm going to get off my lazy azz and start my workout routine too.  We can compare six packs at Bandon.



(http://www.vouspensez.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/six_pack.jpg)


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Fuzzy on July 08, 2008, 08:30:25 AM
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/22572903.jpg)


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: spacey on July 08, 2008, 08:44:21 AM
I'm kinda workin' on my own deal.
Waxturbation doesn't count as "exercise", dude.

Shedding the pounds 5cc at a time.


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Aske on July 08, 2008, 10:08:24 AM
I'm kinda workin' on my own deal.
Waxturbation doesn't count as "exercise", dude.

Shedding the pounds 5cc at a time.

lightweight


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: dystopia on July 08, 2008, 01:44:12 PM
UB  :isaac:

So, for now, are you keeping the bike in a bike locker at the train station or do you bring it along on the train?


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: spacey on July 08, 2008, 01:54:29 PM
UB  :isaac:

So, for now, are you keeping the bike in a bike locker at the train station or do you bring it along on the train?

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_9699013?IADID=Search-www.sltrib.com-www.sltrib.com


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Jules on July 08, 2008, 02:18:04 PM
Come on boys, don't go getting all skinny and anorexic on me, just remember when you get older men look better with grey hair and a bit of weight on them. 8)



Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Fuzzy on July 08, 2008, 02:30:14 PM
Come on boys, don't go getting all skinny and anorexic on me, just remember when you get older men look better with grey hair and a bit of weight on them. 8)





Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: twoiron on July 08, 2008, 02:45:30 PM
Come on boys, don't go getting all skinny and anorexic on me, just remember when you get older men look better with grey hair and a bit of weight on them. 8)



Including the plums swinging by the knees??


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Darla on July 08, 2008, 02:51:51 PM
Come on boys, don't go getting all skinny and anorexic on me, just remember when you get older men look better with grey hair and a bit of weight on them. 8)




Fuzzy you have "weigh" too much time on your hands!  ;D


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: twoiron on July 08, 2008, 02:56:39 PM
Short people live longer and hugs are more fun.   [sm_naughty]

WTF is a noah?  This is a 'Merkin forum; get with the program 2i.

Allow me to elaborate:

A "Noah" is $100 bill.

When the $100 bill was first released it was white (see below image). People first referred to these as "Great White Sharks". Colloquially speaking using a rhyming slang, "Great White Sharks" becomes "Noahs Arks" which in turn is shortened to "Noah"

(http://www.theducks.org/notes/paper100.jpg)

Whilst the new $100 bill is green, they're still referred to as "Noahs".

(http://www.rba.gov.au/CurrencyNotes/NotesInCirculation/_Images/100_back.jpg)

Here endeth todays lesson.


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: spacey on July 08, 2008, 02:57:49 PM
Australia is *goshdarn* weird.


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 08, 2008, 04:47:28 PM
UB  :isaac:

So, for now, are you keeping the bike in a bike locker at the train station or do you bring it along on the train?

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_9699013?IADID=Search-www.sltrib.com-www.sltrib.com

Carrying it on my car to the train in the morning, taking the bike on the train and then riding to work.  Repeat in mirror on the way home.   ;D

The bikes on the train are indeed getting to be a problem.  Rumors are flying that they're taking some of the beater cars they bought from NJ and/or VA and turning them into bikes-only cars.  But I catch the 6:23 morning train and it's fairly empty when I get on.  After my stop and the next it is packed.  My bike's gonna be buried but since I get off at the last stop no worries.  I can easily beat the bus across town in SLC plus on the way home the useless things are always late.  It took me two hours from the moment I walked out the door until I walked in the door of the bike shop in my town.  Of that, roughly 45 minutes was spent waiting - 30 for TWO late buses and 15 because we missed a train by mere seconds (actually pressing the open door buttons right after they locked them and threw it into gear.)  The trains run like clockwork; I'll be saving a lot of time by riding in addition to getting the exercise.

Can't give you an actual report though.  I drove today.  Nine holes on the way in.   8)


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Spanky on July 08, 2008, 06:16:01 PM


Can't give you an actual report though.  I drove today.  Nine holes on the way in.   8)
Lazy halfling FTW


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 08, 2008, 06:32:43 PM


Can't give you an actual report though.  I drove today.  Nine holes on the way in.   8)
Lazy halfling FTW

It's complicated.


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Clive on July 08, 2008, 07:04:46 PM
Carrying it on my car to the train in the morning, taking the bike on the train and then riding to work....

Can't give you an actual report though.  I drove today.
Did you carry the bike on the car both ways?


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 08, 2008, 07:13:01 PM
Carrying it on my car to the train in the morning, taking the bike on the train and then riding to work....

Can't give you an actual report though.  I drove today.
Did you carry the bike on the car both ways?

I don't go both ways.


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Clive on July 08, 2008, 09:36:13 PM
I don't go both ways.
Well, I see things have changed since Bandon.


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Jules on July 09, 2008, 12:13:48 AM
Twoiron, I have never heard of a hundred dollar note being called a noah. ???

I think it must just be strange Victorian lingo. :P ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Kobesobe on July 09, 2008, 12:19:09 PM
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c189/FuzzyPhotos/22572903.jpg)

Sorry Fuzzy. I like your avatar better, but thats just me.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/Queen_Bicycle_Race1.png)


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Aske on July 09, 2008, 12:19:31 PM
 :o


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: twoiron on July 09, 2008, 07:28:12 PM
Twoiron, I have never heard of a hundred dollar note being called a noah. ???

I think it must just be strange Victorian lingo. :P ;D ;D ;D

lol... and you call yourself an aussie.... 8)


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Aske on July 09, 2008, 07:34:04 PM
an assie that can't drive


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Jules on July 10, 2008, 12:01:30 AM
an assie that can't drive


Ah but I live in a beautiful part of the world with hardly any traffic and pollution with really nice shop assistants and Corporate Amercia loves us. :P ;D ;D

Did I mention that Tom and Katie have been in town, and nobody cares. ;D


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: birdymaker on July 10, 2008, 04:05:36 AM

Did I mention that Tom and Katie have been in town, and nobody cares. ;D
that's ok. no one cares here either. :D


Title: Re: Old, fat and ugly Uisce soon to be just old and ugly
Post by: Aske on July 10, 2008, 04:07:55 AM
Xenu cares.