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Title: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 08, 2010, 11:09:02 AM
Watson  :o



Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Salamander on April 08, 2010, 01:46:32 PM
Rain and Tiger lip service. No game delay yet though. The mix channel on Directv is also pretty cool.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Salamander on April 08, 2010, 03:16:56 PM
Nice Easter pants on Poulter too


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 08, 2010, 03:59:24 PM
(http://images.thegolfchannel.com/images/eventphoto/a-e/374236.jpg)


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 08, 2010, 04:25:56 PM
Boom Boom!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 08, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
First time Tiger's ever broken 70 in the first round at Augusta? [sm_shock]


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Seamus on April 08, 2010, 05:15:18 PM
The mix channel on Directv is also pretty cool.
Ditto. It's one of the things I love about DirecTv. The things I hate could rant on for awhile.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Seamus on April 08, 2010, 05:48:23 PM
Boom Boom!
And with slippers and no socks!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: MFAWG on April 08, 2010, 09:25:13 PM
Boom Boom!
And with slippers and no socks!

That's it:

We're going to Jefferson! I'm payin', and I'll buy ya' a beer at the shack between 9 and 10 that looks just like the one in Caddyshack.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 09, 2010, 02:57:00 PM
Westwood looking good
 :o


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 09, 2010, 03:14:36 PM
GODDAMIT NANTZ IS CLUELESS !

die *bunghole*!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 09, 2010, 03:58:40 PM
maybe a mickboobs+woods  2nd to last group on Saturday  to go with Poulter+Westwood ?
 [sm_happy1]


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 09, 2010, 04:32:28 PM
GODDAMIT NANTZ IS CLUELESS !

die *bunghole*!


LMAO.

Ah.  April in Augusta.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: MFAWG on April 09, 2010, 05:48:41 PM
Some tough luck for (always seemed to be) a pretty nice guy:

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Augusta-National-teaches-the-word-humbling-to-Sa?urn=golf,233247

Quote
The 1988 Masters champion started his Friday double bogey - bogey - double bogey - bogey - double bogey, and didn't look back. After making the turn at 10-over 46, Lyle found himself on the par-3 12th, always a tough hole even when you're playing well. Lyle wasn't, and it took him six shots to get out of there. The only saving grace to his round was a birdie on the par-5 15th, pretty impressive considering the guy has thrown himself out of the weekend with his early play.

Natural Golfer, IIRC?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 09, 2010, 05:52:18 PM
Some tough luck for (always seemed to be) a pretty nice guy:

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Augusta-National-teaches-the-word-humbling-to-Sa?urn=golf,233247

Quote
The 1988 Masters champion started his Friday double bogey - bogey - double bogey - bogey - double bogey, and didn't look back. After making the turn at 10-over 46, Lyle found himself on the par-3 12th, always a tough hole even when you're playing well. Lyle wasn't, and it took him six shots to get out of there. The only saving grace to his round was a birdie on the par-5 15th, pretty impressive considering the guy has thrown himself out of the weekend with his early play.

Natural Golfer, IIRC?

Bummer.

Was he?  I know that one Golf Channel dude was.  How's that workin' for him?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 10, 2010, 12:07:45 PM
mickboobs and couples starting off hot
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 10, 2010, 12:49:24 PM
LMAO, TW terrible tee shot on 6

"TIGER WOODS YOU SUCK GODDAMMIT"


so much for that new and improved on-course behavior he promised.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: tdcoly on April 10, 2010, 12:50:08 PM
LMAO, TW terrible tee shot on 6

"TIGER WOODS YOU SUCK GODDAMMIT"


so much for that new and improved on-course behavior he promised.

Beat me to it. [sm_shock]


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 10, 2010, 01:46:54 PM
greens starting to really speed up.  some good shots are getting punishes, some bad shots are just humiliated.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 10, 2010, 02:35:03 PM
boom boom !


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 10, 2010, 03:26:52 PM
Boob Boob!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 10, 2010, 03:43:07 PM
Is KJ getting sick of playing with Tiger?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 11:27:27 AM
anthony kim great 3rd into 2.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 11:28:16 AM
couples playing from the wrong FW on #1
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 11:31:17 AM
couples playing from the wrong FW on #1
 [sm_shock]
So is Tiger


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 11:32:14 AM
couples playing from the wrong FW on #1
 [sm_shock]
So is Tiger


BAHAHAHAHHA


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 11:36:11 AM
He looks like a douche with those sunglasses on.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 11:37:01 AM
He looks like a douche with those sunglasses on.


I said practically the same thing to Sal as you posted that.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 11:40:59 AM
He looks like a douche with those sunglasses on.


I said practically the same thing to Sal as you posted that.
;D


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 11:41:41 AM
If that was Tiger, they would have jumped in front and thrown it back into the fairway.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 11:42:10 AM
phil needs a bro/girdle

and a haircut




"You're an animal"
lmao


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 11:43:36 AM
That was a *feces*ty pitch.  LOL


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 11:44:08 AM
First hole bogey for Tiger?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 11:44:45 AM
Holy *feces* at Freddy!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 11:45:00 AM
Holy *fudge*!  Freddy!
 [sm_thumbsup2]


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 11:45:51 AM
some good use of the contours by the vets out there


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 11:46:25 AM
Sarazen still holds the only double eagle in Masters history?  Hard to believe.

No wonder they named a bridge after him.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 11:48:59 AM
I can hit that shot. Including hitting the tree. Do it at least twice a round.  [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 11:51:05 AM
Not sure I want to wear pink after seeing that


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 11:51:25 AM
that little douche john cena kid made couples miss that eagle.

someone kill him.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: MFAWG on April 11, 2010, 11:51:58 AM
Hey, Freddy's going with the skater shoe/ankle socks look!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 11:55:47 AM
Hey, Freddy's going with the skater shoe/ankle socks look!

I haven't seen it close enough today but I believe popular opinion actually has him sans socks.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 11:56:34 AM
Nice wedge Choi.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: MFAWG on April 11, 2010, 11:59:15 AM
Hey, Freddy's going with the skater shoe/ankle socks look!

I haven't seen it close enough today but I believe popular opinion actually has him sans socks.

The webbed feet on the Seattle native make that HIGHLY unlikely... ;D


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 12:10:19 PM
 [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]

Why does God hate McPhilson?

Did you see that *feces*?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: MFAWG on April 11, 2010, 12:10:30 PM
Holy *feces*! EVEN THE SQUIRRELS AND/OR BIRDS are pulling for el Tigre!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 12:11:32 PM
pwn3d by debris!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 12:12:00 PM
Unbelievable par save by KJ!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 12:13:04 PM
Both those chips sucked


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 12:13:41 PM
pwn3d by debris!

But the timing of it to fall from the sky right in his line!

uberfookinbleebubble!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 12:16:14 PM
[sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]

Why does God hate McPhilson?

Did you see that *feces*?

LMAO, was it a leaf or a bird turd?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 12:18:21 PM
[sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]

Why does God hate McPhilson?

Did you see that *feces*?

LMAO, was it a leaf or a bird turd?


anyways, he got it back by not rolling back off the green on 3.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 12:26:29 PM
Feherty on Tiger's disposition:

"No sign yet of The Volcano."

LOL


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 12:32:58 PM
WTF is that caterpillar-looking thingy that keeps floating in the air next to the green on 4?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 12:35:02 PM
WTF is that caterpillar-looking thingy that keeps floating in the air next to the green on 4?

It's Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 12:35:54 PM
WTF is that caterpillar-looking thingy that keeps floating in the air next to the green on 4?

LOL  I saw that too.  Wasn't sure if it was on tv, or on the tv.   ;D


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 12:39:00 PM
that putt missed by a foot almost
 :o


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 12:39:27 PM
Wow Darth Woody 3 over through 5.

A.  *fudge* I can do that.

B.  Shades of round one '97?  40, 30?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 12:41:27 PM
Wow Darth Woody 3 over through 5.

A.  *fudge* I can do that.

B.  Shades of round one '97?  40, 30?

shades of

"TIGER WOODS YOU MOTHER*fudge*ER TIME TO WITHDRAW AND GO BANG A SKANKY WAITRESS"


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 12:47:53 PM
Is Choi sponsored by South Korea, or is it just Country pride?

I thought he always wore a Nike hat.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 12:51:58 PM
2 aces in the same round ?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: MFAWG on April 11, 2010, 12:56:53 PM
WTF is up with the green tie?

He looked as surprised as anybody, LOL...


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 12:58:07 PM
How ya like me now?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 01:10:28 PM
who hasn't eagled the 15th today?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 01:15:13 PM
did couples caddie give him that read on the putt?

wtf was that ?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 01:16:03 PM
did couples caddie give him that read on the putt?

wtf was that ?


No *feces*.  I thought the same thing.

[facepalm]  Freddy, WTF was that?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 01:17:55 PM
K.J. can play him some wedges.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 01:31:03 PM
Love that farmer's tan on Phil


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 01:33:45 PM
What will Phil do next?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 01:36:33 PM
Lol. $20 says the Spalding kid picks his nose!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 01:38:12 PM
Did Phil just fart?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: dystopia on April 11, 2010, 01:41:11 PM
Did Phil just fart?

Lol.  I've got the tv on mute.(toddler trying to nap). I'm imagining Phil farting then giving the sheepish, aw shucks grin.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 01:46:12 PM
Did Phil just fart?

no, it was just some air escaping the pocket under his moobs when they jiggled.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 01:55:38 PM
Nasty shot for Phil but not a bad recovery


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 01:56:45 PM
Pollen? BS it's so no one see him checking out the babes


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 01:58:45 PM
Boobs with the clutch chip to retain a share.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 01:59:49 PM
Jeesh Tiger looks like he could have used another month to get back into shape


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 02:02:52 PM
couples = done.
 :sad3:


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 02:05:35 PM
Tigger hit the tree!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 02:10:30 PM
clusterf00k central.

anthony kim to sneak out the win ?
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 02:21:16 PM
Tiger's game = Texas Stadium


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 02:22:41 PM
Kim is on fire


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 02:28:11 PM
Kim is on fire

1/2 club short on 16.

Still a good shot.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:33:13 PM
Kim is on fire

ditto


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: dystopia on April 11, 2010, 02:33:27 PM
Wow everyone kicking it up a notch.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:33:55 PM
AK -5 in 4 holes.  :o


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: dystopia on April 11, 2010, 02:34:34 PM
Doh kj *fudge*up


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:36:01 PM
AK with a PBFU.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:40:53 PM
Did Mickelson and Westwood remember to drop bread crumbs?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: dystopia on April 11, 2010, 02:41:42 PM
Go for it Phil!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:42:23 PM
Mickelson with a horseshoe up his ass!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: dystopia on April 11, 2010, 02:42:32 PM
Wow clutch!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 02:42:32 PM
Go for it Phil!

There's the tournament right there.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Spanky on April 11, 2010, 02:42:51 PM
Go for it Phil!
And he did!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:43:46 PM
Go for it Phil!

There's the tournament right there.

You don't remember Wingedfoot 2006, do you?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 02:45:02 PM
how will mcboobs manage to choke it away now after pulling that out of his arse?


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: MFAWG on April 11, 2010, 02:46:30 PM
Has to be one of the great shots in Masters history.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:48:49 PM
how will mcboobs manage to choke it away now after pulling that out of his arse?


That's one way. LMAO!!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 02:49:01 PM
lmao
 :sad3:


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:49:12 PM
Has to be one of the great shots in Masters history.

All for naught!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: MFAWG on April 11, 2010, 02:49:22 PM
GAAAAAAGGGGGG!!!!!!!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:50:20 PM
KJ leaking oil now.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 02:50:33 PM
Go for it Phil!

There's the tournament right there.

You don't remember Wingedfoot 2006, do you?


LMAO!  Good point.

He's an idiot.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 02:50:41 PM
that putt was the golf equivalent of "derp"


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: dystopia on April 11, 2010, 02:51:39 PM
 [sm_shock] tiger doing a dystopia impression


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 02:51:49 PM
Go for it Phil!

There's the tournament right there.

You don't remember Wingedfoot 2006, do you?


LMAO!  Good point.

He's an idiot.


there's no 6" rough here though

that would be cool though, one year with US Open at Augusta with massive rough and even faster greens.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 02:51:59 PM
WTF Was That???!!!!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:52:05 PM
TW with a 3-putt bogey. Dump that Cameron! LOL


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 02:53:09 PM
"SHAKE AND BAKE PHIL"

lmao


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 02:56:36 PM
That cameraman is on drugs.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 03:00:13 PM
That cameraman is on drugs.

Indeed.  Hasn't been able to track the ball all day.



LMAO Feherty with his best EA Sports TW quote of the day:

".....and Tiger....well, he just needs to hole this."

LOL


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 03:05:16 PM
great round by AK

is he still going to end the season for surgery after this week?
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 03:06:06 PM
AK leader in the clubhouse.

Just waiting on the Mickelson timebomb.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 03:10:04 PM
TW tee shot on 16:

Bu bu bu but what about your chip in there?  You can do it!

Love,
Aske.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 03:12:23 PM
TW tee shot on 16:

Bu bu bu but what about your chip in there?  You can do it!

Love,
Aske.

I hope he does chip in and Trollquist strokes out and never broadcasts again.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 03:13:08 PM
TW tee shot on 16:

Bu bu bu but what about your chip in there?  You can do it!

Love,
Aske.

I hope he does chip in and Trollquist strokes out and never broadcasts again.


LOL


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 03:16:16 PM
if he makes that eagle putt, the green bra is his !


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 03:18:36 PM
Westwood is done.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 03:22:02 PM
Westwood is done.

Not yet!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 03:37:00 PM
KJ and Tiger to be paired up for tomorrow's round.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 03:40:50 PM
Go with the big dog you *humid grotto*!!!!

 ;D


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 03:42:17 PM
Let's see the snap hook!


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 03:43:10 PM
Did some assclown seriously yell "Double Eagle!"  When Westwood hit his shot?

LMAO.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: gleek on April 11, 2010, 03:44:52 PM
Sounded like it. LOL


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 03:47:09 PM
Man These guys are This guy is good.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 03:51:34 PM
phil mcboobs ties gary player's record of green jackets worn on black on black.


Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: Aske on April 11, 2010, 03:54:02 PM
tiger could learn something from watching that moment there....



Title: Re: [SPOILERS] Masters
Post by: stroh on April 11, 2010, 03:54:23 PM
Way to go Shooter.
 [sm_thumbsup2]