GolfHos

Rules:
1. You can post a question to Torpedo, which he MUST answer.

2. If Torpedo answers it at least semi-honestly and with more than, oh, let's see, how about ... TEN words, then he gets to ask a question.  (Otherwise, he STFU.)

3. Additionally or alternatively, you post an answer to someone else's question, if Torpedo hasn't yet answered it.  You must answer in the style of Torpedo or at least in a way that pokes fun at him.  Without making him cry.

4. Any poster who makes Torpedo cry gets a timeout.  (E-A-G-L-E! is the sole arbiter of when Torpedo's crying and who induced it.)

I go first: #1.

What's your favorite movie and why?

(May we post successively, or do we need to wait for a response from Torpedo)

And I go second: #2.

Are you on any other discussion boards and, if so, do you use any screen names other than "Torpedo" and, if so, list said other screen names and provide the derivations thereof.

Guess that answers my question.

Torpedo,

Are you out of school?  College plans? What kind of work do you do?

#4a.

Say you have a 64-pack of Crayola crayons.  I remove the Periwinkle, leaving 63.  If you ranked them from most favorite to least favorite, which crayon would be in the middle of the ranking (at number 32, if you're actually working out a list).

#4b.

Same question, but I remove Burnt Umber instead.  Be careful -- this one could be a trap.

#5 Torpedo.  Do you feel underpants should be worn over or under?  With or without a yellow belt?

(http://myspace-792.vo.llnwd.net/00293/29/71/293161792_m.gif)

Torp - exactly how does it make you feel to know your sister who is probably one of the smallest ladies around considers you her LITTLE sibbling? ;D

6. What do you wan't to be when you grow up.

7. What is your golf handicapp?

8. Two roads diverge in a yellow wood, sorry you could not travel both and be one traveler, which road would you take, and why?

no. 9,   when did you start drinking?

 stevie [sm_devil]

A preemptive strike at the answers....

 [sm_hide]

[sm_dunno]

:sleep:

[sm_topicsucks]

:angel:

:fish:

:crying:


I think that covers most of them, in some order later to be determined.

I believe, by the rules, the responses must be 10 words or more. You may want to follow the smileys with "The Vikings have the number one run defense in the nfl!"

Only if I wanted to ask a question of others, which I do not.

 [sm_chairshot]

Just in case though....

Go Vikings, you are the very best at being bad.

Gosh, I loved the Al Capone for kids movie.

Good times.

Lets see, I literally watch 0 movies :o ...  so probably Late One Night (http://www.christianfilms.com/lateonenightvhs.htm) because it reminds us how witnessing is important. :)

Yeppers. :D

Torpedo here: http://www.golfhos.com/forum/ 887 posts ...
Torpedo on FGI: http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/ 7315 posts ...
*Torpedo* (someone with 3 posts already took Torpedo in 2003 :P) on http://forums.techguy.org/ 25 posts ... Best tech forum there is 8) including an arcade that I set 2 records on, one still way standing http://forums.techguy.org/arcade.php?do=scores&gameid=5 ... :D I always have TSG open throughout the day reading, would love to post there daily but between here and FGI and dial-up and sharing the PC with Nat ... :P
Torpedo on http://www.kffl.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=25 0 posts ... I read throughout the day. Been dead there this year though for some reason. ;) :D
Torpedo on http://www.myclubmaker.com/cfbb/ 1 post ... :D
I think that's all. ???

Nope not of school yet. :D No college plans yet. :D I don't work. :D Unless you count the daily PC problem phone calls ... :D

I'll be back later for the rest. :D

Cool.

and yes, that is what I meant.  I have caught bits and pieces of you, and eagle talking about taking ?(computer help calls)?  Is that a business?

You haven't seen Snatch then?

Um, 32 wouldn't be the half point anymore.  It would be 31.5.... :D

It would be in the middle of the ranking though.

Hotpants pink.

no, it would be 32.

example,  it you rank A,B,C,D,E  in favorite order...   3 is in the middle  ;)

haha, very funny - could say the same about you.

As you all can see, he's not very original.... ;)

Yes, but 'I literally watch 0 movies', so that's why.

Chacci loved Joanie too.

From that perspective, yes. :D

I'm going to give that one a solid "no." Probably hasn't seen the movie either.

 :lolspit:

Do you live in as a hermit? like no electricity, short troosers, ect....

   stevie :-\

   :o

No electricity?  Well, there goes the computer....  :D

This is a fun thread.  I think I've learned more about Torpedo from this thread than from years on the other forum.


#11 What's a typical day like in the life of Torpedo?  I gather that EAGLE spends a lot of her day caring for relatives, but what's your day normally like, Torpedo?  I believe you've hinted that there's some Madden involved, and I'm guessing you allocate a block of time to spend annoying EAGLE, but there must be more.
???

#12 You're turning 19 next month, right, but I think you mentioned you don't drive.  Any plans for obtaining a driver's license soon?

#13 Is there a story behind the name, Torpedo?

14. What is your best posted measure for the Kessel Run, and with time and practice do you believe you'll ever manage it in fewer than 12 parsecs?

Wow, thanks for posting this!

I've always wondered about the Kessel Run claim, and how Han talks about 12 parsecs, but parsecs are a unit of distance, not time.  It's kind of lurked in the back of my mind, but I've never looked into it...until now.

But your post just now, made me check this out over on Wookieepedia. 

So it wasn't Lucas screwing up his units of measurement, but Han Solo really did do it under 12 parsecs, by getting close to the Maw black hole cluster.  That's great!  Thanks!


http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kessel_Run

I don't have 64-pack of Crayola crayons to examine so I can't answer either of your questions. :D

By rules of Clive "Additionally or alternatively, you post an answer to someone else's question, if Torpedo hasn't yet answered it." so I'll just wait for someone else to answer your question for ya. ;)

First of all there is no probably. ;D And it doesn't bother me so I guess it doesn't matter to me. ??? :D

I haven't decided yet. :D And I don't have a handicap but play to about a bogey golfer, and would probably be better if I could get out more than 8 times a year though. 8)

The one to the right because I'm right handed. ??? ;D

Never have ... never will ... :)

Haha, :D except that one, I don't say that. :)

lol :D And that they do. :P 8) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/Black_Cobra/1RunDefense.gif)

A basis for soooo many decisions.

No, not a business, (yet ;)) family/friends know "I'm not too bad" ;) with computers so I get a lot of phone calls ... I have been offered a few jobs to help build PC's for a friend of ours that is a tech, 8) but things always come up :( so I haven't accepted any yet ...

Nope.

Haha, very funny - could say the same about you. :P






:D

No. :D

First time I've ever used it. :D

I only speak English and l33t 5p34k so please repeat the question. :D

Twill not be the last, me fine young deck swabbing pirate matey me lad, arrrrggghhh.

Bugger, I miss Captain Pugwash.

Normal day is whole family full time care giving for our grandma who has alzheimer's disease and watching our sister age 5 and brother age 2. Then there's a little ;D PC time on forums, talking to friends on WLM, making viking gifs ;) downloading 100MB files on dial-up (good thing there's only a few I've done that big) ;D etc ... bugging Nat throughout the day, (except whenever I'm IMing people then she just has to bug me for some reason. ::) :D) and yeah some Madden time, not to bad at that either, won over 500 consecutive games playing on All-Madden. :D

Yep, I don't drive, and no plans for obtaining a driver's license soon. :o I have a bike. ;D

No, no story behind the name Torpedo, just started using it. :)

I think that was all of them ... so far. ;)

ok, what`s your fav music?

 But I`m just about to go to bed cos it`s nearly 1:10am in the morning and I`m getting up at 7am! :o

 stevie :)

#16  Why does the english opening, symmetrical variation, 4 knights,  lead to the most beautiful games in all of chess ?

#17  Who would win in a fistfight between bill cowher and brad childress

#18  What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

#19  What is the main failure factor of capitalism?  communism?

#20  Can you hit a cut shot with your highest lofted wedge?

#21  How many Madden games in a row would you win if you took it off of 'Easy'

#22  Do you have any interest in a different video game ?

#23  What is the analytic solution of the general pentic equation ?

I'll answer your other ones later, I play on the hardest level there is: all-madden. :P :D

African or European?

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Type of music or song? :)

No changes to the bike for wintertime, although it is more fun in the winter. ;) :D

If I may ask (and feel free to say no if it's too personal or intrusive), what do your parents do for a living?

 both

 stevie :)

Hey!  First of all, study tact like Eagleone obviously has done and knows so well.  And, secondly, there is too a probably as I am not the shortest person I know who is over 20.

I feel so left out of your answer, especially when stroh made a point to include me.

At least my screen names fit the site (for the most part, anyway)!

Wouldn't matter right now anyway; there is no snow to worry about.

I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. :o ;) ;D


Obviously Childress because we had the #1 run defense. :P :D


Not as fast as you would think. ;) :D


??? ;D


Sure, just not on purpose. ;)


Never play on easy. :P


There are video games besides Madden? :o :D


??? ;D

i demand real answers!

I answered them in "Aske" fashion. :P 8) ;D

Hey Aske, you got pwn3d.

Good one!!

So did you bow hunt this year?  If so what was your set up and did you fill your tag(s)?

Apparently, Kev feels like he has said too much about himself. ;)

This thread has officially been E-A-G-L-E!'ed

good one...

 ;D ;D