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Title: crappy start to the morning Post by: Darla on July 24, 2008, 10:38:09 AM So I have to go to work today! First day back in 4 weeks. The boys are playing outside before we leave and one of them comes in and says "mom, there is a dead rat or mouse or something outside." Well crap! I ask where is it, he says come here I'll show you. So I go out side and it is beside the gate into the back yard, right by the back yard. If you ask me a cat probably grabbed and left it there when it got startled by the dogs. So I can't just leave the little dead mangled piece of *feces* there, I have to clean it up. But what to pick it up with. The shovel is in the shed. which is in the back yard, which is where the dogs are. (Open gate, dog runs!) So I have to use a box to scoop up and throw out (luckily today is trash day). After scooping dead carcass into box, I get to see maggots. I haven't eaten breakfast yet, not sure I want to now. Scream more like shriek boys come running and cant stand the smell that has been left behind.
Lovely morning! Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 24, 2008, 10:41:23 AM Meanwhile, Spanky's reading about radioactive Granite. Did he poke his head out the window when you screamed and tell you to keep it down?
Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Darla on July 24, 2008, 10:43:01 AM Meanwhile, Spanky's reading about radioactive Granite. Did he poke his head out the window when you screamed and tell you to keep it down? No he left at 6am, this was at 715am :( Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Spanky on July 24, 2008, 10:44:23 AM I was already at work. I didn't see the rat.
If I was at home I would have been the one picking it up. Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Aske on July 24, 2008, 10:59:46 AM (http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7306/rousiy9.jpg)
Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Clive on July 24, 2008, 11:46:05 AM I'm gonna hafta go with ...
Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: stroh on July 24, 2008, 11:47:08 AM I'm gonna hafta go with ... Not surprising from you. I'm betting every one of your mornings starts off *feces*ty. Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: birdymaker on July 24, 2008, 11:50:49 AM what no pictures? ::)
was this the 3" variety or the 1' variety? :D Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: stroh on July 24, 2008, 12:00:48 PM It is in Texas.
Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Clive on July 24, 2008, 12:01:34 PM I'm betting every one of your mornings starts off *feces*ty. No, THIS is a *feces*ty day.And I'm warning you, it's gross (but not dirty) ... Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: birdymaker on July 24, 2008, 12:09:01 PM I'm betting every one of your mornings starts off *feces*ty. No, THIS is a *feces*ty day.And I'm warning you, it's gross (but not dirty) ... it's becoming increasingly obvious you need an internet nanny. [sm_shock] Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Kobesobe on July 24, 2008, 12:22:33 PM what no pictures? ::) was this the 3" variety or the 1' variety? :D (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c313/joemmn/biggamerecord.jpg) Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Teed on July 24, 2008, 12:27:06 PM what no pictures? ::) was this the 3" variety or the 1' variety? :D (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c313/joemmn/biggamerecord.jpg) LMAO! Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: stroh on July 24, 2008, 12:49:55 PM (http://www.macwebguru.com/wp-content/2007/10/football_dingle_berry.jpg)
Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Darla on July 24, 2008, 02:34:07 PM what no pictures? ::) briefly thought about, but not what I really wanted to do. I would say 6" long and probably left there by a cat that got scared off by the dogs. was this the 3" variety or the 1' variety? :D Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Darla on July 24, 2008, 02:37:56 PM I'm gonna hafta go with ... Hears your spoiler:(http://lizditz.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/barfing_girl300.jpg) and this is what I get for searching for the above NSFW: Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Spanky on July 24, 2008, 02:57:16 PM what no pictures? ::) briefly thought about, but not what I really wanted to do. I would say 6" long and probably left there by a cat that got scared off by the dogs. was this the 3" variety or the 1' variety? :D Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Aske on July 24, 2008, 02:59:32 PM hate!
Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Clive on July 24, 2008, 03:11:31 PM I'm gonna hafta go with ... Hears your spoiler:and this is what I get for searching for the above NSFW: Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Clive on July 24, 2008, 05:34:52 PM Upon further reflection, it is in the board's best interest that a "what's the grossest picture you can find and post" contest not involve me.
I shall leave you instead with an uplifting image: Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Darla on July 24, 2008, 05:49:14 PM Upon further reflection, it is in the board's best interest that a "what's the grossest picture you can find and post" contest not involve me. I shall leave you instead with an uplifting image: Well crap Clive I thought you would go for the squat: Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 24, 2008, 05:53:12 PM I think Clive favors the jerk and pull.
Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Spanky on July 24, 2008, 05:54:28 PM Who is rooming with him in Bandon again?
Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Darla on July 24, 2008, 05:55:09 PM I think Clive favors the jerk and pull. that can get you this (http://www.babychoice.com/assets/Gender_Logo/Baby_Face_2.jpg) Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Darla on July 24, 2008, 05:56:12 PM of course not while in bandon! that might just get you drunker! :o
Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Spanky on July 24, 2008, 06:05:57 PM To totally threadjack
(http://www.ianschafer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/midnight-q-quagmire.jpg) Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Spanky on July 24, 2008, 06:08:04 PM (http://www.mlliu.com/blog/images/PeanutButterBrian.jpg)
Title: Re: crappy start to the morning Post by: Clive on July 24, 2008, 06:22:32 PM (http://www.ianschafer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/midnight-q-quagmire.jpg) Nice stiffel. |