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Title: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: twoiron on September 10, 2007, 05:10:52 AM
Anita Ovard moved to her Rocky Mountains home in Pocatello, Idaho, because she wanted to see more wildlife. The view got a little too close when a moose decided to demolish her front door and burst into her front room. Wildlife experts believe the spooked moose saw its own reflection in a window.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on September 10, 2007, 07:44:58 AM
The moose was probably cold.  Pocatello's the coldest spot on the planet.  I have to go up there for a soccer tourney next weekend.  It'll be cold.  It always is.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: MFAWG on September 10, 2007, 07:50:08 AM
Not even close, Fairbanks is WAY colder. Seriously 60 below several times when I was there.

I remember looking out my back window one morning and having a moose cow standing on the deck looking right in, which scared the crap out of me...


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: spacey on September 10, 2007, 09:12:27 AM
The moose was probably cold.  Pocatello's the coldest spot on the planet.  I have to go up there for a soccer tourney next weekend.  It'll be cold.  It always is.
Hey, but at least it's also one of the ugliest and most boring cities in the northern hemisphere.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: PaunchyBald on September 10, 2007, 12:04:16 PM
The moose was probably cold.  Pocatello's the coldest spot on the planet.  I have to go up there for a soccer tourney next weekend.  It'll be cold.  It always is.
Hey, but at least it's also one of the ugliest and most boring cities in the northern hemisphere.

I can tell you've never been to Dayton, Ohio. ::)


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: MFAWG on September 10, 2007, 12:16:56 PM
Or Bakersfield, or even Wheeling, WV for that matter.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: spacey on September 10, 2007, 12:27:57 PM
I guess I should have been clearer. Pocatello isn't ugly in a Bakersfield sort of way. It's more like ugly in a 80s movie chick before they take off her glasses and let down her hair sort of way.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on September 10, 2007, 12:31:09 PM
I guess I should have been clearer. Pocatello isn't ugly in a Bakersfield sort of way. It's more like ugly in a 80s movie chick before they take off her glasses and let down her hair sort of way.

And it's cold.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: stroh on September 10, 2007, 12:52:20 PM
I guess I should have been clearer. Pocatello isn't ugly in a Bakersfield sort of way. It's more like ugly in a 80s movie chick before they take off her glasses and let down her hair sort of way.

And it's cold.

Famous for their mushrooms.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: stroh on September 10, 2007, 12:53:14 PM
Had wooden teeth.  Chased Moby *8==>*.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: Clive on September 10, 2007, 12:55:01 PM
I guess I should have been clearer. Pocatello isn't ugly in a Bakersfield sort of way. It's more like ugly in a 80s movie chick before they take off her glasses and let down her hair sort of way.

And it's cold.
Not cold as in temperature, but cold as in that 80s movie where the lead teen guy gets totally used and then humiliatingly dropped by the hot girl in front of all her cool friends before he notices the 80s movie chick has taken off her glasses and let down her hair.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: Jules on September 10, 2007, 02:01:35 PM
So what are you boy's saying, Pocatello is really a fantastic town if you get to know it!!! ;D


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: fisherking on September 10, 2007, 06:04:02 PM
You want cold, boring Western town? 

Look no further than Laramie, Wyoming. 



That is all.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: spacey on September 10, 2007, 06:08:47 PM
You want cold, boring Western town? 

Look no further than Laramie, Wyoming. 



That is all.
You are correct, sir.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: Clive on September 10, 2007, 06:56:13 PM
You want cold, boring Western town? 
Look no further than Laramie, Wyoming.

That is all.
Hey!  I spent a night in Laramie, and ...


OK, you're right.


Title: Re: ..maybe she was just ugly??...
Post by: Torpedo on September 10, 2007, 08:07:47 PM
Anita Ovard moved to her Rocky Mountains home in Pocatello, Idaho, because she wanted to see more wildlife. The view got a little too close when a moose decided to demolish her front door and burst into her front room. Wildlife experts believe the spooked moose saw its own reflection in a window.

Animals seeing there own reflection in a window and charging in happens quite often actually.