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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Aske on March 26, 2008, 03:15:49 PM



Title: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: Aske on March 26, 2008, 03:15:49 PM
http://www.knbc.com/news/15713803/detail.html


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: spacey on March 26, 2008, 03:25:47 PM
The weird thing is, they're generally at least moderately attractive women. Why aren't they able to score with guys their own age? And why in the hell would they want to have **** with teenage boys in the first place? It's not like they're probably any good at it.


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: twoiron on March 26, 2008, 03:34:25 PM
Not wanting to sound insensitive, but in most cases it's the parents that seem to get all bent out of shape when it's discovered that male students are porking their female teachers. 

Hell, if I recall it was high 5's all round when one of the guys was known to be "on the job".

I remember this one time....

 [sm_anon]


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: gleek on March 26, 2008, 04:53:24 PM
The weird thing is, they're generally at least moderately attractive women. Why aren't they able to score with guys their own age? And why in the hell would they want to have **** with teenage boys in the first place? It's not like they're probably any good at it.

It's probably has less to do just wanting to get laid and more to do with a need to control or a desire to nurture.

And what 14 year old boy wouldn't want to be nurtured by a teacher like this?  ;D



Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: Clive on March 26, 2008, 06:29:23 PM
(http://adiamondinsunlight.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/464px-joker-ritz.jpg)


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: Aske on March 26, 2008, 07:26:20 PM
'ban me please' picture.

 [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: Clive on March 26, 2008, 08:59:59 PM
The Joker image had nothing to do with the topic, and everything to do with this:



Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: Aske on March 26, 2008, 09:30:11 PM
The Joker image had nothing to do with the topic, and everything to do with this:


oh, i got it the 1st time (see my thread a few days ago about the delta video )
 [sm_devil]


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: Clive on March 26, 2008, 10:23:40 PM
Figured YOU did, but I thought I'd state it for the record (and other onlookers).


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: Blader on March 27, 2008, 07:00:24 AM
The weird thing is, they're generally at least moderately attractive women. Why aren't they able to score with guys their own age? And why in the hell would they want to have **** with teenage boys in the first place? It's not like they're probably any good at it.

People actually make lists of all the weird things people like (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias)...****ually.


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: gleek on March 27, 2008, 07:10:11 AM
The weird thing is, they're generally at least moderately attractive women. Why aren't they able to score with guys their own age? And why in the hell would they want to have **** with teenage boys in the first place? It's not like they're probably any good at it.

People actually make lists of all the weird things people like (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias)...****ually.

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Agalmatophilia: ****ual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility

(http://eightiesclub.tripod.com/cc9e1490.jpg)


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: stroh on March 27, 2008, 07:11:05 AM
 ;D


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: gleek on March 27, 2008, 07:14:59 AM
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Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools

Costanza.surrenders

(http://www.jossip.com/gossip/George%20Costanza%20-%20-shrinkage%20med%20horz%20rec.jpg)


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: gleek on March 27, 2008, 07:20:00 AM
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Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): ****ual attraction to vomiting.

wafer-thin.mint.surrenders


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: gleek on March 27, 2008, 07:22:49 AM
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Microphilia: ****ual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts—the opposite of macrophilia

hobbit.surrenders


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: gleek on March 27, 2008, 07:23:41 AM
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Klismaphilia: ****ual pleasure from enemas

Clive.surrenders


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: gleek on March 27, 2008, 07:29:01 AM
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Xenophily: ****ual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, it can also mean ****ual attraction to aliens)

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/st/gallery/images/340/toskirkgirl3.jpg)


Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: Blader on March 27, 2008, 07:41:19 AM
will.robinson.surrenders



Title: Re: seems like more of these stories every day...
Post by: Aske on March 27, 2008, 08:12:27 AM
some sick *fudge*ers out there