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Title: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: twoiron on January 09, 2008, 05:57:57 PM
A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

Reuters


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: PaunchyBald on January 09, 2008, 06:51:07 PM
Wonder ifhe got the friends and family discount?  [sm_dontknow]


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: gleek on January 09, 2008, 07:06:19 PM
Paying the wife for ****. What a novel idea.


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: 1puttpar on January 09, 2008, 07:58:04 PM
Paying for ****=prostitution

Paying wife for ****=marriage


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: Clive on January 09, 2008, 09:51:11 PM
Wait -- can hookers beg off, citing a headache, general fatigue, not feeling like it, The West Wing is coming on in a few minutes, etc.?


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: Dunk on January 09, 2008, 09:57:21 PM
Wait -- can hookers beg off, citing a headache, general fatigue, not feeling like it, The West Wing is coming on in a few minutes, etc.?
HAH!  Good point! :D


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: Jules on January 09, 2008, 10:03:53 PM
The husband is just as bad as the wife, after all, what was he doing visiting the brothel in the first place.


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: lennyquai on January 09, 2008, 11:17:43 PM
The husband is just as bad as the wife, after all, what was he doing visiting the brothel in the first place.

Looking for some love, as his wife was never around.


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: gleek on January 09, 2008, 11:28:06 PM
The husband is just as bad as the wife, after all, what was he doing visiting the brothel in the first place.

Looking for some love, as his wife was never around.

3huC-42N1Gs


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: stroh on January 10, 2008, 09:18:31 AM
Wookin' pa nub!


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: Spanky on January 10, 2008, 11:08:39 AM
Wife: so what did you do today honey?
Hubby: Oh just the usual work, you?
Wife: Pages 3, 8, 10, and 16 of the Kama Sutra and gave an 18 year old his first BJ
Hubby: What?!?!?
Wife: Hey but I made $700.
Hubby: Can I get that new driver now?
Wife: No I need the money to cure my STD.


Title: Re: Well, that's gonna get awkward at the dinner table..
Post by: gleek on January 10, 2008, 02:44:58 PM
Wookin' pa nub!

Yup.  ;D Couldn't find that one though.