GolfHos

you could do anything, buy anything, etc, etc, except spend time or money etc, on loved ones or family members, what would you do!!!!!!!!

Pay off all my family's....oh wait against the rules.
Cure hunger...naw too ambitious.
Save the world....OK maybe not.




Alright, I would play St. Andrews and bang every hot chick I see.

I'd be king for TWO days.   [sm_wave]

Drink and watch pr0n. I hate upsetting my routine.

You probably wouldn't find too many at St. Andrews.

I have a weapon I've been saving for just this scenario, I call him "my lil' friend" he's good from two miles away. And you know what, I'm taking out as many of you bastages as I can, screw it, I'm done, F it, I'm driving to Microsoft and plugging as many of those techno geeks as I can, then I'm comin' in here to my soon to be old job and frying a couple of those high falutin' my crap don't stink upper management dogs, beg for me puppy, I SAID DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG FOR ME PUPPY, BAM! And then I'm driving to the Space Needle and headin' straight to the top, Lake Union to the north BAM! Puget Sound to the west BAM! Hey you down there on the merry-go-round BAM! And when all is said and done, and I ran out of ammo, which if I estimate right would be about 48 hours I'm either dead 'cuz my times up or I'm jumping.

Either that or what Stroh said, I'm really torn between the two.

I'd try to find a cure for whatever was about to kill me

Same as Spaceage, but I would be drinking higher quality stuff than I can normally afford

But there are at least 2 airports and a long flight before I get there.

Goodbye generic toilet paper, hellooooo Charmin! 

I think I would suddenly find myself leading a lgpa major event.
I would be leading the field ;D
Annika, Paula, Karrie, and Michelle, would be at least 10 shots behind me.
I would look absolutely beautiful on tv, and there would be bonanza ratings!!!!! ;D
The commentator's are blown away by my golf swing!!! ;D
Tiger Woods annouces, that he is going to take a year off golf, to try and get "my swing" down pat!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Each of the two nights, I carelessly use Nick Faldo, as a "love-toy"!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
I take up smoking again, what the hell, I only have 48 hours left!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

I've carelessly used Nick Faldo as a love toy and he's only good for about 30 hours.

That's why his caddie left him.  A Fanny needs more.

Okay, I will just have him for the 30 hours!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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I'm guessing that last bit didn't translate into Aussie.  I'll have to wait for TFT.   ;)

I would think this would not be much of a stretch.  ;D

Well, since my usual options are not available, I'd probably do a lot of traveling and adventurous activities.

Just because you know I can last the full 48, right, right?

I think the Oz peeps have the same meaning for fanny as 'we' do.

It's the yanks that think it means rear instead of front....

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TFT, I thought you were a yank!!!!!!
Where are you from?????????

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Oh, he's as figgy pudding as they come.  ;D

What's really funny, however, is he lives Oklahoma!  Ha! Okla- foogin'-homa!

Can you imagine him at T.G.I.Fridays?
He'd be all like "Hey, luv!  Bring us a pint, then"
And she'd be all like " Look, shoog, I ain't got time for you to play funny talkin' games."
And then he's all like "What's all this then? Just an Ale, and the clicker to tune the Manchester match."
And shes totally like " Hun, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.  You've clearly had enough."

Oh, good times, good times.  He's been in the jug enough times, however, so I'm sure he's in cozy with the local billy clubbers.

TFT is from a pile of garish laundry.

It's more like "Wow, I love your accent." 

"I could listen to you speak all day." 

"Say something to my friend."   

"Are you Australian?"

Unfortunately, I'm not kidding.


My local bouncers know me by name because I beat them all up one night or I stand with them while I wait for a taxi.  One of those.

They also remember me because I'm the only one that orders a taxi.  Everyone else in the bar seems to think they drive better when they can see twice what they saw driving in.

LOL, so it's the taxi dude that dumps your ass head long into your mailbox? ;D

I would attempt the most daring and incredible stunt ever conceived. It might be something along the lines of getting shot from a cannon, catching the wing of an airplane in mid-flight, cruising to 17,000 feet, skydiving from the wing of the plane and onto a motorcycle that is balanced on a tightrope over the grand canyon, driving the bike off the rope and into town where I rob the nearest bank without ever getting off the bike or stopping, speeding out of down before attempting to jump the bike over 200 school buses that are filled with TNT, all the while throwing the money from my bank haul to my fans in mid-air. I'd videotape the whole thing! Now, of course I'd die while doing this stunt, but at least I'd die knowing I would go down as the number one video in youtube history.

That's pretty cool, but I see you having a tough time knocking off a fat white suburban kid doing the numa dance with light saber effexts added, to take the top spot.
It just is what it is.

Maybe if I include him in the stunt?

I asked my wife this and she said in the last hour or so she would go skydiving. I kind of got a kick out of this thinking how the conversation would go.

"I want to jump out of a plane"
"Ok, well there is a 4 hour class you need to take first."
"F... that I got 1 hour to live, lets time it so I don't have to worry about landing."
"But..there are rules..."
"F... that, there are no rules, I will be dead in an hour whether I jump or not, lets freak out some poor smuck on the Freeway"
"But sir..."
"No buts, get me on the F'n plane and let the jump. It's not like I'm going to sue you. I'll be dead."
"But..."
"Fine I'll just jump out of the f'n tower, jackass"

That particular evening involved a barmaid that got me extra drunk on free stuff, for some of the reasons mentioned above.

I got a lift home from her and a friend and it was her that let me out of the car on the road.

Even though I don't get that sloshed usually I am now careful to request late night chauffeurs to deposit me on the drive, beyond that pesky and violent mailbox.

Life is a lesson.

BUMP!!!!

I was just searching around golfhos, and was reading this thread again.
Its pretty funny, I thought you guys would get a laugh out of it again.

What has happend to TFT!!

i thought walfredo was trying to track him down.
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I like to think that he's out there somewhere still watching Star Trek reruns and tilting at mailboxes...

LOL.  Or maybe shopping for curtains.

LMAO!