GolfHos

Biden wins coin toss!!!!  Woot!!!

soccer game? thought she was a hockey mom?

Her first paragraph was cogent.  (that could be tomorrows headline)

This entire debate might very well turn on who stubbs their tongue first

I think she screams during orgasms....just a hunch

joe six-pack followed closely by hockey mom.

Shes pandering to the stupid people vote

Gay marriage is out.

-Biden    -Palin

I'm stupid people and I'm not sure I would vote for her.

From before we crashed 'hos:


"We let Wall Street run wild"

Thank you for using "we" Senator Biden.

What country does she want to "wipe off the face of the earth?"

I was getting a fresh beer.

Ooooh....a bomb question.......!!!!

nevermind, she just tricked her to say nukier a bunch a time

How many times has the biatch butchered "nuclear"?

I get the sense that Palin spent that last 3 days memorizing McCain's talking points from his debate.

Naw, that would be too hard.  She's just channeling him

Are Bob Barker and Biden brothers?

you mean nukier

how 'bout infastructure?

here comes the POW......

When is Gwen going to throw a curveball?

I was meaning to watch the webcast, but damn it... missed the kick off.

nukulur=retarded

"A walleye in every frying pan!!!"

why does  Joe hate Loews?

OMG!! Doesn't she know Joe's wife died in a horrible wreck!!!

Careful. You may lose the Minnesota vote.  [sm_devil]

Yeah!!!  She'll be the Energy Czar!!!

(she'll get nuked on that)

Did she just say she was "tapped" by John McCain?? :o

How bout that "shout out" to the 3rd graders in Alaska?

Xschainey most dangerous ever????  Joe will be vaporized in 5..4...3.....2.....1....

*fudge* the little pukes

Palin's tactic....."Can we talk about *something I have memorized* real quickly?"

My god, she is really playing the white trash card heavy today

exactly

Palin clearly doesn't know the meaning of Achilles Heel.  Ramble on.

"I think we need a little bit of reality from Wasilla Main Street brought there into D.C."

Nothing against Wasilla, but could we think of another town's Main Street?

Throw the *goshdarn* curveball!!!

Seems Biden has a really nice house ???

McCain is the man we need to leave, lmao.

oohhh

Biden epic win on the maverick issue....huge

LMAO

+1

One with more than 4 stop lights preferably.

what is joe doodling???

infa structure

Wasn't she in that TV show.... Everybody Loves Raymond??

She is failing bad on her final statement

weird cadence, too much the cheerleader

Joe wins,

Sarah performed better than expected

waiting for McGrommits to come in from the wings and squeeze her ass hard.  He's probably creamed

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you win

I dunno. I watch her and feel like the whole thing is a joke and I'm the only one not in on it.

She can't be for real.

She only performed better than expected because she avoided the moose in the headlights moment. But she was only able to do so by changing the subject to energy whenever she didn't have something to say about a topic.

I'm glad I don't have to vote

Also

Does anybody for a second think that Palin even knows what the *fudge* she's talking about?

That's the perception I got.

She looks like she should be at home baking brownies or something

LMAO! I just got to this part of the debate on TiVo. She is a *goshdarn* bimbo. There's no better way to describe her.

I had a flashback to my time as a Minnesota youth, yelling at the TV almost as loudly as I used to when watching Vikings games growing up. Especially when they were losing to the Packers.

Holy *feces*, Palin, answer the *goshdarn* question that was asked!!!!!!!!  I can't take it anymore.  Quit rambling on and on about *feces* without saying *feces* (that's my job)!  Quit saying nukular!  By the way, I hate it when people pronounce ambulance am-blee-ance.

Could I, for even a moment, imagine her talking to other countries' heads of state?  Scary, scary thought.  The people that are not frightened by this thought scare me even more.  Other random thoughts:

Nice little intro by the moderator regarding "...We all understand that you are 1 heartbeat away from the presidency; how would your presidency differ from your running mate's?..."  How many sphincters tightened a notch considering Palin as president.  Nice, subtle moderating touch.

My wife is either a Palin apologist or she simply likes to piss me off - or both.

I was surprised that the reporters recapping the debate were not harder on her.  Yes, she performed better than in recent interviews.  Who gives a *feces*?  Has any of her national attention shown her to be competent for the position?

I can't call Palin a bimbo, but I'm happy to call her a politician.  To me, the latter is worse.

I'm tired of Obama - and now Biden - continuing to group the > $250,000 earners in with the oil companies receiving $4 billion in tax cuts.  The groups are typically mentioned in the same sentence recapping their tax plan.  I don't make $250k per year yet.  I would like to and work my ass off trying to get there, putting in 60 years a week on a slow week, 70-80 more commonly.  My dad grew up a farmer in Montana.  8 years ago, I was making < $40k per year.  I am not close to the oilman.  Knock it the *fudge* off.

"The fact is...", "You have to understand...", "It is important to note", repeating the same sentence 2 or 3 times for emphasis, effective changing of cadence and tone.  Joe Biden seems to know his NLP.  Did he have personal lessons with Anthony Robbins?

A metaphor: For years, there were the Ford families and the Chevy families.  Regardless of the models on the showroom floor, Ford families bought Ford, Chevy bought Chevy.  I grew up in a Ford family.  Eventually, I outgrew Fords, but Chevy was never an option for me.  I turned to Honda and Toyota, and recently purchased Infiniti.  My family was a Republican family.  For years I "bought" Republican.  I can't buy it anymore.  But I just can't get myself to buy Democrat either.  Someone please create an alternate for me.

Let's go to the scoreboard (http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/02/debate.transcript/index.html).

Palin: 48
Biden: 3
Ifill: 2

Good analogy on the radio this morning.

Sending a rookie quarterback out in a big game.
Run only these 10 scripted plays.  Don't get out of your comfort zone, don't try anything fancy if you feel like you get in trouble.  Don't cough it up, and just don't lose the game.

Seems like she pulled it off.

Now that is an analogy that Joe Sixpack can understand.  You betcha.   ;)

That woman is crab bait, will be eaten alive inside the Beltway, where cute folksy is a foreign language.  She's just way out of her league and is too stupid or blinded by ambition to realize it.   

I totally missed the Gen McClellan thing that Palin did last night.  I wasn't aware that the commander in Afghanministan is Gen. McKerinan (sp?)

LOL--McClellan is a true hero of the South, coming within a whisker of losing the war of northern aggression

I'm sure the Obama people have made an ad on it by now