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Title: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Seamus on May 17, 2007, 02:31:25 PM
I'll start.

"There's nothing like the sound of...

...your jeans splitting at the seam as you squat to mark your ball"

capiche?


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: spacey on May 17, 2007, 02:32:31 PM
"...the taco salad you had for lunch making its unwelcome presence known during a job interview."


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Walfredo on May 17, 2007, 02:36:04 PM
that plop in the water that can only be the makings of a no-wipe number 2 which is a beautiful thing.  (And by no-wipe I mean one wipe to ensure it is indeed the no-wiper you had hoped for)


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 17, 2007, 02:36:52 PM
"Hello Daddy!"


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: MFAWG on May 17, 2007, 02:38:00 PM
an aluminum cylinder head when you overtorque it out of sequence.


(It's a crisp, clean little 'Tink' noise, and it's really, really expensive)


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 02:57:22 PM
...one hand clapping.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Seamus on May 17, 2007, 03:08:19 PM
"Hello Daddy!"
...or just the laughter of my kids.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Seamus on May 17, 2007, 03:08:44 PM
...one hand clapping.
You just blew my mind.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Seamus on May 17, 2007, 03:10:19 PM
(FYI the jeans thing happened an hour ago)

..."Wanted Dead or Alive" on the Radio with a cold beer and a hot day.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Torpedo on May 17, 2007, 07:13:27 PM
The ball from your teeshot clanging the bottom of the cup. But I wouldn't know. :( ;D


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: hobbit on May 17, 2007, 07:33:20 PM
I was about to go 'apocalypse' when I noticed it said 'sound' rather than 'smell'.



Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 07:47:39 PM
I was about to go 'apocalypse' when I noticed it said 'sound' rather than 'smell'.



There's nothing like the sound of napalm burning the flesh off the VC in the morning.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: twoiron on May 17, 2007, 07:58:45 PM
...a tree falling down a forest if there's no one around to hear it...


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Clive on May 17, 2007, 09:59:54 PM
... my own voice.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: stroh on May 18, 2007, 06:15:47 AM


..."Wanted Dead or Alive" on the Radio with a cold beer and a hot day.

Karma +1


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: stroh on May 18, 2007, 06:17:06 AM
............Dollar coins clanking in the tray at the bottom of a slot machine.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Seamus on May 18, 2007, 07:16:33 AM
..."Wanted Dead or Alive" on the Radio with a cold beer on a hot day.

Karma +1
I need it, someone's been smiting me lately.  :sad3:


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Seamus on May 18, 2007, 07:18:04 AM
The ball from your teeshot clanging the bottom of the cup. But I wouldn't know. :( ;D
Or even just the sound of a putt hitting the bottom of the cup, it's a nice sound.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Aske on May 18, 2007, 07:22:01 AM
all the people you play poker against screaming when you wipe them out on the river card. 


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Torpedo on May 18, 2007, 07:23:16 AM
The ball from your teeshot clanging the bottom of the cup. But I wouldn't know. :( ;D
Or even just the sound of a putt hitting the bottom of the cup, it's a nice sound.

True. 8)


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Aske on May 18, 2007, 07:24:03 AM
..."Wanted Dead or Alive" on the Radio with a cold beer on a hot day.

Karma +1
I need it, someone's been smiting me lately.  :sad3:

sorry about that
(j/k wasnt me)


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Seamus on May 18, 2007, 07:26:53 AM
How do I say this nicely?

Hmmmmm. "...The sound of ecstasy"

When you're in a long term monogamous relationship of course.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Spartan on May 18, 2007, 08:44:20 AM
that plop in the water that can only be the makings of a no-wipe number 2 which is a beautiful thing.  (And by no-wipe I mean one wipe to ensure it is indeed the no-wiper you had hoped for)

Sheryl Crow would approve of that.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: gleek on May 18, 2007, 09:21:08 AM
...stroh crushing an empty beer can on his forehead.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Aske on May 18, 2007, 09:50:13 AM
...stroh crushing an empty beer can on his forehead.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8d/Sandman_ECW.jpg/455px-Sandman_ECW.jpg)


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: TFT on May 18, 2007, 11:56:10 AM
"free beer tonight"


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Spanky on May 18, 2007, 12:47:28 PM
a gentle rain cascading down over a pond, thunder in the distance, beyond the hills, crickets and frogs chirping and croaking, and above the serenity is http://www.theory.org/hearbeer/samples/Opening-Bottle.mp3


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: stegerman on May 18, 2007, 09:26:58 PM
the hot 31 year-old in patient registration telling you she wishes you weren't married.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: gleek on May 18, 2007, 09:46:03 PM
the hot 31 year-old in patient registration telling you she wishes you weren't doesn't care that you're married.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: stegerman on May 18, 2007, 10:03:03 PM
the hot 31 year-old in patient registration telling you she wishes you weren't doesn't care that you're married.


yeah i suppose except im happily married and wouldnt do anything about it anyway.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Blader on May 19, 2007, 06:59:00 AM
....pull out following a successful bout of copulation.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: stroh on May 19, 2007, 07:08:42 AM
That sounds contradictory.


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: Seamus on May 19, 2007, 07:56:51 AM
Quote
....pull out following a successful bout of copulation
[/quote] :airquotes: It :airquotes: makes a sound?


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: geo1 on May 19, 2007, 01:31:56 PM
Quote
....pull out following a successful bout of copulation
:airquotes: It :airquotes: makes a sound?
[/quote]

LOL.  Glad the coffee was sitting on the desk.  Karma for you!


Title: Re: Some fun. Finish this sentence. "There's nothing like the sound of..."
Post by: hobbit on May 19, 2007, 05:42:50 PM
I was about to go 'apocalypse' when I noticed it said 'sound' rather than 'smell'.



There's nothing like the sound of napalm burning the flesh off the VC in the morning.

Karma + 1 for effort.

"....smells like victory!"  What a classic.