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Title: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: dystopia on April 14, 2009, 03:25:28 PM I'm usually a center/back wall kind of guy, but I'm thinking of updating my technique after a couple of bad sessions.
What’s the normal technique for peeing in a urinal? http://www.thechurning.com/2009/03/21/whats-the-normal-techniqu-for-peeing-in-a-urinal/ How to Use a Urinal without Splashing Yourself http://www.ehow.com/how_2279325_use-urinal-splashing-yourself.html Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: twoiron on April 14, 2009, 03:29:55 PM The most important thing you should remember other than not peeing on yourself, is that any more than two shakes is a wank...
Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: Salamander on April 14, 2009, 09:56:48 PM ..and, that regardless of the amounts of shake (wank or not eligible), the last drop will fall on the underpants.
Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: Dunk on April 14, 2009, 10:58:01 PM Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?"
Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: dystopia on April 14, 2009, 11:18:54 PM Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?" I was wearing shorts at a urinal today and felt an unusual amount of splash. Doubting my technique, when I got home, I googled: "urinal aim splash". Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: stroh on April 15, 2009, 05:03:11 AM Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?" I was wearing shorts at a urinal today and felt an unusual amount of splash. Doubting my technique, when I got home, I googled: "urinal aim splash". [sm_laughing] [sm_thumbsup2] I doubt your technique is in question. I blame poor design on the part of the facility. Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: Uisce Beatha on April 15, 2009, 05:52:13 AM I sit down to pee. Partially cuz I'm lazy. Mostly cuz someone keeps stealing the step stool.
Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: stroh on April 15, 2009, 06:40:54 AM I sit down to pee. X2, as evidenced in some of the drives and putts I hit. Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: Seamus on April 15, 2009, 08:18:26 AM This thread rocks! [sm_thumbsup2]
:o Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: dystopia on April 15, 2009, 09:10:55 AM Of course, this begs the question, "What the hell were you looking for when you came across those links?" I was wearing shorts at a urinal today and felt an unusual amount of splash. Doubting my technique, when I got home, I googled: "urinal aim splash". [sm_laughing] [sm_thumbsup2] I doubt your technique is in question. I blame poor design on the part of the facility. Here's an interesting asymmetrical urinal design: Hygenix TM Men's Anti-Splashback Asymmetrical Urinal: U.S. Patent # 5,027,448 http://www.marketlaunchers.com/wilkins.html (http://www.marketlaunchers.com/wilkin3.gif) (http://www.marketlaunchers.com/wilkin2.gif) Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: stroh on April 15, 2009, 09:20:27 AM Surprised gleek hasn't already taken the thread this direction. ;D
(http://www.xinjo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/funny-urinal2.jpg) (http://blog.sme.sk/blog/117/133772/funny-urinal.jpg) (http://img.alibaba.com/photo/213603524/funny_urinal_soccer.summ.jpg) Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: stroh on April 15, 2009, 09:26:29 AM (http://bp2.blogger.com/_VykLql3_mQQ/SBOuXD3BhQI/AAAAAAAAAb8/D61Lp-5fFOQ/s400/att8ys46.jpg)
Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: spacey on April 15, 2009, 10:46:51 AM (http://bp2.blogger.com/_VykLql3_mQQ/SBOuXD3BhQI/AAAAAAAAAb8/D61Lp-5fFOQ/s400/att8ys46.jpg) Are those coin operated, I wonder?Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: twoiron on April 15, 2009, 04:28:20 PM ..and, that regardless of the amounts of shake (wank or not eligible), the last drop will fall on the underpants. I'm not sure how or why you know that last part?? Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: Jules on April 16, 2009, 08:36:15 PM I can't type, I'm still peeing myself laughing at this thread. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: twoiron on April 16, 2009, 08:42:30 PM I can't type, I'm still peeing myself laughing at this thread. ;D ;D ;D Is there any splash back?? Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: Jules on April 16, 2009, 08:44:05 PM I've never had that problem. ;D
Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: stroh on April 16, 2009, 08:55:12 PM I can't type, I'm still peeing myself laughing at this thread. ;D ;D ;D Welcome back. ;) Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: gleek on April 16, 2009, 08:58:37 PM I've never had that problem. ;D Like you've never tried to pee standing up before. Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: Jules on April 19, 2009, 05:59:09 PM Maybe when I was about 3 like this. ;
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:l9UwBxJyyeF9QM:http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/stuck.jpg Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: Clive on April 21, 2009, 11:20:48 AM I mute the splashback by interposing, between glans and porcelain, two layers of cotton. Otherwise known as "underwear" and "pants".
Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: gleek on April 21, 2009, 12:52:06 PM I usually avoid splashback by just letting hang into the water. The porcelain keeps the water kind of cold, so it could be a little uncomfortable, but if the urinal had been recently used by a non-flusher, it's not as bad.
Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: stroh on April 21, 2009, 01:05:48 PM I usually avoid splashback by just letting hang into the water. The porcelain keeps the water kind of cold, so it could be a little uncomfortable, but if the urinal had been recently used by a non-flusher, it's not as bad. Until now, I wouldn't have thought it humanly possible to laugh while also throwing up a little. Title: Re: Urinal Aiming To Avoid Splash Back Post by: Spartan on April 21, 2009, 01:28:04 PM Those articles a both anecdotal and of little help. I would have expected a government funded study by now that would have provided a definitive answer.
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