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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: gleek on February 06, 2007, 07:36:10 AM



Title: Who would have thunk?
Post by: gleek on February 06, 2007, 07:36:10 AM
A shuttle astronaut who's kind of "out there".

Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070206/ap_on_re_us/astronaut_arrested)


Title: Re: Who would have thunk?
Post by: Fuzzy on February 06, 2007, 07:41:19 AM
Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said.

Good thinking. A bit pyschotic, but time saving nonetheless.   [sm_whistle]

And she's a married mother of three. Any bets on how long the marriage lasts?



Title: Re: Who would have thunk?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 06, 2007, 07:42:44 AM
"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."


Title: Re: Who would have thunk?
Post by: Eagleone on February 06, 2007, 08:57:25 AM
A squid to boot....


Title: Re: Who would have thunk?
Post by: TFT on February 06, 2007, 10:58:04 AM
'"If you were just going to talk to someone, I don't know that you would need a wig, a trench coat, an air cartridge BB gun and pepper spray," said Sgt. Barbara Jones, a spokeswoman for the Orlando Police Department.'

Sgt. Barbara Jones has just never lived life to the max.


Title: Re: Who would have thunk?
Post by: stegerman on February 06, 2007, 11:43:56 AM
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the (wo)man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone


Title: Re: Who would have thunk?
Post by: TFT on February 06, 2007, 12:05:00 PM
Thanks steg, I've had Elton John running through my mind for the last 10 minutes.

 :o

I had to watch the Denny Crane version to get rid of the fruity man....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE

 [sm_cussing] ;D