Title: Almost irony..... Post by: hobbit on August 14, 2008, 03:23:48 PM ...then I read the rest of the bumper sticker.
I'm driving behind a Hummer, the full sized model, when I notice a bumper sticker in the back window that says: Earth First! I'm thinking about the big ass Hummer and the huge irony of an "Earth First" bumper sticker being on it... when I get close enough to see the fine print.... "We'll strip mine the other planets later" [sm_jack] Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: Spanky on August 14, 2008, 03:30:07 PM What do you expect you tree huggin hobbit. Humans are locusts that are devouring all the resources of this planet without respect to future generations.
Wow did I just say that? Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: hobbit on August 14, 2008, 03:34:06 PM I was driving a Chevy Tahoe when passing my judgment, so..... :-[ ;)
Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: twoiron on August 14, 2008, 03:48:05 PM I was driving a Chevy Tahoe when passing my judgment, so..... :-[ ;) What's the deal with these Chevy's?? I'm up to my eyeballs in crackers here who by these *goshdarn* Chev Silverados and need insurance on them... wtf! Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: gleek on August 14, 2008, 03:51:50 PM A few months ago, I saw a Hummer H2 with a bumper sticker that read "Powered by Jesus". You know it's getting bad when people have to pray for better gas mileage. ;D
Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: MFAWG on August 14, 2008, 09:18:53 PM ...then I read the rest of the bumper sticker. I'm driving behind a Hummer, the full sized model, when I notice a bumper sticker in the back window that says: Earth First! I'm thinking about the big ass Hummer and the huge irony of an "Earth First" bumper sticker being on it... when I get close enough to see the fine print.... "We'll strip mine the other planets later" [sm_jack] Seriously: I've driven a tactical (read: Full Sized AMG) Hummer, and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get stuck in all but terrain that would stop a tracked vehicle, and not even alot of that. Maybe the guys (GASP) actually the kind of person that needs such a vehicle, rather than just buying one out of fear or overcompensation. Since the H2 is little more than a dressed up Tahoe, which of the three categories do you fall into? Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: spacey on August 14, 2008, 09:24:01 PM Is the heat getting to everyone lately, or what?
Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: MFAWG on August 14, 2008, 09:26:55 PM Not really.
There are alot of reasons to buy a full sized Hummer, and not all of them are bad. It's seriously the baddest off the shelf ORV there is. An H2 or H3 is a different matter all together. Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: spacey on August 14, 2008, 09:30:48 PM It seems it would be easy to assume, though, that a guy with an assfaced sticker like that on his vehicle is probably an assface, regardless of what he's driving or whether he has a legitimate reason to be driving a full-sized hummer in the city (and I can't imagine what that legitimate reason might be).
YMMV. Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: MFAWG on August 14, 2008, 09:32:52 PM Edited to reflect reality, PBR popped, and longboard session commencing to start.
Hobbit: Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: hobbit on August 14, 2008, 10:07:53 PM I read to the bottom before I had any opportunity to get upset by anything. No worries.
Besides, I'm accustomed to you misunderstanding me ;) Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 15, 2008, 06:07:53 AM Besides, I'm accustomed to you misunderstanding me ;) Are you guys married? In the interest of full disclosure I should mention that I spoke with MFAWG by phone last night in a dream. I don't remember the subject but I assume it wasn't politics as I didn't wake up in a cold sweat. I was embarrassed as I didn't know how to pronounce his name. Is it EM-fawg? Is it m'FAWG? Is it myfriendlyautomobileworkingguy? Is it mother*fudge*er*charmin*gob*feces*e? I tried many combinations, perhaps even more than actually exist, and still couldn't get it right. Almost ironically neither could he. Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: gleek on August 15, 2008, 07:49:38 AM Mother *goshdarn* average white guy
Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: spacey on August 15, 2008, 08:41:28 AM I always figured his last name to be Fawg and his first name to be Mike, or Mark, or Marcy or something. But I like gleek's explanation better.
Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: MFAWG on August 15, 2008, 08:18:45 PM Gleek's close:
Middlaged Fat Ass White Guy. Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 16, 2008, 04:28:14 PM I just remembered. Our conversation was about thistles.
Title: Re: Almost irony..... Post by: spacey on August 16, 2008, 06:49:31 PM I just remembered. Our conversation was about thistles. Get a room. |