Title: Just stay at home!!..... Post by: twoiron on April 13, 2009, 03:06:01 PM How do you tell when a plane full of British tourists has landed? A selection of complaints from travellers from the UK
* We bought Ray-Ban sunglasses for five euros ($9) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake. * The brochure stated: "No hairdressers at the accommodation." We're trainee hairdressers — will we be OK staying here? * There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners. * We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white. * We had to queue outside with no air-conditioning. * I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts. * It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during "siesta" time — this should be banned. * I was bitten by a mosquito — no one said they could bite. * We booked an excursion to a water park but no one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels. Title: Re: Just stay at home!!..... Post by: Uisce Beatha on April 13, 2009, 07:34:45 PM Shut up and sit down, you big, bald *fudge*. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.
Title: Re: Just stay at home!!..... Post by: MFAWG on April 13, 2009, 07:40:08 PM They generally give you a keychain or teeshirt for filling those things out on the package tours. People write any old stupid *feces*.
I'm thinking: Not enough towels in the hotel to mop after beheading the maid. |