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Title: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: dystopia on August 14, 2007, 04:31:12 PM The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies http://quigs.blogspot.com/2007/08/ten-most-obnoxiously-overquoted-movies.html Quote Nothing makes a great movie suck like people quoting it day in and day out for months at a time. It's the go-to route used by individuals who aren't clever enough to come up with their own material, made worse by them thinking (thanks to the select few that laughed at their referencing) they've suddenly become the most hilarious stand-up comedian since George Carlin. Hey dip*feces* - they were laughing at the actual line, not your "sensational" joke-telling abilities. In fact, you probably butchered it. It was a sympathy laugh. They all secretly hate you. You're considered one big *goshdarn* joke. Even your psychiatrist thinks you should kill yourself. Also, your wife/girlfriend/hand is cheating on you. And all because you wouldn't stop quoting movies like these... Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: stroh on August 14, 2007, 04:39:11 PM LOL! That's awesome.
I think I'm clear. I've only seen seen one of those movies. "And it makes me dead ****y!" Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: spacey on August 14, 2007, 04:57:13 PM This could have been pretty much titled, "An open letter to that movie quoting guy in spacey's office." Maybe I'll send it to him.
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: gleek on August 14, 2007, 04:59:15 PM Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit quoting movies.
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Seamus on August 14, 2007, 07:10:20 PM Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit quoting movies. But we want you on that fence, we NEED you on that fence.Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Clive on August 14, 2007, 07:34:56 PM I know what you're thinking. "Did he gripe about six films or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: MFAWG on August 14, 2007, 09:00:35 PM You boys gonna quote them films, or just whistle Dixie?
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: hobbit on August 14, 2007, 09:38:40 PM There are two kinds of people in this world - those with movie quotes, and those who dig. You dig.
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: gleek on August 14, 2007, 09:51:17 PM There are two kinds of people in this world - those with movie quotes, and those who dig. You dig. You keep using that movie quote. I do not think it means what you think it means. Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: hobbit on August 14, 2007, 09:54:34 PM There are two kinds of people in this world - those with movie quotes, and those who dig. You dig. You keep using that movie quote. I do not think it means what you think it means. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Clive on August 14, 2007, 10:01:48 PM Don't be too proud of this cinematographic terror you've constructed; the ability to quote a movie line is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: gleek on August 14, 2007, 10:04:34 PM There are two kinds of people in this world - those with movie quotes, and those who dig. You dig. You keep using that movie quote. I do not think it means what you think it means. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die. You had me at "hello". Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Aske on August 14, 2007, 10:08:35 PM Quote Helen Jordan: [picks up phone] Hello? Allen: I know who you are and you are nothing. You think you are *goshdarn* something, but you are *goshdarn* nothing. You are empty. You are a zero. You are a black hole, and I'm gonna *fudge* you so bad you'll be coming out of your ears. Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: gleek on August 14, 2007, 10:19:07 PM Don't be too proud of this cinematographic terror you've constructed; the ability to quote a movie line is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Don't try to frighten us with your shyster's ways, Clive. Your sad devotion to that ancient sci-fi film didn't allow you to conjure up a fresh movie quote. Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Spanky on August 15, 2007, 06:24:25 AM What in the Wide, Wide, World of Sports is goin' on around here!
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Clive on August 15, 2007, 06:58:17 AM Don't try to frighten us with your shyster's ways, Clive. Your sad devotion to that ancient sci-fi film didn't allow you to conjure up a fresh movie quote. One morning I quoted a movie in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas, I'll never know.Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: stroh on August 15, 2007, 07:21:45 AM Don't try to frighten us with your shyster's ways, Clive. Your sad devotion to that ancient sci-fi film didn't allow you to conjure up a fresh movie quote. One morning I quoted a movie in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas, I'll never know.Well big boy. You know how to quote don't you? You just put your lips together, and type. Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Walfredo on August 15, 2007, 07:51:40 AM I told those *fudge*s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't quote on Shabbos!
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't *goshdarn* ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as *feces* don't *goshdarn* quotel! Shomer shabbos! Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Clive on August 15, 2007, 08:17:38 AM (http://www.bcp.psych.ualberta.ca/~mike/Pearl_Street/INTD554/Images/jpegs/Hal-2000.jpg)
"I know I've made some very poor quote decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you..." Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Aske on August 15, 2007, 03:56:05 PM in honor of this thread , I got big lebowski out.... forgot how awesome the lines are....
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: dystopia on August 15, 2007, 06:25:47 PM in honor of this thread , I got big lebowski out.... forgot how awesome the lines are.... Ah, so that's where "Brother Seamus" is from... Da Fino, Private Snoop: I'm a brother shamus! The Dude: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish monk? Da Fino, Private Snoop: ...What the *fudge* are you talking about? Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Seamus on August 15, 2007, 09:11:40 PM in honor of this thread , I got big lebowski out.... forgot how awesome the lines are.... Ah, so that's where "Brother Seamus" is from... Da Fino, Private Snoop: I'm a brother shamus! The Dude: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish monk? Da Fino, Private Snoop: ...What the *fudge* are you talking about? ...I've never seen The Big lebowski... [sm_whistle] [sm_nervous] Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: hobbit on August 15, 2007, 09:18:06 PM ...I've never seen The Big lebowski... [sm_whistle] [sm_nervous] In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...... come again? (got to use that one twice this week ;D ) Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Walfredo on August 16, 2007, 07:35:09 AM in honor of this thread , I got big lebowski out.... forgot how awesome the lines are.... Ah, so that's where "Brother Seamus" is from... Da Fino, Private Snoop: I'm a brother shamus! The Dude: A Brother Seamus? What... like an Irish monk? Da Fino, Private Snoop: ...What the *fudge* are you talking about? ...I've never seen The Big lebowski... [sm_whistle] [sm_nervous] So you have no frame of reference here, Seamus. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know... Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: stroh on August 16, 2007, 08:17:45 AM Frankly, Walfredo; He don't give a damn.
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Seamus on August 16, 2007, 08:42:06 AM You talkin' to me?
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: gleek on August 16, 2007, 09:03:43 AM Come on, guys! It's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. It's all (meta-) movie quotes nowadays.
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: hatethisgame on August 16, 2007, 09:04:21 AM How did "Say hello, to my little blog" not make it?
Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Aske on August 16, 2007, 09:08:26 AM How did "Say hello, to my little blog" not make it? Well, Hatethisgamestrom, I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill ya. Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 16, 2007, 09:39:43 AM How did "Say hello, to my little blog" not make it? Well, Hatethisgamestrom, I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill ya. Shot me through me brain pan. Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Seamus on August 16, 2007, 10:15:38 AM How did "Say hello, to my little blog" not make it? Well, Hatethisgamestrom, I could tell you... but then I'd have to kill ya. Title: Re: The Ten Most Obnoxiously Overquoted Movies Post by: Seamus on August 16, 2007, 10:17:14 AM The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fudging with you. *fudge* pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
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