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Title: Got to thinking Post by: Spanky on October 07, 2007, 07:13:50 PM When I was in the Navy a group of us use to go to a little hole in the wall bar and hang out, kind of Cheers sort of place only with peanut shells on the floor. Ever since I got out I haven't had that. The Golfhos anniversary thread made me realize this place is like that. We have drinks, we BS, watch sports together, listen to music and boast (or cry) about our golf game. It's nice to have a small group a friends.
To the regulars [sm_beertoast] [sm_buddies] To the rest, pull up a stool and stay awhile [sm_drink] Carry on! Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: Fuzzy on October 07, 2007, 07:19:43 PM [sm_beertoast]
Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: spacey on October 07, 2007, 07:24:51 PM [sm_buddies]
Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on October 07, 2007, 07:34:18 PM Setting aside how I feel about drinking and the like, so while reading through all that, I've come to a conclusion:
That's a nice sentiment. Dystopia has set up a nice little place here, and those who have come have been great! Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 07, 2007, 07:47:04 PM Our Cliff is cooler and slightly less likely to die a virgin.
Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: Teed on October 07, 2007, 07:59:54 PM [sm_headbang] [sm_headbang]
Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: dystopia on October 07, 2007, 10:20:14 PM [sm_beertoast] [sm_buddies]
Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: twoiron on October 08, 2007, 05:21:47 AM "Women.... you can't live with them.... pass the beer"
[sm_beertoast] Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: stroh on October 08, 2007, 05:31:32 AM [cc]That's uh.........Well said there Spanky.[/cc]
What a great place. w00t! [sm_buddies] Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: Seamus on October 08, 2007, 08:19:46 AM "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk bone underwear"
Norm Nice touch Spanky [sm_thumbsup2] Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: Walfredo on October 08, 2007, 08:59:54 AM [sm_buddies] [sm_beertoast] [sm_drink]
Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: twoiron on October 08, 2007, 02:55:09 PM Great wisdom by Cliff.
I guess it's OK if I add a few "Normisms". "Can I draw you a beer, Norm?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one." "How about a beer, Norm?" "Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life." "How's a beer sound, Norm?" "I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in." "What's up, Norm?" "Corners of my mouth, Coach." "What's shaking, Norm?" "All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach." "Beer, Normie?" "Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young." "Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?" "With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe." "What's up, Normie?" "The temperature under my collar, Coach." "What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?" "Going down?" "What's up Mr. Peterson?" "The warranty on my liver." "What's up, Norm?" "Everything that's supposed to be." "What's new, Normie?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer." "What'll it be, Normie?" "Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel." "What would you say to a beer, Normie?" "Daddy wuvs you." "What'd you like, Normie?" "A reason to live. Gimme another beer." "What will you have, Norm?" "Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." "Oh, looks like beer, Norm." "Call me Mister Lucky." "What do you say, Norm?" "Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer." "What do you say to a beer, Normie?" "Hiya, sailor. New in town?" "Whaddya say, Norm?" "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes." "What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?" "Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer." "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" "Like a baby treats a diaper." "Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass." "How's life treating you?" "It's not, Sammy, but you can!" "Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?" "A little early, isn't it Woody?" "For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions." "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?" "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending." "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." "I know, and if she calls, I'm not here." "Beer, Norm?" "Have I gotten that predictable? Good." "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'" "Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?" "Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?" "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "Another layer for the winter, Wood." "Whatcha up to Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?" "Poor." "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour." "How's life treating you, Norm?" "Like it caught me sleeping with its' wife." "Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts." "What's going down, Normie?" "My butt cheeks on that bar stool." "How's life in the fast lane?" "Dunno, can't get on the on-ramp." "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson." "Alright, but stop me at one.... make that one-thirty." "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear!" "What's the story, Norm?" "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." "How about a beer, Norm?" "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!" "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody." "What's up, Normie?" "My nipples, it's freezing out there." Title: Re: Got to thinking Post by: stroh on October 08, 2007, 02:59:06 PM [sm_thumbsup]
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