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Title: Remember that thing I said? Post by: MFAWG on December 07, 2009, 04:43:49 PM That thing about 'A little hookers and blow makes El Tigre MORE sympathetic in my eye'?
That sort of went out the window at mistress number 6. Now number NINE and TEN have surfaced, and one of them is a (apparenly) a pron actress. Seriously: WTF, dude? Why get married in the first place? Nobody would have said 'Boo' to a seemingly endless string of big titted, blonde, blue eyed escorts if you were farking SINGLE, dumbass! Speaking of 'Blonde, blue, eyed and well endowed': Anything you want to say, Jules? :o Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: Aske on December 07, 2009, 04:49:17 PM hopefully ms. woods has invested in a hiv test and valtrex futures.
Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: Aske on December 07, 2009, 05:22:31 PM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1233559/Tiger-Woods-8-hour-diner-waitress-deal-kept-affair-news.html
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-wife-moves-out this one is NSFW http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/tiger-had-****-with-a-pröñ-star/ Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: dystopia on December 07, 2009, 05:25:45 PM I'm assuming most of the Tigresses are legit at this point. I'm surprised he was able to keep things quiet for so long.
(lmao at the wide-ranging "Related Posts" to this thread) Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: MFAWG on December 07, 2009, 08:15:42 PM hopefully ms. woods has invested in a hiv test and valtrex futures. I actually feel bad for her! I tend toward misogyny, especially where trophy wives are concerned, but this is just completely *goshdarn* beyond. She probably knew a LITTLE screwing around was to be expected, and she probably figured she'd have a nice JewRay (as Deion Sanders used to say) collection in 10 or 15 years. I'm guessing 'Sticks it in anything that will stand still long enough' was not in her game plan. The other thing is he just doesn't have enough innate charm to carry this kind of bull*feces* off. Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: twoiron on December 07, 2009, 09:15:08 PM I'm tipping that the number of Major Championships he's won is shortly going to be outnumbered by the number of women he's knobbed... :o
Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: gleek on December 08, 2009, 08:13:33 AM Getting married=worst move evar!
If he were single nobody would give a rat's ass if he was on his way to #22001. Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: Blader on December 08, 2009, 08:43:23 AM I'm assuming most of the Tigresses are legit at this point. I'm surprised he was able to keep things quiet for so long. (lmao at the wide-ranging "Related Posts" to this thread) I'm maintaining a healthy level of skepticism. Yet I wouldn't be surprised if all of it were true, or surprised if some were true, or even if very little of it is eventually proven true. Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: birdymaker on December 08, 2009, 10:30:52 AM I'm assuming most of the Tigresses are legit at this point. I'm surprised he was able to keep things quiet for so long. I think it comes down to the fact that they all thought they were the only one and that they thought no one would believe them. Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: MFAWG on December 08, 2009, 08:20:02 PM I hear they're calling him 'Cheetah Woods' now.
I'm just curious to see how this plays out when he makes his playing debut on tour. Will the fawning coverage continue, with massive bloviating about 'Tiger's enormous personal difficulties in the off season', or will they just pretend nothing happened? In good news: Seems Elin's purchased a new home is Stockholm. Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: Jules on December 09, 2009, 08:39:13 PM Anything you want to say, Jules? :o I feel sorry for Elin, this is pretty humiliating for her. I heard yesterday they are taking Tiger Gatorade off the shelves in some parts of America (I am guessing the bible belt part). Well we are still selling Tiger Gatorade in my pro shop. ;D ;D ;D......everybody who buys one has a little chucke and a comment. ;D Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: stroh on December 09, 2009, 08:44:04 PM I was told not to be like Tiger.
Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: Jules on December 09, 2009, 08:50:11 PM I was told not to be like Tiger. Yeah, by Karen....She would cut your balls off if you were like Tiger. ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: stroh on December 09, 2009, 08:52:58 PM I was told not to be like Tiger. Yeah, by Karen....She would cut your balls off if you were like Tiger. ;D ;D ;D Indeed. :D Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: twoiron on December 09, 2009, 09:02:37 PM I recall just recently where they were interviewing some kiddies involved in Greg Norman thing and asking them if they wanted to be the next Tiger Woods....
Most kids answered yes... in hindsight they're either going to be great golfers or mad rooters.... :o Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: Jules on December 09, 2009, 09:09:45 PM Tiger got caught.
Apparently Greg Norman was rooting Chrissy for the last 20 years or so. Now they are kaput. A guy from my club worked at the Australian Open in the 50/60's and he said Arnold Palmer used to bring out a beautiful looking woman with him that he was rooting while his wife and kids were at home. Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: Blader on December 11, 2009, 10:47:42 AM Everybody knows that toxic haploidosis is a dangerous and debilitating problem that steals focus and performance from its victims. Furthermore, no man is capable of escaping this problem. Prophylaxis is the only means of preventing the condition, which only responds to persistent copulation of the most vigorous nature...what the lay public would term 'pröñ' ****.
Tiger Woods is a world class athlete. Whereas you or I might be able to maintain our tenuous single digit handicaps by experiencing, for example, the sort of transient haploidosis that occurs when out alone on chautauqua and staying in hotels without Spectravision movie content that we know and enjoy. Or are schedules are too tight and we are simply too busy to partake in said. The margins for a world class athlete are much thinner. In a sport as readily quantifiable as is golf, we know that only a single stroke per round separates him from the low end of the money list and banishment to a mediocre existence with the riff and the raff of the professional golf tour. We therefore have no reason to fault Mr Woods. He is only taking care of his health in a truly holistic way, in a vocation where the line that distinguishes the successful from the abject failures is razor thin. Toxic haploidosis is a dangerous condition of the male, and is associated with more morbidity and mortality than is any other disease that selectively afflicts the stronger of our species. Yet nobody wants to talk about it. Don't believe me? Then go ask the intergoogles. Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: MFAWG on December 11, 2009, 12:20:32 PM 1IECGQV3Wr4
Title: Re: Remember that thing I said? Post by: Jules on December 11, 2009, 02:19:47 PM When did Tiger ever find the time to practice golf. ;D
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